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So i got this roomate...

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mntelebumper
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 10
thats super huge into the party scene here at school. but hes so big into it that he hasnt slept in the room for going on two weeks now. which there is nothing wrong with. my question to you newschoolers is. should i start packing his shit into boxes one item a day, so when he flunks out hes packed to go home or not? would this be a jerk move, or pure genius? seeing as my room is like having a single with some random persons shit in it.
Oct 3 2006 12:27AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
He's been able to find parties every night for two weeks!? Where do you go to school, boy!?
Oct 3 2006 12:37AM
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JTK
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reminds me of a friend i had in first year. His roomate completely cracked out after like a month.... my friend was then able to take both beds, create a super room and his girlfriend from the same rez essentially moved in lol things may turn out well for you.
Oct 3 2006 12:42AM
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cjgncjgn
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thats how i live... its not as much fun as you think... im partied out,

but my grade are all 80's minimum so FUCK YEA!
Oct 3 2006 12:51AM
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mntelebumper
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mankato
Oct 3 2006 1:08AM
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Von
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that sounds like a sweet deal, i know when i get to college in a couple of months im going to request a single room.
Oct 3 2006 1:21AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
My rommate is like yours but he comes home every night. I go to bed around midnight, or sooner because of 8 am classes so he wakes me up constantly. Everyday he smokes, drinks and does cocaine multiple times. I'm moving out next semester but I hope this jerkoff fails out or something.
Oct 3 2006 8:37AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
one day you should just hide his coke stash and be like what are you talking about... then be like oh by the way ony of my friends dogs came over the today, got into something of yours and started to foam at the mouth my friend had to take him to the vet...
Oct 3 2006 8:43AM
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japie99
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that guy wont last long. But he comes to his room to change clothes do some hw or something right?
Oct 3 2006 8:56AM
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CooksCorner
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Replace it with powdered bleach. I gaurentee you wont be having problems anymore.
Oct 3 2006 9:00AM
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mntelebumper
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yea its really frustrating, because last night he showed up at 3am. our room is on the ground level, last room at the end of the hall by the door. he forgot his key to get into the building, becsue we need two keys, one to get in building after 11pm and our room key. anyway he pounded at the window for 30 minneuts. i pretended not to hear him. and thus didnt let him in. when i woke up 1/2 and hour ago and looked out the window. he was curled up asleep under a tree.
Oct 3 2006 9:30AM
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Unbalanced_au
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LOL ^^

and badluck dude.. don't you guys get to chose your roomates?

