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Stunt Junkies...

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LostCarKeys
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Little bit of a rant here but I am watching the Stunt Junkies show on discovery channel and this snowboarder is tring to grind a 117 ft rail that is on fire... They are making it seem like this guy is soooo amazing at snowboarding and that they keep making it seem like if he falls on the rail that is on fire he will die, but he won't even be badly burnt, the flames are just for show, I am not saying i could slide the whole rail, but I bet kids on NS could, yet here is this guy who isn't that good is getting the attension of Discovery channel... I guess that is TV mark up for ya...
Aug 15 2006 9:44PM
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timmi
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thats stupid. who knows maybe his jacket is made of firecrackers.
Aug 15 2006 9:47PM
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prosnurfer
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oo soo steezy he did it. this show is soo pimp
Aug 15 2006 9:47PM
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MitchPee
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Word, I was watching it thinking the same thing. Funny, I was just about to make a thread on it.
Aug 15 2006 9:48PM
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StevenSegal
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yea that's bullshit, tell you wat this winter i'll do the same shit in my underwear just remind no bullshit, that guys a pussy!
Aug 15 2006 9:50PM
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JockinJLoads
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thats sweet, thanks for making a thread...im watchin this guy on a skateboad try to basejump
Aug 15 2006 9:54PM
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CZA
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ya well im gonna do it switch with nothing on
Aug 15 2006 9:55PM
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hartig
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haha i was just watching that and i was thinking about making a thread about it, haha
Aug 15 2006 9:58PM
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foodisfun
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god i was watching too and it was so upseting.  the guys are so dramatic and frequently use the words "die" and "hurt."  they make it all intense and everything and all that is is basejumping and a "flaming" box thing

Aug 15 2006 10:01PM
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prosnurfer
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the one with bob tryin to grind this rail to skydivine is soo core. thats actualy hard. im pumped to see this shit
Aug 15 2006 10:11PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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ya i watched the Bob Berquinst one, it was cool, but I wasn't impressed.
Aug 15 2006 10:20PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i love h they try to make it all about physics and angles of ramps and shit
Aug 15 2006 10:58PM
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Elife
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they were the first show to air an entire episode about freeride mountain biking so they have my support forever
Aug 15 2006 11:27PM
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*Fujative*
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i saw that.. that was so lame.. wow ...
Aug 15 2006 11:36PM
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Redstar
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I've slid a flaming rail on my skateboard, it's not big deal attttt all. It's not like if you fell on the rail you just sit there like "hmm, this kinda hurts" and get burnt. You would probably bounce off it and fall down. Or if you did land on it and stopped, you'd jump the fuck off.
Aug 16 2006 1:16AM
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skiierman
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Yeah it's hard to be impressed when they make it look so easy that infact if he came off way to early, he would have hit the cliff, bounced off and probobly wouldn't be able to open his chute. There was definitly high risk factor in his stunt.

Anyways, yeah that flaming rail thing was fucking gay. "Oooh he could like die and shit if he fell off the rail and landed on the concrete snow or touched the flame!!!" Shut the fuck up. Before you start hyping shit up, why don't you hit puberty first you piece of fucking cat shit. "Mehhh I'm a stunt junkie because I base jump and my voice is like my boyfriend 'stunt coordinator' of 200 years is constantly grappling onto my balls with his mouth." Jesus that show pisses me off. The only good thing they did was the episode with Darren Berrecloth. Seriously guys, you might as well just show the fucking stuff instead of trying to sound smart using "physics" that we all learned back in fucking 3rd grade. Yes he's going to go far if he hits the jump fast, thanks for that one you fucking inbred cock junkies.
Aug 16 2006 9:17AM
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Ender
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yea i saw the snowboard one and they made him wear all this fireproof shit like he was gonna burn alive if he fell on the flaming "rail" which was actually a box. the guy couldnt even stay on 1/3 of the way.
Aug 16 2006 1:16PM
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3ski6guy0
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ya its so lame. its a rollercoaster BOX, not even a rail. i could do that easily along with mostly everyone on NS
Aug 16 2006 6:46PM
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4ReeL_
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ya i saw that last night and didnt even know they filmed it in wp but that guy was such a tool he couldnt slide a 25ft flat rail, it was like he was just learnig to slide railz
Aug 16 2006 6:56PM
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B.L.A.K.E
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That show is sooo dumb, that old guy was like "That was a sick rail slide dude" Did you see the one with the guy ski diving into the shark cage, it was soooo stupid.
Aug 16 2006 7:21PM
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-benedetto
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they made it seem like snowboarding is such a rare sport. i can't explain what i'm thinking so nevermind haha
Aug 16 2006 7:43PM
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-benedetto
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oh yeah and bro, if its that gay, don't watch it
Aug 16 2006 7:44PM
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salomon-skier
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i would want to watch that show if it wasnt called "stunt" junkies, sounds kinda lame....
Aug 16 2006 8:24PM
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ThaLetterM.
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Aug 16 2006 8:32PM
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soycapitan2
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based on what you guys have said, te show sounds pretty gay to me
Aug 16 2006 9:00PM
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skiierman
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I only watched it for the good ones like the mountain biking, jet ski jump and the rail into the canyon. Everything else is fucking gay as shit and pisses me off... well the lowest altitude base jump sounds fucking crazy, but the rest I have to say fuck them.
Aug 16 2006 9:34PM
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salomon-skier
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skateboardings shane mcconkey?? hahaha dude TONY fuckign HAWK?
Aug 16 2006 9:42PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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looks stupid the whole rail on fire thing was so retarded. our ski area light a rail on fire for people to hit.
Aug 17 2006 12:09AM
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soulskier
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i wanted to see somebody fail, like the guy parachuting into the shark cage
Aug 17 2006 10:38AM
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