Hello fellow tokers! I am interested in hearing about your close calls with the cops. I guess I will kick it off with a story of my own.
Two weeks ago I met with my friends who had just picked up some pretty high grade stuff. We decided to test it out in a house that was being built in the neighborhood. I was pretty nervous cause the last time I trespassed ole' John Law interfered. Well the house was almost done and my friends said they had been there before and it was safe. We went to the upstairs and smoked some bowls while my preparing a fat blunt. We were about 15 minutes in when I spot a station wagon checkin out my friends car. I said we should probably leave but they were all like its OK and I didn't drive there so I just had to hang tight. No more tham five minutes later two squad cars showed up with dogs. We ran like the wind. I hid underneath a tool shed while my friends ran into the woods. The cops came within two feet of me (i could untie their fucking shoes if i wanted to) but my friends were making so much noise running the cops passed by. After i thought it was clear I ran through backyards as fast as i could (the house's motion sensor lights kept turning on and i thought for sure i was a goner). I finally made it to the street and eight cop cars were around my friends car. I took off down the street and pretended to be a jogger ( at eleven at night with khakis and a hoodie on with dreadlocks). My friend's girlfrien found me and took me back to my car. Turns out only one of my friends was caught right when he got out of my house. he heard the whole chase over the CB radion in the squad car. Over twelve cops were chasing my friends throught a golf course for two hours. I am not sure what will happen to my friend.
You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime