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RIDDLE THREAD

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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ill start,but dont post another one till its answered for petes sakes!

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 7:54PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
fungus?
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 3 2003 7:23AM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
no


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 3 2003 1:26PM
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J-Ho
Posts: 360 - Karma: 10
^ its FIRE
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????
May 3 2003 2:19PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
200 people walk into a cabin. By morning they are all dead. How did they die?

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 3 2003 2:21PM
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J-Ho
Posts: 360 - Karma: 10
^Anthrax...hahaha...not really
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????
May 3 2003 2:38PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
It was an airplane cabin and the plane crashed

CoC session E
May 3 2003 3:32PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
yep

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 3 2003 3:39PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
ante up







Dallan!
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Ridiculous
May 3 2003 3:51PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
There is a common English word that is seven letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains a common English word - from seven letters right on down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing a letter at a time?

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

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May 4 2003 3:03AM
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timol
Posts: 31 - Karma: 51
Boys are strong, and never wrong, girls are weak, throw them in the creek.

it was in this exercise book at school, and i thought it was the lamest thing i ever seen.
May 4 2003 5:40AM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
however true...

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
May 4 2003 1:11PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
^^help us on that i cant figure it out
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
May 4 2003 6:46PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
startling
May 4 2003 7:18PM
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J-Ho
Posts: 360 - Karma: 10
can anyone tell me if the FIRE one is right... I'm curious
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????
May 4 2003 7:55PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
its snowing
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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

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May 5 2003 4:44AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
its snowing
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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

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May 5 2003 4:45AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
its snowing
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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
May 5 2003 4:45AM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
snowin is a word?

CoC session E
May 5 2003 2:22PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
snowing
sowing
swing
wing
win
in
i

this one with a similar idea in a previous thread...
two brothers standing in front of you. one brother always lies and to his side is hell. the other brother never lies and his road leads to heaven. with one question you must figure out which road is to heaven and which to hell. What is the question?


in the past month or so this is about the 10th riddle thread


Gotta Love The Midwest
May 5 2003 3:34PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
i already did that 9 letter riddle...look on the page before...the answer is startling...


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 5 2003 5:38PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
i have heard this riddle 3 times but i always forget the answer
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
May 5 2003 5:55PM
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