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Haha, girls from my grade...
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so randomly this fat chick instant messages me from my grade and starts saying the funniest shit, instant message this girl and give her shit about it,
kaylalicious1992 (11:50:00 PM): Hello Andrew WS Holson
AWSHolson (11:50:12 PM): oh
AWSHolson (11:50:24 PM): who is this
kaylalicious1992 (11:50:36 PM): who do you thinkk sex bo dexy
AWSHolson (11:50:47 PM): awesome
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:05 PM): i want you baddd
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:07 PM): me and my friend
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:21 PM): we saw u in once
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:28 PM): and u had a boner in ur plaid shorts
AWSHolson (11:51:33 PM): nice
kaylalicious1992 (11:51:48 PM): it turned my friend on
AWSHolson (11:52:01 PM): awesome
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:04 PM): do u smoke pot?
AWSHolson (11:52:13 PM): who are you
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:25 PM): i am the oracle
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:55 PM): i smoke crack not pot
kaylalicious1992 (11:52:58 PM): and heroin
AWSHolson (11:53:00 PM): always fun
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:06 PM): and i snikff cocain
AWSHolson (11:53:07 PM): except u dont smoke herion
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:14 PM): uuh yes i do
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:18 PM): and i inject it
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:25 PM): you can smoke heroin with tinfoil
kaylalicious1992 (11:53:30 PM): truuust me nigga
AWSHolson (11:53:38 PM): fun
kaylalicious1992 (11:54:01 PM): what would you do if i asked you to have sex with a boy\
AWSHolson (11:54:28 PM): i would say yes ofcourse!!!
kaylalicious1992 (11:54:53 PM): ur gay!?!
kaylalicious1992 (11:54:59 PM): damn
AWSHolson (11:55:06 PM): o ya ofcourse i am
kaylalicious1992 (11:55:28 PM): im telling STEVEN CHICK
AWSHolson (11:55:34 PM): awesome
kaylalicious1992 (11:55:46 PM): i know someone who had sex with steven chick
kaylalicious1992 (11:55:53 PM): uum... what was his name?
kaylalicious1992 (11:56:06 PM): George Maguire
AWSHolson (11:56:17 PM): nice
kaylalicious1992 (11:56:33 PM): r u german?
AWSHolson (11:56:40 PM): no
kaylalicious1992 (11:56:47 PM): cuz i have ALWAYS wanted to be hitler
AWSHolson (11:56:53 PM): sweet
kaylalicious1992 (11:57:16 PM): you know that guy who SLAUTERED all the jews
kaylalicious1992 (11:57:24 PM): and sprayed em with gas in the big shower
AWSHolson (11:57:29 PM): yep
AWSHolson (11:57:58 PM): kayla, or jenne or whoever, u have no idea how much of a fool ur making of urself right now
AWSHolson (11:59:11 PM): i'm laughing at u with a bunch of kids older then you can count editing
kaylalicious1992 (11:59:55 PM): ok ur fucking cool honey. i kno older than me babe and it doesnt intimidate me... i dont care who ur little fag ass rut thug friends are...
kaylalicious1992 (12:00:01 AM): snowboarders r gay anyways
AWSHolson (12:00:06 AM): ahha aight
AWSHolson (12:00:39 AM): go have fun hanging out with all ur litle firiends now
kaylalicious1992 (12:00:56 AM): all my little frinsds andrew? all my friends could kick ur friends asses
AWSHolson (12:01:05 AM): nice
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:13 AM): so u and all ur little fag ass virgin friends go pay in traffic
AWSHolson (12:01:22 AM): hahahahhaa
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:28 AM): yeah
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:30 AM): i went there
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:31 AM): BITCH
AWSHolson (12:01:40 AM): haha wow
kaylalicious1992 (12:01:52 AM): do u know who this is
AWSHolson (12:02:03 AM): i dont really care
kaylalicious1992 (12:02:08 AM): goood
kaylalicious1992 (12:03:01 AM): ur jewish right?
