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5 Second Rule

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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Ok, so theres the 5 second rule which everyone knows, i think there should be special exceptions to it. Say, if you drop bread butter side down, its only 4 seconds. And if it is dropped on a sidewalk or road only 3. IF it is dropped in a septic tank, screw it its not worth it. anyone else got suggestions?
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Apr 30 2003 7:24PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
you must have been INCREDIBLY bored when you wrote this





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Apr 30 2003 7:27PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i dont follow the 5 second rule anymore,ill drop something and leave it there for a couple days and then just dust it off and eat it


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Apr 30 2003 7:27PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
your bad. i was bored. but it is true, i mean, you cant just drop it anywhere, or you'll get genital herpes and die.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 30 2003 7:35PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i like your restrictions, that's pretty much what i go by.
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Apr 30 2003 7:37PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
if you drop a jelly bean its a 10 min rule


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Apr 30 2003 7:39PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
If you drop some kind of sticky candy its gone

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Apr 30 2003 7:41PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
good good. yeah, heard candy UN SUCKED, is find for awhile, but if its been in your mouth, and you drop it, get down fast or its gone too.
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 30 2003 7:51PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
On the streets are pretty nasty. Anyways, arn't you guys afraid to get SARS!!!!!
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Apr 30 2003 7:51PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
dude, we all know the sidewalk doesnt give you sars, only have anal sex does. DUH! so it is perfectly fine to pic it up. the streets are fine for me. i dont mind. i dont like the toilet much though, it has a weird taste when i pull it out.
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 30 2003 7:53PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
I really like that oreo commercial with the dad and the little dude eating oreos. and the dad drops his oreo on the floor. he and the little dude have such sad faces -- it's adorable. then I don't remember what happens really but it has something to do w/the 5 sec rule.




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Apr 30 2003 8:53PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
fuck it, if its somewhere where you dont care, the 5 seconds dont apily, let it chill there for a whle. in public i say 5 secs or a good dusting off..
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Apr 30 2003 9:02PM
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sugarloafer1990
Posts: 1028 - Karma: 9
5 second rule.. fuck you...20 second rule. no dirts gonna kill me.
Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Apr 30 2003 9:02PM
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dietrich
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
the only things where the 5 second rule dont apply are popsicles or icecream, possibly candy.
Apr 30 2003 9:06PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
what about a piece of bread in a septic tank? gonna play 5 seconds then??? HUH??
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 30 2003 9:08PM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
i drop skittles and shit in my room all the time and i find them a couple days later and still eat them, thats what perservatives are for.
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Apr 30 2003 9:13PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
benditto, carpet or hard flooring? if its carpet thats totaly fine.
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 30 2003 9:15PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
harder the food, and harder the surface, longer time it can sit there. The floor to subject density ratio is of the highest importance.



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Apr 30 2003 9:19PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
my friend told me the 5 second rule was scientifically proven.

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Apr 30 2003 9:22PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
your friend was lying threw his dirty rotten no go for fucking anything but cow dick teeth. 5 second rules a myth, it gets dirty once it hits the ground... but ... i should have told you that.... FOLLOW THE RULE ANYWAY!
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 30 2003 9:24PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
if its dropped its dropped..ill eat it if its been the for 5 second or 5 hours...who cars.
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Apr 30 2003 9:31PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
what if i cum all my genital herpes filled cum on it... then?
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 30 2003 9:32PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
give it to your siblings
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Apr 30 2003 9:53PM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
eat
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Apr 30 2003 11:55PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
if it looks ok to eat, eat it
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Apr 30 2003 11:58PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
It builds your immuine system, so I say go for it.

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Apr 30 2003 11:59PM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
i just dropped a chunck of ice cream on my carpet, i stared at it for alittle while, picked it up after 10 secs probably, its all good

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May 1 2003 12:09AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
if you think the floor is dirty, look at what is on your hands
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
May 1 2003 1:23AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
The 5 second rule should not be followed in a restaurant where the orange floors turn black within an hour of opening. Also, the head chef who makes this rule should not grab other guys' balls.
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May 1 2003 3:22AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
2 years ago i droped a gum ball behind my dresser, i was cleaning my room like 2weekends ago and ate it, so thats like the 2 year rule bitches
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May 1 2003 3:18PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
carpet? if it is carpet the rule is exempt, eat it anytime.
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 1 2003 4:01PM
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