so randomly this fat chick instant messages me from my grade and starts saying the funniest shit, instant message this girl and give her shit about it,
kaylalicious1992 (11:50:00 PM): Hello Andrew WS Holson
AWSHolson (11:50:12 PM): oh
AWSHolson (11:50:24 PM): who is this
kaylalicious1992 (11:50:36 PM): who do you thinkk sex bo dexy
AWSHolson (11:50:47 PM): awesome
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:05 PM): i want you baddd
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:07 PM): me and my friend
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:21 PM): we saw u in once
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:28 PM): and u had a boner in ur plaid shorts
AWSHolson (11:51:33 PM): nice
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:48 PM): it turned my friend on
AWSHolson (11:52:01 PM): awesome
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:04 PM): do u smoke pot?
AWSHolson (11:52:13 PM): who are you
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:25 PM): i am the oracle
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:55 PM): i smoke crack not pot
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:58 PM): and heroin
AWSHolson (11:53:00 PM): always fun
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:06 PM): and i snikff cocain
AWSHolson (11:53:07 PM): except u dont smoke herion
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:14 PM): uuh yes i do
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:18 PM): and i inject it
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:25 PM): you can smoke heroin with tinfoil
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:30 PM): truuust me nigga
AWSHolson (11:53:38 PM): fun
kaylalicious1992 (11:54:01 PM): what would you do if i asked you to have sex with a boy\
AWSHolson (11:54:28 PM): i would say yes ofcourse!!!
kaylalicious1992 (11:54:53 PM): ur gay!?!
kaylalicious1992 (11:54:59 PM): damn
AWSHolson (11:55:06 PM): o ya ofcourse i am
kaylalicious1992 (11:55:28 PM): im telling STEVEN CHICK
AWSHolson (11:55:34 PM): awesome
kaylalicious1992 (11:55:46 PM): i know someone who had sex with steven chick
kaylalicious1992 (11:55:53 PM): uum... what was his name?
kaylalicious1992 (11:56:06 PM): George Maguire
AWSHolson (11:56:17 PM): nice
kaylalicious1992 (11:56:33 PM): r u german?
AWSHolson (11:56:40 PM): no
kaylalicious1992 (11:56:47 PM): cuz i have ALWAYS wanted to be hitler
AWSHolson (11:56:53 PM): sweet
kaylalicious1992 (11:57:16 PM): you know that guy who SLAUTERED all the jews
kaylalicious1992 (11:57:24 PM): and sprayed em with gas in the big shower
AWSHolson (11:57:29 PM): yep
AWSHolson (11:57:58 PM): kayla, or jenne or whoever, u have no idea how much of a fool ur making of urself right now
AWSHolson (11:59:11 PM): i'm laughing at u with a bunch of kids older then you can count editing
kaylalicious1992 (11:59:55 PM): ok ur fucking cool honey. i kno older than me babe and it doesnt intimidate me... i dont care who ur little fag ass rut thug friends are...
kaylalicious1992 (12:00:01 AM): snowboarders r gay anyways
AWSHolson (12:00:06 AM): ahha aight
AWSHolson (12:00:39 AM): go have fun hanging out with all ur litle firiends now
kaylalicious1992 (12:00:56 AM): all my little frinsds andrew? all my friends could kick ur friends asses
AWSHolson (12:01:05 AM): nice
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:13 AM): so u and all ur little fag ass virgin friends go pay in traffic
AWSHolson (12:01:22 AM): hahahahhaa
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:28 AM): yeah
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:30 AM): i went there
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:31 AM): BITCH
AWSHolson (12:01:40 AM): haha wow
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:52 AM): do u know who this is
AWSHolson (12:02:03 AM): i dont really care
kaylalicious1992 (12:02:08 AM): goood
kaylalicious1992 (12:03:01 AM): ur jewish right?
AWSHolson (12:03:42 AM): your not gunna be able to piss me off, cause i'm not even fully jewish, and i dont really care, cause i know this is just either kayla or jenne from school and kayla ur just a fat chick noone want you, so go have fun with ur little firneds.
kaylalicious1992 (12:03:58 AM): yeah\
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:02 AM): im sure it doesnt
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:10 AM): next year when u wear tight shorts
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:12 AM): JUST A HINT
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:20 AM): try not to walk around with a boner
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:30 AM): bekuz its fucking disturbing
AWSHolson (12:04:35 AM): oh dear
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:55 AM): we all saw it
AWSHolson (12:05:31 AM): incredible
kaylalicious1992 (12:05:36 AM): um
kaylalicious1992 (12:05:39 AM): im leaving now
AWSHolson (12:05:41 AM): good
kaylalicious1992 (12:05:47 AM): me and my friend are gonna take a bubble bath
AWSHolson (12:05:56 AM): kayla you dont have any friends
AWSHolson (12:06:09 AM): except for jenne and all ur little play buddies
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:17 AM): ALL exactly
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:20 AM): honey
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:23 AM): theres alot
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:28 AM): and my friend is KORI not jenne
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:31 AM): ass wipe
AWSHolson (12:06:36 AM): oh dearr!!!
AWSHolson (12:06:51 AM): i'm just going to commit suicide now
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:58 AM): k
kaylalicious1992 (12:07:02 AM): good do us alll a favor
kaylalicious1992 (12:07:03 AM): IM OUT