AWSHolson (12:03:42 AM): your not gunna be able to piss me off, cause i'm not even fully jewish, and i dont really care, cause i know this is just either kayla or jenne from school and kayla ur just a fat chick noone want you, so go have fun with ur little firneds.
kaylalicious1992 (12:03:58 AM): yeah\
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:02 AM): im sure it doesnt
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:10 AM): next year when u wear tight shorts
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:12 AM): JUST A HINT
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:20 AM): try not to walk around with a boner
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:30 AM): bekuz its fucking disturbing
AWSHolson (12:04:35 AM): oh dear
kaylalicious1992 (12:04:55 AM): we all saw it
AWSHolson (12:05:31 AM): incredible
kaylalicious1992 (12:05:36 AM): um
kaylalicious1992 (12:05:39 AM): im leaving now
AWSHolson (12:05:41 AM): good
kaylalicious1992 (12:05:47 AM): me and my friend are gonna take a bubble bath
AWSHolson (12:05:56 AM): kayla you dont have any friends
AWSHolson (12:06:09 AM): except for jenne and all ur little play buddies
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:17 AM): ALL exactly
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:20 AM): honey
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:23 AM): theres alot
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:28 AM): and my friend is KORI not jenne
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:31 AM): ass wipe
AWSHolson (12:06:36 AM): oh dearr!!!
AWSHolson (12:06:51 AM): i'm just going to commit suicide now
kaylalicious1992 (12:06:58 AM): k
kaylalicious1992 (12:07:02 AM): good do us alll a favor
kaylalicious1992 (12:07:03 AM): IM OUT
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i have no idea what the fuck that was
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im hoping that was a joke
if not that girl is fuced up and deserves to get butt raped by the biggest dick in the world then get a giant cork stuck in it like spongebob did in one of his episodes when patrick was snoring really loud and he put the cork in his ears or lack of ears
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you fucking OWWWNED those bitches holson
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sorry. but you sounded like a tool when you said you were with a bunch of older kids. because age makes a fuckin difference.
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I told her not to fuck with holson or something would go down. But it says she is using a mobile device, so that sucks.
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damn fatties they piss us all off because they have no life and no friends, except for food!!
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she should probably be on medication
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If I were you I would post that at your school so that everyone can see that she's a racist bitch.
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soo, I say stupid things when I'm drunk too
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word.
those girls sound like theyre 8...and yes that does matter.
so therefore age does matter. (to whoever the fuck said it didnt)
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ITS CALLED FREEBASING.
educate yourself on how to consume drugs please! GOD.
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dude cmon post that shit all over your school. She'll regret it son.
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haha yeah that was my thought.
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interesting. post it as your away message
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Please dude do us all a favor and do that^, It would be fricking nice:D (no sarcasm)
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yea dude plaster that shit all over the walls. oh and how old are you?
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dont be embarrassed about the tight shorts thing there andrew, i ALWAYS walk around school with a boner on PURPOSE!
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hahahaha that is a spectacular idea
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hahaha i wanna see some of the msgs that NS ppl sent to her....
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definitly post it at your school
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Haha, sorry Andrew, I just got bored one night drinking by myself and I was thinking about you and your tight shorts so I created a screen name and... well... I didn't mean for it to get out of hand like that. I'm sorry.
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ok i'll message her she's a fag
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haha holson i know those girls...theyre wicked dumb and try to get fucked by all the kids in my grade all the time
extraordinarily hilarious cause they cant get shit
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im that pig and ask her if she is done sucking off the team, tell her you want to do her from behind like your wheelin a wheelbarrow around the room but it's gonna be dark so you might ram her head into the wall a few times.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA let me laught
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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hahaha whoa. i remember when shit used to go down over msn. nutty
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that was odd, but way to pwn that fat bitch
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i always thought your sig was a joke until your last thread hahaha.
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he says its a boner but really he is addicted to crotch stuffing
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i think we should get someone to do something like the robe and wizard hat thing to her
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i wanna fack fack fack you, not fuck fack. fucking fack.
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priorytill 4 2 0: hey fatty
kaylalicious1992: whos ti
priorytill 4 2 0: hows the weight loss program going?
kaylalicious1992: this?
priorytill 4 2 0: one too many donuts, huh
kaylalicious1992: andrews friend?
