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gay poem i wrote

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adrnalinlovr
Posts: 558 - Karma: 9
gone skiin'
maybe if i left no one would notice
maybe if i went skiing noone would notice
if i took the car and a card
loaded my skis, took my boots
you think anyone would notice
if i drove fast and changed the plates
you think anyone would notice
if i was gone and had a job
maybe changed my name to Bob
you think anyone would notice
if they found me and i was happy
you think they'd make me go back
to the old life caring about nothing
except of the day i could say
im gone skiin' out in the back


Apr 23 2003 8:32PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
that poem you wrote is gay
Seize the carp
Apr 23 2003 8:36PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i wrote a better one for a poetry project thing in my english class, but i handed it in to my teacher... so i can't prove it.
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
Apr 23 2003 8:38PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
gay


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
Apr 23 2003 9:06PM
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jibrevolution
Posts: 800 - Karma: 15
how could u evan think of posting a poem u wrote on NS... wait for ski pimp to


jibrevolution.com
Apr 23 2003 9:22PM
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j-a-s-o-n
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10
hmm..
Apr 23 2003 9:53PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
nah nrthfacer posted this crazy deep meaning poem on NS, a little more heavy then this probably but i didnt read either
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Apr 23 2003 9:53PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
derrrr

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
Apr 23 2003 9:59PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
holy f;in cow that was lame

' Anyone smell that up-G?' Chris Turpin


I flunked out of school cause i'm hardcore.

And this whole time i thought my penis was just inside out.
Apr 23 2003 10:20PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
if i shitted on your face it would make the poem ok cuz id stil be laughing about shitting on you as i was reding it.


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
Apr 24 2003 12:03AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Ummm... I believe the phase 'you suck' is most appropriate; however, 'go kill yourself' also comes to mind
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Apr 24 2003 12:22AM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
i think it's cool.

'I like peaches from a tree, i like peaches from a can' --Dash Longe

'I dont think anymore is ganna come out Mickael'
--Boyd Easley
Apr 24 2003 12:37AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i dont even know what to say


But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
Apr 24 2003 10:40AM
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MogulMan346
Posts: 643 - Karma: 69
only elton john would appreciate that
Representin' da icy east....... and the loaf,also the Founding Father of the NS Abortion Clinic
Apr 24 2003 10:41AM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
that was fucking stupid


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 24 2003 12:27PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
.... but beautiful


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 24 2003 12:27PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
ha...yes

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
Apr 24 2003 1:07PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
if I slapped you in the face - no one would notice:-)

HAHA! that was mean - your poem wasnt that bad - i just thought it would be funny to say that:-)


Jodi...'Why don't you close your eyes when you kiss me anymore?'
Doug...'Cause I like looking at myself in your sunglasses.'
Apr 24 2003 1:22PM
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Skis_to_the_slaughter
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
I think lagwagon ? Wrote a poem about all the 'mean' people on the site it was halarious
(laugh at not with)sorry If i'm wrong about the author
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Apr 24 2003 1:41PM
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MogulMan346
Posts: 643 - Karma: 69
gay is right
Representin' da icy east....... and the loaf...... the Founding Father of the NS Abortion Clinic ....... Member Of the Itty Bitty Titty Committe


Apr 24 2003 2:01PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
ya...

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
Apr 24 2003 3:13PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5772 - Karma: 3,867
Do your parents hate you? Do you not get enough attention? Please for your own good don't post stuff like that, you make Jamie Kennedy (Malibu's Most Wanted) look like eminem


Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is
(Gallant)

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'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas


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Apr 24 2003 3:27PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
that'll fill up space in my profile
Apr 24 2003 3:46PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
gay gay gay
Apr 24 2003 4:20PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
hahahhahahaha ya...

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
Apr 24 2003 5:39PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
what is your major malfuntion, numbnuts? didnt mommy and daddy give you enough attention- *gunshot*
Apr 24 2003 7:30PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
porking my virgin dad.
he screams for mercy as i pour the salt.
covering his nipples with white particles.
they sting him as he begs me to stop.
Apr 24 2003 7:30PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
thats nasty mommy but im still laughing somehow


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
Apr 24 2003 8:27PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
Therapy for mommy...

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
Apr 24 2003 9:18PM
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Casper
Posts: 485 - Karma: 5
mommy is the shit



I'm a fuckin hellhound trapped up in L-town, and after drinks and shit, I'll have your bitch spellbound.
Apr 24 2003 10:06PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
thank you for your approval, casper. you and me could be an unnstopable force.
Apr 25 2003 8:25AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i will peee on both of you


But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
Apr 25 2003 8:38AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
not if i.. aquire your body first. then rape your cattle and ruin your crops.
Apr 25 2003 9:38AM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
ok mommy i will now set you straight, im gunna stick my penis in your moms buttocks after i get my penis injected with acid cum, then im gunna blow a load and its gunna go through her stomach hittin ur dads eye decaying it, then i will grab a butter knife and so gentley scrape out the remains. Once they are threw with, I will advance on you, with a piece of paper i will slit both of your pupils so you cannot see. Then I will wip ur pants off, get a mechanical pencil, make the led pop out of it about a inch long and stick it straight in your penis hole. then i will take and axe and finish you.

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
Apr 25 2003 9:44AM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
wow i think i owned my self threw stupidity?

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
Apr 25 2003 9:48AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
dont even attempt to challenge me, simple minded drone. your faggotry would only fail agiasnt my vast feild of skills.
Apr 25 2003 1:51PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
please, change your icon...seeing that erect johnson hurts my eyes

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
Apr 25 2003 5:31PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
stop crying, youll learn to like it. harvey did.
Apr 25 2003 5:53PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Haha, yeah mommy is pretty good at this shit.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
Apr 26 2003 3:37PM
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ProFreak
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
This is a funny Post
Apr 26 2003 4:44PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
mommy.. gotta love the full metal jacket reference
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Apr 27 2003 12:21PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
errect nipple wet dreams of the great mary j. rotten crotch homecoming fuck fantasy.

now THAT is a full metal jacket reference.
Apr 27 2003 3:19PM
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