k well this guy loves his girlfreind called WENDY so he tattoes her name on his dick. Then he goes into this shower/sauna/washroom and he see's on this bikers dick WY. So he sais oh is your girfreinds name WENDY too? And the biker sais in your dreams mine sais WELCOME TO MY PLACE AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
eww, that cartoon is gross, but funny. k a woman in a grocery store and gets a can of corn, a forzen dinner and some peas, she's in the cash isle to pay for it and a guy comes up to her and asks 'excuse me are you single?' she goes 'ya how'd you know?' and the guy goes 'CAUSE YOUR DAMN UGLY!'
Seize the carp
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, ' So
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days'. Flattered, the man
replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God!' The woman continues, 'and look at
here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune.' Then she hands
the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it
drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you
having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the
MORAL OF THE STORY.
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us!
What do all abused wives have in common? They don't do what they're told.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
Its not winning or loosing that matters, its making fun of the fat kid that comes in last.
You can call me Bob........M.D.
children in the backseats cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children
'who wants to put the screws in?'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'
'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
What does a black women get for an abortion? Money from crimstoppers!
A guy was in this gay bar. He didn't know until the waiter asked him what drink would he and his penis like. He said, ' what!?'. The waiter replied that he should name his dick before he gets a drink. He tells the waiter to come back in a little while. So he comes back and says do you know yet? And the man replies yes, I am going to name him secret. The waiter asked why? The man replies, 'Strong enough for a man, but made for a women!!!!!!!
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)