priorytill 4 2 0: who the fuck is andrew
priorytill 4 2 0: i work for myself bitch
kaylalicious1992: ok
kaylalicious1992: ur wierd
kaylalicious1992: and ur not hurting my feelings
priorytill 4 2 0: your robust
priorytill 4 2 0: and i dont care
kaylalicious1992: or scaring me
priorytill 4 2 0: im not trying to
kaylalicious1992: ur just making urself look immature
priorytill 4 2 0: wanna cyber
kaylalicious1992: ur wierd
priorytill 4 2 0: your fat
kaylalicious1992: your queer
priorytill 4 2 0: and you look like carnie wilson pre gastric bypass
kaylalicious1992: o ur fucking fuuny buddy
priorytill 4 2 0: thanks
kaylalicious1992: i really dont care what u say
priorytill 4 2 0: i work hard
kaylalicious1992: im sure you do
priorytill 4 2 0: yea
priorytill 4 2 0: my biceps are hugeeeeee
kaylalicious1992: yeah im suuuure they are
priorytill 4 2 0: almost as wide as your cankles
priorytill 4 2 0: i read about this great new diet! you should try it! its called anorexia.
kaylalicious1992: yeah whatever
priorytill 4 2 0: dont go there girlfriend
kaylalicious1992: i really dont care what you say
priorytill 4 2 0: do you smoke herbs
kaylalicious1992: and what is that supposed to mean
priorytill 4 2 0: cannabis
kaylalicious1992: whats it to you\
priorytill 4 2 0: idn if you do i would suggest stop smoking so much because all those munchies have gone straight to your thighs
kaylalicious1992: whatever
priorytill 4 2 0: do you give good head?
priorytill 4 2 0: cause I hear fat chicks have to give good head to make up for the fact that their fat and unattractive.
kaylalicious1992: WHATEVERRRRRRRR
kaylalicious1992: ur just wierd
priorytill 4 2 0: its weird
kaylalicious1992: and not making me feel bad
priorytill 4 2 0: not wierd
priorytill 4 2 0: learn to spell
priorytill 4 2 0: or do your fat fingers not reach the keys correctley
kaylalicious1992: whatever
kaylalicious1992: u r stupid
kaylalicious1992: and immature
priorytill 4 2 0: broken record
kaylalicious1992: get a fucking life
priorytill 4 2 0: blah blah blah
priorytill 4 2 0: i have one
priorytill 4 2 0: i harass fat chicks for fun and ski on the side
priorytill 4 2 0: its a dream life baby
kaylalicious1992: ur fucking cool
priorytill 4 2 0: you dont have to tell me twice baby
kaylalicious1992: seriously who is this
priorytill 4 2 0: skogen hall
priorytill 4 2 0: why
priorytill 4 2 0: want my number?
kaylalicious1992: uuuuuuuuuuuuh
kaylalicious1992: no
priorytill 4 2 0: we can hit it with some head clinic baby
priorytill 4 2 0: dre style
kaylalicious1992: uuuur cooooool
priorytill 4 2 0: deja vue
priorytill 4 2 0: so
priorytill 4 2 0: how about that cyber?
kaylalicious1992: omg
priorytill 4 2 0: i put my wizard hat on
priorytill 4 2 0: and cast a love spell on your gargantuim thighs
priorytill 4 2 0: roll of THUNDA hear my cry
kaylalicious1992: ur fucking cool
kaylalicious1992: and really immature
priorytill 4 2 0: get some new sayings
priorytill 4 2 0: its getting really old fast
priorytill 4 2 0: like your liver
priorytill 4 2 0: cause it cant handle the levels of toxicity from your constant gluttony
kaylalicious1992: wwwwwwhhhhatttttevvvvver
priorytill 4 2 0: is that all you say?
kaylalicious1992: to queer ppl like you yes
priorytill 4 2 0: if this were YO MOMMA with will vilderama i would so kick your ass
kaylalicious1992: no
priorytill 4 2 0: yeaaaaaaaa
kaylalicious1992: nooo
priorytill 4 2 0: yea
kaylalicious1992: i cant say anything back
priorytill 4 2 0: face it
priorytill 4 2 0: you suck
kaylalicious1992: cuz i dont know who you are
priorytill 4 2 0: i get the cash money
priorytill 4 2 0: i dont really know you
kaylalicious1992: whateva
priorytill 4 2 0: except your fat and you give good DOME
kaylalicious1992: if u dont know me then how did u get my sn
priorytill 4 2 0: well judging from your mom at least...
priorytill 4 2 0: magic
priorytill 4 2 0: well peace out beluga
priorytill 4 2 0: sleep tight, dont break the bedframe again
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD sivermike you just fucking OOOOOOWNED her sooo bad ahahahahaahahha.
E-props!
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