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Parents and condoms

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holyDINOSAURS
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So i'm moving out in two days and i get home from moving some shit up to my new place and i see my mum has moved my bed and night table from against the wall to the middle of the floor. I dont know why, but then i see like 3 empty condom wrappers on my nightstand that i KNOW she found. so i just kind of put them in my pocket and hope she forgets but she doesnt

so she asks me what they are from (meaning when/who) and, here's the fun part, i actually dont remember. and now im kind of worried because im like, who did i have sex with. im very confused

and everything i say will sound like a lie because she obviously thinks im lying. shes a vice principal so she knows pretty much every kid whos past through the school system. so if its someone she doesnt like based on her opinion she tweaks.

thank god im moving
Aug 8 2006 7:29PM
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BurgRider
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oh shit. haha
Aug 8 2006 7:35PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
tell her to mind her own business. you don't ask about the leftover condoms from when she fucks.
Aug 8 2006 7:38PM
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Elijah.
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Hahahahahahahaha

Aug 8 2006 7:44PM
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Xave
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good call...anyways, youre moving, right?
Aug 8 2006 7:45PM
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Edward.
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hahahhahhaa
Aug 8 2006 7:47PM
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jd_1260
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just say I have hard times remembering their names when IM sober.
Aug 8 2006 7:51PM
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Liam.
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ur moving out...how old are you...ur mom is pretty strict
Aug 8 2006 7:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
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At least you're using them. If she makes a big deal, just say "fine, I wont use condoms anymore."
Aug 8 2006 8:24PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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im 17. and yeah i think that she is trying to exact her last few moments of whatever control she has left over me before i leave.
Aug 8 2006 8:53PM
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InfernoHits
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I was at costco with my mom and they had like bulk condoms for really cheap, but I didn't ask.
Aug 8 2006 8:58PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
17 and moving out? are you living alone or with another relative/parent
Aug 8 2006 8:59PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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yeah? i just graduated, and now im moving out. is that uncommon? i mean that question honestly
Aug 8 2006 9:22PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
years ago my mom found some condoms under my bed. i asked what she was doing snoopin in my room and she said she was looking for my remote. i fucen talked down to her till she cried and now she doesnt bother me anymore
Aug 8 2006 9:24PM
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mad_540_trix
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that's not uncommon, i move out on sept 2nd.
Aug 8 2006 9:26PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
Thats mean dude, she was just looking for the remote, you need a proper beating you spoiled brat
Aug 8 2006 9:38PM
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thedutchmayn
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you actually made your mom cry? i hate you
Aug 8 2006 9:40PM
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mariob
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agreed
Aug 8 2006 9:41PM
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Liam.
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dude i talk a lot of shit to my mom...but i never go to the point where she crys
well once awhile ago when i didnt want to eat at a restraunt she wanted to on mothers day
jeez
Aug 8 2006 10:00PM
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GetMoney2
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lmao
Aug 8 2006 10:09PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
since my brother found my moms dolphin dildo and i found my dads viagra...if that ever happens to me i can throw it right back in their face. HA!
Aug 8 2006 10:12PM
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Lateralis
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spoiled brat?? hahahaha no fucken way. my parents never spoiled me. not even close so before you go and say something like that, why not think about what your going to say. sure my parents bought me the necessities and obviously some presents but thats how it always goes but never have they showered me with presents and cars and money. for my 19th birthday my mom bought me a bingo ticket. thats fucken 3bucks man and i have my reasons to talk shit to my mom. trust me, im not going to say it but if you knew then youd understand. to me she isnt really a mother cuz a mother would of never done what she did.
Aug 8 2006 10:40PM
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GetMoney2
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ewww ur mom has a dildo.

