So, earlier this year, i was told my sister was getting married in england. i thought, cool! a week partying in London, it'll be sick. WRONG!
for the past four days i have been stuck in the middle of buttfucknowhere, where my sister is getting married. i think were near birmingham, but thats still like 45 mins away.
anyway, before we left, my sister told us we'd have internet in these cottages were staying in and made them out to be really nice little houses, WRONG AGAIN! we're staying in little piece of shit houses which smell like shit. we spent about 4 hours yesterday trying to start a fire to grill a steak, because they didnt have any sort of lighting fluids or bricks. that was fun, and took up a lot of time.
today ive finally been able to make contact with the real world, and come out of 3rd world poverty. anyway, the english country fucking SUCKS and all the girls here look like dirty white trash skanks. i bet if i lifted the back of any of their t shirts they'd all have skank stamps.
fuck this place. /end rant
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