why don't you speak up about it
Oct 3 2006 9:56AM
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ski_cartel
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hahahaha now thats some funny shit. But I dont think you had to be a ass. You could have just let him in. But yea id wait it out, you never know. You might have a drom room to yourself in a month or so
Oct 3 2006 10:14AM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah, i agree with you, you should have let him in... how would you feel if you forgot a key to get in, and you had to sleep outside, so far even after being kicked out of my apt a couple times last year, i always found a place to crash.. i guess i'm just cool like that tho
Oct 3 2006 10:23AM
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mntelebumper
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it may have been a dick move to pull, but yet omg it was so funny. its one of those things you had to be there for to truly apprecitae.
Oct 3 2006 10:50AM
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ski_cartel
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oh I never said it wasnt funny, just that its cold make him sleep outside. Iv had to do it befor, I know how much it sucks
Oct 3 2006 10:57AM
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Ryno
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Thats why i got a single room.
Oct 3 2006 10:57AM
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zylstra
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haha just make sure you post the newest on this deutcsh.(sp?)
Oct 3 2006 11:02AM
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Potatoes
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haha yesss!
Oct 3 2006 11:53AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
yeah man, lets hear what happens to this german. fuckin' kraut!
Oct 3 2006 12:00PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
haha. I live in a triple. Theres two rooms and a bathroom. We have 3 beds in the one room and some couches, tv, and computers in the other room. Its a super sweet setup even for having 3 people. One of my roommates is pretty much living with his girlfriend so we have a double and he stops by once in awhile to change/shower.
Oct 3 2006 12:05PM
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Silister
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That sucks for you man, but I gotta say it would in fact be a real dick move to start packing his things. Do something else to make him smarten up, but I'm pretty damn sure he'd notice if boxes start getting filled with his things day by day.
Oct 3 2006 12:15PM
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Lé.Skiing
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haha, MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!
Oct 3 2006 12:19PM
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Silister
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^ WERD.
Oct 3 2006 12:29PM
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mntelebumper
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so this one time i came into my room late at night and the roomie has a girl on the futon with him. she spends the night so im like w/e as long as i cant hear it. any who at about 1:30 am this drunken drawll comes through the window. down side to 1st floor. and shes all like "hey we gotta work out our problem s and have sex" and hes all like "no my roomate has a girl in bed with him. that would be weird" druing the whole conservation which went on for about another 10min through the window im cracking up because it came to me that he has straight up put him self into too many girls and has backed himself into a corner. its all pretty funny from my perspective.
Oct 3 2006 11:53PM
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andres3000
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would this be minnesota?
Oct 4 2006 12:05AM
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jd_1260
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imagine what he says about you, he never gos out and parties, he must be a fag or something. jk
Oct 4 2006 12:05AM
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treesmann
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LE skiing has 4999 posts. i hope i never get a bad roommate
Oct 4 2006 12:11AM
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mntelebumper
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yea its in minnesota, now for a gross but true story about mankato. a few years back there was this student that went to bed before his roomate. he woke up one night to find his roomate on top of him, then he passed out. his room mate had been nocking him out with ester then having sexual relation with his butt.
Oct 4 2006 12:13AM
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japie99
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Dude wtf are you talkin man. U just destroyed all my happy expectations of college life!!
Oct 4 2006 3:41AM
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MaxPower007
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My roommate snores super loud, and I can't get to sleep, so there was 5 days in a row where I didn't sleep in my room. It's actually pretty fun finding a place to sleep, but sometimes it's annoying when it's 3 in the morning and you're waking up at 9.
Oct 4 2006 9:01AM
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B-Wald
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dude. you're in college.  you're going to be dealing with shit like that for the entire time. get used to it.
Oct 4 2006 10:45AM
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mnjib
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hahahaha tim your an ass but thats awesome!
Oct 4 2006 11:01AM
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snowdiver
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i dont kno where he goes but college parties are never in short supply
Oct 4 2006 12:30PM
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mntelebumper
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I do try bill i do try
Oct 4 2006 1:39PM
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[TheWuTangClan]
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hes gonnga fuck his life up real fast
Oct 4 2006 1:47PM
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Silister
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I'm so gonna party like there's no tomorrow when I hit University. Fuck yeah to residence. Then again, I'm a girl and will probably get drugged and raped. Ah well, what can you do.
Oct 4 2006 1:49PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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put one thing in a day, pure genious
Oct 4 2006 2:06PM
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linemaverick16
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At least your roomate doesn't jerk off on the top bunk while your trying sleep. That shit is awkward.
Oct 4 2006 2:11PM
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skiierman
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Ahahahahaha! Just kick the bottom of his bed, make him fall out and land on his dick and break it.
Oct 4 2006 2:15PM
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linemaverick16
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I try to move aroound loudly so he knows im awake but he just keeps going at it.
Oct 4 2006 2:17PM
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mntelebumper
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alright so next time hes jerking it try this. jump out of bed quickly and turn on the lights and be like ah ha i caught you. now if hes truly good he will keep wackin it. cause thats what a true pimp does when hes caught. but most likely he will be like "oh shit" and try to cover up.
Oct 4 2006 2:33PM
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linemaverick16
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I told one of my friends and he confronted my roomate about it. Of couse he denied it but I haven't felt the bed jiggle since then.
Oct 4 2006 2:45PM
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mntelebumper
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^ good work then.
Oct 4 2006 8:28PM
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Challenger
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you'd just be a huge douche bag by doing that.


Half the reasons people go away to school is to party.
Oct 4 2006 10:19PM
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slimbruddah
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Lmao,I laughed pretty hard at that.
Oct 4 2006 11:35PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
go to the parties with him and get laid with him, if thats why hes not coming home (or is he just passed out?)
Oct 4 2006 11:38PM
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mntelebumper
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its more like he's just passed out.
Oct 5 2006 1:16AM
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mntelebumper
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all right ladies and gents i have an update on my roomate. last night he strolls in around 3am passes out on the futon. at about 3:20 am his cell phone rings, it proceeds to ring for 30min. about 15min into the ringing someone starts pounding on our window yelling his name. i crawl out of bed and turn his cell phone off. the ringing stops and the pounding stops shortly there after. i get back to sleep. now this is were it gets funny. my roomate uses his cell phone as an alarm clock. he didnt get up till about 30min ago. he missed about 3 morning classes. all cause of me.
Oct 10 2006 2:21PM
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Lé.Skiing
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you should have just punched him in the nuts.. then you wouldnt have gotten him in shit... and if someone did that to me and i missed a shit load of my classes, i would get midevil on their ass
Oct 10 2006 2:24PM
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skiierman
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Good, he deserves it.
Oct 10 2006 2:38PM
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