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Has anyone ever got one? I havent. Even after I banged this English broad. I'm begining to think STD's are just a government lie to keep people from having fun. Down with rubbers.
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Apr 23 2003 5:54PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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it's smart kids like you that keep them going around. move to whistler you'll get one easily.
-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
Apr 23 2003 5:56PM
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Papa
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haha, mu friend who worked at lake louise said they called it lake std cause of all the staff
Seize the carp
Apr 23 2003 6:01PM
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Lateralis
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i got gonaherpecyphilaid


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
Apr 23 2003 6:05PM
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seward
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yea serioulsy that was a fucking retard comment

i hope you die on gohnorea and rot in hell


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence


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Apr 23 2003 6:14PM
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-SicYo-
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'i hope you die on gohnorea and rot in hell' haha, excellent qoute from ace vantura pet detective.
Apr 23 2003 6:24PM
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Lateralis
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now seward,no need to be vague


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
Apr 23 2003 6:30PM
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Ds91260
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what exactly is gonorea?
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Apr 23 2003 6:38PM
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-SicYo-
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Did you get checked for STD's youthinasia... because ussually people have no symtoms for many years...
Apr 23 2003 6:39PM
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1080chick
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they definitely go around..this guy i used to know had 2...yuck
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Apr 23 2003 7:14PM
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coz
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haha, you actually think that people are going to just let everybody on NS know that they have an STD? how naïve are you?
Apr 23 2003 7:23PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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I have 3.
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A really good friend will help you move a body.

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Apr 23 2003 8:05PM
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Drail
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man - a bunch of my std's teamed togeather and created new ones... they are still working on the names for them. when they figure out what to call them and all the scientific mumbo-jumbo i'll inform you guys in on them...





seriously, what kind of a thread is this?

Darryl Hunt

'i didnt know you were a blood bryan.. your peoples is my peoples yo. fuck the cryps!' Becca
Apr 23 2003 9:01PM
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cravate
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darryl this thread was created to continue the conspiracy against you... we all know you pimp it up every night.. and pass around the std's(studs) the truth is out dont bother hidding it anymore. personally i think u got your first std when u licked that ski boot.. yup definatly.
im out
Apr 23 2003 9:31PM
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petek
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ok, heres the gross thing i know from living in nova scotia, 90% of the ppl who arent virgins have an std. They either carrie it, or know they have it. So if u fucked a chik, then get tested, because condoms dont stop it from happening


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Apr 23 2003 10:08PM
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WIfreeskier
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jesus, in my health class, this lady came in with all these sick close up pictures of STDs, they were disgusting. she's like 'this is what it looks like if you pop a herpie...' it was sick i hope i never get an STD after seeing that.
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Apr 23 2003 10:13PM
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petek
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I will only have sex with virgins from now on...


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Apr 23 2003 10:14PM
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Drail
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virgins are fun for a while - but sooner or later you just get tired of them and devolop a taste for more experienced woman who don't just lie there the whole time and do nothing.

Darryl Hunt

'i didnt know you were a blood bryan.. your peoples is my peoples yo. fuck the cryps!' Becca
Apr 24 2003 12:22AM
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NomenClature
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hey cunt some deuch bag stole your icon.
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Apr 24 2003 12:24AM
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PowderPrincess
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ahahah the worst slide is of the cauliflower dick! EWWWWW

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Kudos to those who see through sickness.
When she woke in the morning
she knew that her life had passed her by.
And she called out a warning,
'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus
Apr 24 2003 1:27AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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Darryl I think that was because she was 15. youi gotta find an older virgin because they want it bad....

and -'I think I got the clap from a ski glove'
-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
Apr 24 2003 1:56AM
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funny story:
I got tested last summer because my friend told me at the bar this girl I was wheeling had herpes. After the bars closed, I ended up railing her in Sylvan Lake. I was worried so I got the dreaded swab. results were negative. My friends were calling me herpes boy so I told them I was clean and I had the documents to prove it, then my 'best' friend admitted that he only told me she had herpes cuz her boyfriend was at the bar and was getting mad and hoped that I'd stop working my swerve if I thought she was a biohazard.

So there you go, its all just scary pictures in high school. happy skrankin'.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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