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Vodka Watermelon

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soup
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i need to know how to do the vodka watermelon thing.  so far weve had one melon filled to the brim with maybe a shot because of the juice.  so, we need to know how to drain the melon fast,and then the best way to get the alcohal into the melon.  and i did check searchbar and nothing came up thank you very much. 
Sep 9 2006 7:14PM
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sneather
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its actually pretty simple

http://www.barnonedrinks.com/recipes/punches/v/vodkawatermelon.html
Sep 9 2006 7:23PM
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duhamelski
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shit i gotta try that
Sep 9 2006 8:28PM
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steevner
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how much will go in?
Sep 9 2006 10:00PM
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chapz
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that looks sick and delicious
Sep 9 2006 10:09PM
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SteezePatrol
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but, is it disgusting
Sep 9 2006 11:11PM
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ashlynparish
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What I've done is cut up the fruit into a big container with a spiget (you can buy one at Pier 1, they're for "lemonade"). Then just put in the vodka, let it sit for a couple of days to soak up the fruit, drink, enjoy, and get beligerent.
Sep 9 2006 11:14PM
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skiWASHDC
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Take a big watermelon, cus a whole in the top, stick the bottle in like plush agaainst it upright. And it should just start soakin up
Sep 9 2006 11:16PM
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yeti
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the key in my experience is to make sure you plug the hole back up and be sure to rotate the melon every so often to ensure optimum liqour absorbtion.
Sep 9 2006 11:19PM
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TheStamos
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OH SNAP, im excited!
Sep 9 2006 11:30PM
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candybag82
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Just made one at our apartment, its amazingly good, although once in awhile you get a piece that makes your mouth wonder why its chewing straight vodka...
Jun 8 2007 12:22AM
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ax_murderer
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jea johnny duhamel!!!
Jun 8 2007 12:24AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I gotta try this shit
Jun 8 2007 12:27AM
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CTD
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ive tried it before, not particularly good, water melon is a fairly mellow taste, and its pretty much completely overpowered. i guess its fun to try, but not as good as youd imagine it.
Jun 8 2007 12:29AM
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Steezysmurf
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i just did this with a raisin. it just tasted like a bottle of vodka
Jun 8 2007 12:40AM
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anna*
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hahaha!

oranges are good too, but theyre a slight bit harder to make.
Jun 8 2007 1:23AM
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SteezeBandit
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omg awesome idea...will try
Jun 8 2007 3:49AM
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LostValleyPowMan
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take a tin of skoal green apple- and take a pinch just to make some room in the tin- then put a shot of vodka in it-put it in the freezer for 30 minutes- the vodka evaporates and soaks into the dip u get so fucked up... try it- and u'll still pass a brethalizer!!
Jun 8 2007 7:03AM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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never heard of this but i want to try
Jun 8 2007 9:17AM
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Craigskis
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Rookies...

Jun 8 2007 9:21AM
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grubix2
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Oranges are actually the best. I'll use orange smirnoff and it's an awesome taste. What you need to do is get a nice syringe kinda like this one

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you just inject each orange with about 3 shots, shake them up decent, then put them in the refridgerator for a day. So good when you're done.

Jun 8 2007 9:35AM
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TheButterHashira
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vodka watermelon very common in the south. those louisiana girls put out after 1/8 melon
Jun 8 2007 2:05PM
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skifree919
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so when you have the watermellon all soaked, how exactly do you eat it? Or do you drink it? Is it just like a punch when its done?
Jun 8 2007 2:49PM
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jeffery7
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a gotta try that sounds pretty dank
Jun 8 2007 3:30PM
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Skipig25
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just cut it up like a regular melon
Jun 8 2007 3:45PM
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soulskier
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i was thinking about this the other day, my parents are starting to wonder about me going to college in 3 months
Jun 8 2007 5:08PM
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ProducerXXX
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Hmm, well this looks like an interesting novelty. If someone else made it I'd definitely try it, but I'm not wasting my vodka on it...
Jun 8 2007 6:09PM
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Jhorski
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mmmmmmm..... that sounds tasty
Jun 8 2007 6:13PM
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doritos
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Damn white people get the crazy notion to put liquor in a watermelon. Mmm mm ruins a perfectly good watermelon, crazy white folk.
Jun 8 2007 7:21PM
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anna*
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yeh thats what we did.
we made a bunch of them, but we used absolut citron.
Jun 9 2007 2:48AM
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SteezePatrol
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yes goodcall steezepatrol of september 06
Jun 9 2007 3:17AM
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liukangkid
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the orange sounds better then the watermelon
Jun 9 2007 5:33PM
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asonUnique
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yea i would definatley try the orange idea
Jun 9 2007 5:37PM
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tequila
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Skittle vodkas better. Sugar high as well as drunk.
Just drink 1/4 a bottle of vodka then fill it with skittles (not the green ones) and wait for them to dissolve. Sherbets good in it too....
Jun 9 2007 5:46PM
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thenakedcellist
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vodka and cranberry juice is the best
Jun 9 2007 7:42PM
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ktollefson_1080
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how does the vodka evaporate? it would just freeze.. wouldnt it?
Jun 9 2007 7:47PM
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flyinghighagain
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ahhh rook hard liquor does not freeze in the freezer beer will but vodka and other types of liquor won't
Jun 9 2007 8:06PM
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396222687862
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exactly, niether does corona, but only if its dead still. as soon as you make a big movement with frozen corona, it freezus up
Jun 9 2007 8:11PM
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skibum1854
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i hear it is yummy with grapes too
Jun 9 2007 8:16PM
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steve.o
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hahaha, do you have to gut it? or does it even matter?
Jun 9 2007 8:18PM
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doritos
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Chemically, it shouldn't even be possible for liquor to freeze under normal circumstances... however, Lewis and Clark vodka is so shitty that even though it is 80 proof, I have seen it freeze into a sort of vodka slushy regularly and once into solid ice... makes me wonder if the things I choose to put into my body are even remotely safe...

Lewis and Clark is hands down the scariest ounce of liquid I have ever put down with or without a chaser. I have countless shitty vodkas, tequilas, rums, Everclear, and other random things under my belt and none of them come close to Lewis and Clark. Shit is filthy.
 
Jun 9 2007 8:26PM
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