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tipshift
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
I am starting a joke forum. So let them come.
I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth
Apr 23 2003 6:44PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
im not trying to be racist but whats black white and rolling down a hill............... a seagle fight a black man over chicken wings


cj sux penis
Apr 23 2003 6:46PM
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skier_beast
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
k well this guy loves his girlfreind called WENDY so he tattoes her name on his dick. Then he goes into this shower/sauna/washroom and he see's on this bikers dick WY. So he sais oh is your girfreinds name WENDY too? And the biker sais in your dreams mine sais WELCOME TO MY PLACE AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
Apr 23 2003 6:51PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
racism, sexism and ne other kind of thing like that is aloud since its jokes, if u cant accept it, get a sense of humor fucker
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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
Apr 23 2003 7:04PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
y cant the black boy play in the sandbox........the cat might bury him


CJ SUX PENIS

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Apr 23 2003 7:08PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
how long does it take for a black woman to have a shit?
9 months


soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
Apr 23 2003 7:09PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Ouch
Apr 23 2003 7:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331



'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
Apr 23 2003 7:12PM
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skier_beast
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Why is it good to have a blond driving with you?
Because you can go in the handicap parking.

Apr 23 2003 7:43PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
ok another racist one

What do you call a bunch of blacks in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.
Apr 23 2003 8:14PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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whats the dif between blackpeople and a bucket of shit......the bucket.
Apr 23 2003 8:25PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
eww, that cartoon is gross, but funny. k a woman in a grocery store and gets a can of corn, a forzen dinner and some peas, she's in the cash isle to pay for it and a guy comes up to her and asks 'excuse me are you single?' she goes 'ya how'd you know?' and the guy goes 'CAUSE YOUR DAMN UGLY!'
Seize the carp
Apr 23 2003 8:26PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
whats the difference between priest and acne...... acne doesnt cum on ur face till ur 13


CJ SUX PENIS

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Apr 23 2003 8:28PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
whats a similaritie between priest and a can of tuna........ they both cum in small cans


CJ SUX PENIS

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Apr 23 2003 8:29PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
whats the difference between Sean Petit and Dynarider?..........Sean has style.
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
Apr 23 2003 8:33PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
hahahhahahaha
Apr 23 2003 8:33PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
if u consider style getting his dick in ur ass if then i have no style at all


CJ SUX PENIS

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Apr 23 2003 8:34PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
so his dick is not in my ass...thanks..
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
Apr 23 2003 8:35PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
than u took it out and put it in ur mouth


CJ SUX PENIS

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Apr 23 2003 8:37PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
^hahaha, that's the funniest thing i've heard. good job
Seize the carp
Apr 23 2003 8:37PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
thanks papa cj is a dum crack whore who has a smaller dick than his mom


CJ SUX PENIS

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Apr 23 2003 8:38PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
how do you get a nun pregnant?

dress her up as an alter boy..


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-B-Wald
Apr 23 2003 8:39PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
actually that was supposed to be for cj, but you posted before i did, either way they were both good
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Apr 23 2003 8:39PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
ahah Dynarider, graduate from grade 8 then try to insult me...
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
Apr 23 2003 8:40PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
damnit
yd u say that o well cj is gay


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Apr 23 2003 8:40PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
im not in 8th u gay rabbit melesing homo


CJ SUX PENIS

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Apr 23 2003 8:40PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i didnt say you were in grade 8 i said you had to graduate from it...and inorder to graduate from it you first have to pass grade 7...
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
Apr 23 2003 8:43PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
yea im past 8th grade ya cocksucker and guess what i passed


CJ SUX PENIS

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Apr 23 2003 8:44PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Shut up, you're both homos. problem solved.
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A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.

Bombing for Peace is like Screwing for Virginity.
Apr 23 2003 8:47PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
thanks NMK
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
Apr 23 2003 9:00PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
thanks NMK
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
Apr 23 2003 9:00PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both
of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are
hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, ' So
you're
a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This
must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days'. Flattered, the man
replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God!' The woman continues, 'and look at
this,
here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune.' Then she hands
the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it
and
drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The
woman
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you
having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the
police.... '
MORAL OF THE STORY.
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us!

im out
Apr 23 2003 9:05PM
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godsDun
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 29
What do all abused wives have in common? They don't do what they're told.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
Its not winning or loosing that matters, its making fun of the fat kid that comes in last.
You can call me Bob........M.D.
Apr 23 2003 9:07PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
How do you circumcise a hill billy?
Kick his sister in the face


Apr 23 2003 9:48PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
whats red and has more brains than Kurt cobain?
The wall behind him.

Whats Brown and STicky?
A stick!



'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
Apr 23 2003 10:15PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
how do you stick 3 dicks in ure mouth?
ask tipshift


soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
Apr 23 2003 10:16PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
fuck that last one was great ^


Western Canadian Separartist
Apr 23 2003 10:54PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
wat does the male jalepeneo burrito say to the female jalepeno burrito?
Damn you lookin hot. BWAHAHAHAHAHA


Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?

Apr 23 2003 11:07PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
children in the backseats cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
Apr 24 2003 12:10AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
NACHO CHEESE
What is long straight and black?
An Unemployment Line
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Apr 24 2003 12:40AM
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Mattman
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^nice, very clever
Apr 24 2003 12:42AM
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tipshift
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
Petek's mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
Petek's mama's so stank, she got an A for not raising her hand.
I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth
Apr 24 2003 1:51AM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
what do you do if you see a mexican riding a bike?

Run over and beat the shit out him because its your bike.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
Apr 24 2003 1:57AM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
why do women have small feet?
so they can stand closer to the sink


Gotta Love The Midwest
Apr 24 2003 10:06AM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
wat do u call a mexican without a wheel barrow?
Unemployed


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
Apr 24 2003 11:10AM
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A_T_K
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
whats the difference between shit in a bag and a mexican?
THE BAG

keep your head screwed on tight

founding member of the NS ogre crew
Apr 24 2003 3:21PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
why did al gore drop out of the 2004 presidential campaign running?

because tipper was gonna shave her pussy, flash the crowd and say 'read my lips, no more Bush'
Apr 24 2003 3:38PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
What does a black women get for an abortion? Money from crimstoppers!

A guy was in this gay bar. He didn't know until the waiter asked him what drink would he and his penis like. He said, ' what!?'. The waiter replied that he should name his dick before he gets a drink. He tells the waiter to come back in a little while. So he comes back and says do you know yet? And the man replies yes, I am going to name him secret. The waiter asked why? The man replies, 'Strong enough for a man, but made for a women!!!!!!!
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
Apr 24 2003 3:51PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
whoa...Heres a good joke...Womens rights

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
Apr 24 2003 3:53PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^lol
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 24 2003 3:54PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i was laughing at k2's gay bar joke just to clarify
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 24 2003 3:55PM
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