Aug 8 2006 10:44PM
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Tze.C
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imagine if the chick you fucked is pregnant and you find out you have a child 20yrs later. hope your moving a long way
Aug 8 2006 10:51PM
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Luc.
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the only thing i could throw back into my parents face is one time i found a receit for the rental of a porno on the top of my big screen....ew.(parents+sex..not the porno)
Aug 8 2006 10:51PM
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unrigged
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damn thats some funny shit, once i was cleaning out my closet with my dad and he found them and was like, well son im glad u use condoms and that was it. I was like sweet deal, i think with moms its more fucked up.
Aug 8 2006 10:52PM
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cidnee
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thats mean.
be nice to your moms kids
Aug 8 2006 11:04PM
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Beamer12
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haha that always works
Aug 8 2006 11:06PM
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nickmcnutt
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thats how we PWN
Aug 8 2006 11:11PM
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invader7
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haha ya
Aug 8 2006 11:14PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i cant believe you made youre mum cry.
Aug 9 2006 12:03AM
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tBatt
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ive made my mom cry many times. once i forgot to tell her bye when iwas going to my dads for the weekend, once casue she thought i forgot about her birthday, and just yesterday when i went to her house for a sec from being at my dads for the weekend, i forgot to say hi to her. so basically my mom cries over spilled milk
Aug 9 2006 8:48AM
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Luc.
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wow...some of you guys really throw down on your moms.
Aug 9 2006 9:36AM
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Petey.
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i dont understand why she cares so much, she should be happy at the fact that u used 'em. but seems how ur movin out i wouldnt worry about it too much
Aug 9 2006 9:36AM
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blakroc
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r u fuckin joking???? my mom goes through my shit all the time and shes still my mom, "to me she isnt really a mother cuz a mother would of never done what she did" and thats the most retared thing iv ever heard
Aug 9 2006 9:52AM
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sn0wbl0w
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damn u better not have got drunk and went to a gay bar and brought some overweight 50 year old guy home with u
Aug 9 2006 10:46AM
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aoe
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my mom bought me condoms when i was 17 but i was too weirded out so i didnt use them
Aug 9 2006 10:47AM
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freezed
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my girlfriend's dad bought me a huge box of magnums for my birthday. I was creeeeeeeped out.
Aug 9 2006 11:14AM
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wolfmansbro
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lol, sounds liek he has a good personality
Aug 9 2006 11:24AM
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wdbo.
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well, you dont know what she did maybe she sold him to an underground slave trader and then  came across him later in life and took him in but made he sleep in an underground dungeon, feeding on what small rodents he could find until he turned 15 and then allowed him to become a part off society that would be fucked up
Aug 9 2006 12:29PM
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nothanks
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Did he give you a really stern stern look, or laugh it off and have a good time.
Hopefully the latter.

Seriously, you're old enough, and you're having sex, she can deal with that. You're using them and thats all there is to it. Tell her you're being smart using them and not fucking up by not, and that you're being safe and smart...and to deal with it. It works.
Aug 9 2006 12:37PM
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bigairjay.
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make fun of my mom once more and I'll kick your ass.

and about the thread my mom found my older bros condoms once and was just like thank god I dont want a little Eric running around.
Aug 9 2006 3:03PM
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AKFREERIDE
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tell her they were for a prank if you dont wanna say you were having sex. i taped a condom over my friends muffler and it inflated to a un-godly size when he started his car.
Aug 9 2006 4:10PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i have not said what she did for me to be like that with her. going through my shit would not make me like that. if you knew then youd completely understand, guaranteed
Aug 9 2006 4:14PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
thats soo fucken priceless..

i wish i had a girlfriend with a family that had a good personality..
instead once, one of my ex's dads called my house and threaten me and accused me of getting her drunk and having sex with her.. even though i had not talked to her in months.

apparently from what i know she went to a party had way to much to drink, and since shes a little bit of a slut, shes on the wild side..
so she showed up at home with her bra in her hands and puked and passed out at the front door.


and lat, just ignore the stupid fucks.
Aug 9 2006 4:32PM
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*Fujative*
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HAHAH!! that is truly amazing
Aug 9 2006 4:35PM
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