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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
so i found this thing on the final destination 3 website, apparently i'm going to die from a tanning bed when i have never used one in my life, i prefur to use ye old'e sun!


Heres the link:
http://www.fd3movie.com/psychic/deathreading.php
Aug 1 2006 9:41PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
i chose rock over country...
Aug 2 2006 11:47AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
im gona loose my mind in 2028 im gonna start having preminisions and think im physcic but really im jsut going crazy it never says when im gonna die, i guess im invincible
Aug 2 2006 11:59AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
im going to die in a gym machine accident. i never go to gyms though. oh well.
Aug 2 2006 12:00PM
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PLJaCks
Posts: 566 - Karma: 10
Spending too much time on the job will lead to a bad case of the blues in 2028, and you’ll start to lose your mind. I’m seeing that you may think you’re having déjà vu and premonitions, but in truth you’re on the road to a crack up. Take care of your mental health, but remember: when your time has come, you can’t escape.

so...i'm gonna die because i lost my mind?

...wtf
Aug 2 2006 12:02PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
But I see that in 2014 you’ll be enjoying those hits a little too close to the bathtub.  The radio’s going to fall in sending you to an electrifying finish.  Until then, relax and enjoy yourself. You have eight good years left and remember…you can’t escape the master plan.
Aug 2 2006 12:43PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
Im going to die from an act of vengence.


Ok, so me and this guy bumped into each other in a back alley in Brooklyn. He comes up to me asking if i want to buy drugs, and i tell him "no". He keeps pestering me until i told him to "shut the hell up, and get lost". So this guy pretends to turn and walk away, but no, he turned around and came after me.

So he pulls a knife on me and tells me to give him my wallet. Im thinkin' "hell no, i just got my paycheck". So i twist the guys arm and break it in one blow. He keeps fighting and stabs me once, but it was just a graze. I figure the only way i can et him to stop is if i end his life.

I took his knife from his other hand, and turned it on him. Stabbed in the heart. He was dead. But my story isnt over.
Little did i know, his little brother, age 8 was watching the whole thing.

12 years later i return to the same alley to visit my sick and dying grandmother. I was approached by a man with a knife, who looked very familiar. I asked "what do you want with me"

He said "you killed my brother here 12 years ago, now i have to do the same to you."
Thats when i knew i had to let it go. i let him stab me to death.

I probably would have fought him off and lived, but my buddy was standing by filming the whole thing so I'm tryin to get on Dateline for a Tale of Vengence.



thats how i would die
Aug 2 2006 1:01PM
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drewski00
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 10
typical
Aug 2 2006 1:36PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
In an avalanche at the age of 71
Aug 2 2006 2:01PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
yo me too
Aug 2 2006 4:28PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
"But I see that in 2014 you’ll be enjoying those hits a little too close to the bathtub.  The radio’s going to fall in sending you to an electrifying finish.  Until then, relax and enjoy yourself. You have eight good years left and remember…you can’t escape the master plan."


haha i dont even smoke?
Aug 2 2006 4:37PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
i will go insane in 2028, and somehow die from it...
Aug 2 2006 4:42PM
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dlite!
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 87
ha ha she said all die in 2028 from goin insane
Aug 2 2006 6:17PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
hahaha jake are u serious??? hits as in rock and roll hits...radio...music...music hits...anything??
Aug 2 2006 6:22PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
I hope you’re having a good time. When you don’t respect your body, you’re going to pay for it with a bad case of cirrhosis, age spots and emphysema in 30 years—specifically in 2036 in an assisted living home. Fate’s plan for you is set in stone so have fun while you can.
Aug 2 2006 6:58PM
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HombreDeHuevos
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 10
i said i was 88 and it said id maybe die in 2020

id say thats a pretty good run
Aug 2 2006 7:03PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
aids... only kidding atleast i hope so.... but i do kinda hope i die while fucking
Aug 2 2006 7:14PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
in a violent fire with all my family inside... its better to burn out then to fade out!
Aug 2 2006 7:23PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
im going to die in year 2016 and i didnt really understand what it said i was going to die from
Aug 2 2006 7:54PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
i will die saving someone's life. just wait and see.
Aug 2 2006 8:12PM
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Min_Soo
Posts: 2307 - Karma: 293
Thats the same way I died.
Aug 2 2006 9:02PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
i'm going to die tanning? yet i have never tanned nor do i ever plan on it. hhhhmmmm
Aug 2 2006 10:54PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
Tanning beds are a miracle of modern science, but can have a mind of their own, especially in thunderstorms. I see you will become trapped in a “case of light”—possibly a tanning booth, leading to your death in 2016. Enjoy your remaining years, for your fate is predetermined and cannot be avoided.
Aug 2 2006 11:07PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
shall we hold hands when the yr 2016 hits us?
Aug 2 2006 11:08PM
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CEDARIMAGE
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 257
im going to die fighting a pack of lions
Aug 2 2006 11:14PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
You’re old enough to realize that you have to enjoy each moment as if it were your last. Unfortunately, I see that you are soon to travel to the other side. Have you recently bought a new home? I predict a horrible accident in a home improvement store. Stay away from the nail guns, but it seems your fate is sealed.
Aug 2 2006 11:55PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
I will front flip of the Launcher Cornice of death in fernie and be speared on the trees 500 ft below.
Aug 3 2006 12:04AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
gym equipments gonna get me in 2027
Aug 3 2006 12:05AM
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LAMSTEEZE
Posts: 321 - Karma: 18
Spending too much time on the job will lead to a bad case of the blues in 2028, and you’ll start to lose your mind.

CRAZY!
Aug 3 2006 12:20AM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
You say you tan or use tanning beds never. I’d be careful if I were you.
- hahahaha
Aug 3 2006 10:57AM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
2010 cause i weigh 170
Aug 3 2006 11:33AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
mine too, in boston
Aug 3 2006 11:47AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
You would have had a long and healthy life if you weren’t predestined for a mishap with the gym equipment that will lead to your demise in 2027. You have many good years ahead full of great health. But remember, everyone dies…someday.
Aug 3 2006 11:53AM
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