[first off its long]
Ok, Ok, OK... i know lots of people here know me as drunk... well heres the first time i've been sober for a night in a while but i have to rest from what happened last night... first thing that was going through my head was, i didnt have to work tomorrow, so i'm gonna get fucked up... so i obviously did. but the story is just like a night of like around just 7 people having fun. well except my other friend cause he was kind of being a douchebag and **Pretended to have a athsma attack** the way i say he pretended, cause we know how athsma attacks work and he's had them before... well anyways. the story so it started off with a long fucking 30 min walk to my buddies place, and i started drinking at like 6:00 then i had to walk 30 mins after i had like 4 beers in the course of like 20 mins.. so after i get to my buddies house we watch some robot chicken, then some of our other buds arrive, and the guy with athsma's girlfriend(she comes into play later) well anyways we go to my other friends place, and we start drinking gibson's finest, 151, start playing liek quarters with like pennys and shit(bad idea by the way) so yah as the night progresses, we start getting more roudy, i jump off a porch thtas liek 10 feet up, i land on my feet, and people were suprised that i didnt break anything... we start watching a porno, then we start thinking its kind of awkward for 5 guys watching a porn... that comes off music comes back on... shirts come off... and then my griend fakes that athsma attack, we call an ambulance, the ambulance arrives we get our buddy out, and into the ambulance. well we had our shirts back on for that.. then everyone started to punch and elbow some fucking ply wood, elbows still fucking hurt... so then we get back inside, then the guy that just went to the hospitals gf took off her shirt cause she was pissed off, and she was like why cant i be like a guy, i'm so sick of this, tonight i'm gonna be one of the guys and took off her shirt, and braw.. it was sweet... well then after that slap fight broke out, i dunno how it even happened, then we were playing cards... i passed out in teh chair woke up with a mustache... big red star on my arm, my bud's back from emergency... then we all are like i think its a night and everything died out, so i decided to crash there, woke up at like 9:30, kicked out at like10:00 which sucked then slep to about 2:00pm... well that was my story from last night anyone got some good stories like that?