Quick but very important question

chop it up, dust it off, go through ur neighborhood and put parts in different families trashcans, no prints use gloves

what did you do..??

I'd say leave it on the steps of a police station....


bo, but for real...Vinnie...give em the concrete flippers

oh i didnt do anything really i didnt i said it was hypothetical didnt i

Feed it to the pigs.

ive always liked the fried green tomatoes thing...
chop him/her up and mix him/her into the food and serve it at a local diner.

well then id say burn it then take the each bone and bury it seperatly all around your city, they would never be able to find all the pieces and not be able to find out what happend

you really dont know how to burn stuff do you?

word feed it to the pigs, or put it in an air tight container, push all the air out, put on an anchor, and throw it in the river.

uh-huh so what if there were uh multiple bodies  and cutting them up isnt an option  still hypothetically of course, oh and one more thing how do you get  blood out of fabric? just curious

multiple bodies poses a problem, how much time wood u have.... hypothetically of course

hahahah

put the bodies through a rental wood chipper into a secluded pond/lake and then clean the wood chipper very very very well before returning.

concrete on the body's feet and hands, throw it in the ocean several miles off coast.

but what if hypothetically i already tried stain remover and it didnt work is there anything else? and hypothetically it's the middle of the day, and i hypothetically have an hour or two to get rid of these oh lets say 3 bodies

im gonna say don't get rid of the bodies get your ass out of there.

but what if hypothetically they are in my livingroom nad i cant just leave them there

you can leave them where ever you want as long as you ain't around to get caught.

wouldn't it be weird if this kid is some serial killer and is really asking our advise

well unless you reallllly realllllly like the shirt, just burn it. as for the bodies, cut em up in your bathroom (easy clean up), while there's that big pile of body parts in your tub, dump as many household chemicals as you can on them (bleach, etc...), now put em in garbage bags and bury them/dump them in various lakes

^but it's polite to help out a fellow nser

psshh a serial killer? me? no not me this is the firs oh shit

hypothetically, your fucked in that amount of time, id say go to a hypothetical furnature store and buy new furnature, because any hypothetical crime scene investigator will find blood with a blacklight

he has an atmosphere quote in his signature.... it's that rap music making him kill.

[Verse 1]
Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
With flesh covered in leeches
And throw the bags away
In various trash bins in different areas
This shit's hilarious
Nobody notices some asshole taking out the garbage
Who would know it's a carcass?
Even if they were focusing 'cause the plastic bag is dark kid
And even the nosy bitch wouldn't open it, it make no sense
And if you do it just before a trash pick up
The bodies hauled away before it decays and stinks up
It won't be noticed but literally turns up other shit
And ya bag is in the middle buried right under it
Especially if you double-bagged it
Ya victim'll stay a faggot in fragments forever stagnet

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?

[Verse 2]
Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death
And if it's warm outside then it's quicker for the sour stench to leak out
the flesh
So think about the steps
You taking killing and be willing to consider the best
Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray
to coat the pieces the smell is unbearable
Hold the first layer of bag beautifully
that'll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat
Squirrels, dogs, and birds
Officers with dogs that smell won't find shit when they thrown off the scent
You could hang a fuck upside down in ya tub
And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood
Most of it'll gush out on its own at once But to get that last couple of pints drained work his arms like pumps
For dismemberment gentlemen I recommend
heavy duty brawn saws that cut through gendleums like pendulums
But if you want to take your time don't rush it
either cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver
Then put each piece up in a freezer
Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition's meager
And make sure there's no incriminating papers in the bag
Letters, receipts, anything with ya name they'll trace ya


I know it's obvious but you'd be amazed at how easy it is
to be sloppy with this even the Mafia slips

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills

[Hook]
Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat

Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about death!

[Brick Top from Snatch]

[Verse 3]
There's more choices to choose kid
Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed
When using the ground a shallow grave isn't allowed
'Cause the corpse'll be found when the stench of it lingers out
Make sure it's six feet deep or more
Construction sites work in formented
In what's cemented suspended beneath the floor
Using the sea has its potential sequentionally
The sea destroys all evidence eventually
But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to keep it from floating
around and being discovered by mistake
Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it'll pop up at low tide or
be seen by some fisherman's opticals
Distributing! Body parts is riveting
I explained it in verse one forgive me if I begin again
A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat
Spread it all over ya grass then water it down properly
Within a few days the cadaver's fertilizer
Your advisor's taught you ways of covering up murders wiser
Regardless how you tried these methods
Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake id's

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills

[Hook]
Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about death!

Listen to dead body disposal by necro. he shows you the ropes

pour calcium chloride on it

thanks guys you have been a big help...not that i need it or anything

this is a joke right

plant them on a dead negro and sprinkle some crack on him, thatl do the trick

oh ya of course like i would kill my cheating g/f and her two male lovers? ha sheesh what do you think i am?

get room full of domestic cats, more than 20 or 30, and feed them only the shaved bodies.

cats wont take care of bones.

pigs will.

build a rocket ship and launcch it into space, or put it all chooped up into various pieces or pooured concrete and hucck it in the ocean. 

wtf

haha awesome thread...what ive thought is that if you go somewhere where they are doig construction or paving a road...bury it there and flaten out the dirt so it isnt noticeable then when they put the road over it.....no one will ever know

well so what if hypothetically i followed the nercro song and did the the whole garbage deal. and hypothetically the cops havent come by yet  but i still need  a really good alibi  any help?

if you would hypothetically have a dead body i would drive somewhere in the woods, dig a big hole and bury this body

bury them in a graveyard with a tombstone and everything

no one will notice

ammonia gets rid of fingerprints. or is it arsenic? no, its ammonia

listin to dead body disposal by necro... he will tell u exactly what to do

burn em, bury em

pee on it then throw it in the streets

take it to far away secluded woods and burn the thing to ashes then i would sprinkle out all of the ashes on the road leaving the secluded woods

roll them up in a carpet, then go to the landfill. its 35 bucks a truckload, might want to get rid of some other stuff as well to get your money's worth

haha you don't sound very hypothetical to me

If you put it in an airtight container it will take a long long long time to degrade. the anchor will work good enough if u want to sink but you definatelly have to do it somewhere deep like the middle of the atlantic ocean

necro is one of the worst rappers ever.

winn you are so lame and you never talk

Acid.......it will leave NOTHING left.