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Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada.

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Scratch*my*Back
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador

i remembered the thread about the weirdest city/town names and my friend sent me a postcard from newfoundland and she was indeed in Dildo Newfoundland. When i read it i wasn't aware the was a Dildo in newfoundland..well clearly they have dildos there im sure...but a town named Dildo.
Aug 2 2006 1:14PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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Aug 2 2006 1:16PM
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leckett1
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hahahaha it was founded a long time ago though...i guess "dildo" didnt have the same meaning
Aug 2 2006 1:18PM
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hurrisun
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i was expecting a story about the origin of the dildo
Aug 2 2006 1:20PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Me n my bro have been plannin a roadtrip for a few years to steal a couple roadsigns for dildo and hang em in our rooms. Itl be the shit
Aug 2 2006 1:22PM
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leckett1
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there is a story on the origin of dildo in the wikipedia link :)
Aug 2 2006 1:22PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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eeexactly haha :P
Aug 2 2006 1:49PM
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MitchPee
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How many times have you seen Dildo Steph?
Aug 2 2006 1:51PM
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J.D.
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It's had the same meaning since at least 400 years ago. So I doubt that's true.
Aug 2 2006 2:01PM
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Jake...
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allllllllllllot.
Aug 2 2006 2:15PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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yeah if this following definition has been the same definition for hundreds of years then clearly the town was named by a drunken horny man.

n. pl. dil·do, also dil·does
An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation
Aug 2 2006 2:17PM
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S-Titterington
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hahaha
Aug 2 2006 2:20PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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oh you mean BOB my Battery Operated Boyfriend?

Um we see each other about once a day from anywhere between 1 to 10 minutes.
Aug 2 2006 2:23PM
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Mat.
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wow
Aug 2 2006 2:28PM
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hendrik.
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giggity giggity GOOUH EE OUH AH AH, CHING CHANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG!


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Aug 2 2006 3:21PM
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skifiend
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hot hot hot
Aug 2 2006 3:24PM
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leckett1
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HAAHAHAHAHA dildo general delivery

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steph you should check this out if BOB's first "B" dies
Aug 2 2006 3:31PM
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leckett1
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HAHAHAHAH Placentia what the fuck!!?!
Aug 2 2006 3:32PM
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Alexander_Keith
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oh man...
Aug 2 2006 3:35PM
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aoe
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haha oh man. Well I'm from and have always lived in NF. Last winter I lived in Gander for work (about an hour from work) .We had to do alot of presentations and such in the area so I've been to dildo several times. Our supervisor told us a story about how someone actually slid off dildo run in a work vehicle (dildo run is like a bunch of islands connected by bridges and shit). So in winter the town is knows as "The Slippery Dildo"
Aug 2 2006 4:35PM
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mattster
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Dildos are the traditional name for the two round pegs in a dory (small traditional rowboat) which braces the oars when rowing. A dildo is also an object often shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. There is speculation that the town was named after from a location in Spain or Portugal; the name of a tree; or the unusual (phallic) shape of the bay.
Aug 2 2006 4:43PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i found out about this place like 5 or 6 years ago.
Aug 2 2006 4:51PM
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leckett1
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congradufuckinlations
Aug 2 2006 8:37PM
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Petey.
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shit, thats hot
Aug 17 2006 2:14PM
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jibjim
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i learned alot there!
Aug 17 2006 8:03PM
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ski_cartel
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there a road outside of hinton on the way to jasper alberta thats called biker dike road. not as funny but its up there
Aug 17 2006 8:26PM
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bigairjay.
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Dildo was founded in the early 1800s and settled by the Reids, Prettys and Smiths to exploit the abundance of marine resources such as fish, whales, and seals. Fish processing and local small business are major employers. Also during the inital development of the town, a fish hatchery was erected which was the first in North America and the largest in the world at that time. Remains of this can still be seen on Dildo Island today. In 1878 a Church of England (Anglican) Church was built and served the Town for over 80 years, until it was replaced by the present structure in 1964. During the year 1932 the German flying boat Do-X , which was the largest plane in the world landed in Dildo Arm

Aug 17 2006 9:38PM
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whoa-dere
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dildos this thread is
Feb 24 2014 11:19PM
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RudyGarmisch
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"Captain James Cook and his assistant Michael Lane, who mapped Newfoundland in the 1760s, often displayed a sense of humour in the place names they chose, and were not above selecting names that might offend overly sensitive readers. "

Captain Cook was thus the most badass explorer of all time.
Feb 24 2014 11:21PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Dudes this thread came out nearly a decade ago!
Feb 24 2014 11:26PM
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Laurent.
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In Austria they are even less subtle.

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Feb 25 2014 5:23AM
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Mag
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They at least have the excuse that it's a different language, how do we explain this

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Feb 25 2014 6:46AM
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Laurent.
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Can you explain this?

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Oh no wait it's in Wales, no explanation required.
Feb 25 2014 6:50AM
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Mag
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I wish you could refuse Welsh buyers on eBay, with the time it takes to write out an address label I'd have been quicker walking to Wales.
Feb 25 2014 6:58AM
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El_Barto.
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lol
Feb 25 2014 9:10AM
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DasGoatenshafter
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JOKE:

A newfie walked out of a bar
Feb 25 2014 9:37AM
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freestyler540
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Ive been near Dildo. The people from there are pretty calm and cool.

But this may be interesting to the thread.





Feb 25 2014 11:30AM
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freestyler540
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can someone pm with the embed trick. mine isnt working.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_A6VNK56Ls&feature=c4-overview&list=UUWqJpFqlX59OML324QIByZA
Feb 25 2014 11:31AM
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theabortionator
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Sick bump bro
Feb 25 2014 4:43PM
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Anathema
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i was gonna say, no way steph is back. lol2006
Feb 25 2014 4:47PM
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Childstar.
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I've been to Dildo, Camped in Dildo's Run Provincial Park. Beautiful Campground.
Feb 25 2014 5:02PM
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elinde
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A few of my friends visited Dildo, I'm not even joking.
Feb 25 2014 5:05PM
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DIX~
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Why were you searching dildos?








Wanna come over sometime?
Feb 25 2014 6:43PM
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Jane6
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Feb 26 2014 1:17PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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This thread is complete and udder.... wait for it... dildos.
Feb 26 2014 3:26PM
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Laurent.
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As if there's anything gay about penetrating your bro's white hairy ass after he presents it to you in such vulnerable manner.
Feb 27 2014 1:52PM
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gregorio
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as long as balls didn't touch there's no need to call it
Feb 27 2014 6:14PM
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stickski
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did anyone else notice the upvotes on this comment is a link haha?
Feb 27 2014 6:22PM
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