MASTURBATE...no, umm stare at the wall or something.
The Incredible Welfare Whale!
"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension" - British Judge
going on newschoolers and asking people that seem to have the same "problem" isnt the best way to solve it...
"for reals is everyone in here kidding?? OK first of all if you dont know what chads gap is thats kinda lame. Secondly They have been hitting chads gap for some time now. Im surprised now one has seen the cllip of candide thovex sticking a D spin over chads gap. Its kinda been around alot and been in a few articles." - TravisMC in a thread where everyone made fun of the creator who asked if chads had been hit with skis. thx alot
fuck I could go for some eggs right about now. scrambled for sure, mixed with bacon bits. mmmmmmmmm
funny how this thread got hi-jacked by the egg comment.
"Starting a war over deleted threads? Who are you bush? The Mod's must have a huge oil supply, or they must have pissed off your daddy when he was on NS." Nomensteven
Clean your room. I hear a lot of people do that when they can't sleep...
Oo HellsAngel o0: i cant print
Oo HellsAngel o0: oh my god
Oo HellsAngel o0: my printer's broken
Oo HellsAngel o0: i suck at life
Oo HellsAngel o0: oh i fixed it
Oo HellsAngel o0: i told it to fuck off in binary
thats a good idea, nut take it up a notch. Get some buddys that all paint ball and have a huge urban fight at 2am. There are only a few rules
1.if you get caught your on your own and you have to say that you were simply out shooting house's. At that point as far as the police are conserned there was no paint war it was just you. It may suck but why should all of you get in shit, your the oe who got caught. After all the fine for random vandalism is only 150dollars
2. If you are shot you are not out of the game, you simply have to retreat to a position with the rest of your team befor re-ingaging the other team.
3. Its not really a rule just something I learnt from experience; check to see whats on the other side of the fence that you are about to jump over. Nothing is more terifying than jumping over a fence and coming eye to eye with a big fucking dog that on the other side
Follow these guidlines and it will be one hell of a night