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Stupid things you used to think when you were little
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i used to think that your body stored pee in your balls and if you held on to thme when you had to pee you wouldnt have to pee anymore
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a bone slid into your dong when you got a boner
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girls had babies out of their butts
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ur balls were full of ur pee
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That by hitting myself over the head while i was in the toilet would help me poopoo faster
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i used to think grill cheeses were called girl cheeses.
then i flipped out.
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i thought l m n and o were one letter in the alphabet, like lmno
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i used to think to make kids the dad had to pee one of his balls into the womans womb.
and also i thought a penis was called a freddy
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That god existed. stupid I know but I was young and very gullable
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I used to think penises were something you were bought when you were little and that all the womens families were to poor for one.
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that if i could lift 60 lbs, and i weighed 60 lbs. that if i jumped and grabbed my knees i woulf float
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i used to think that vaginas were called reginas
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that tampons were so that women could pee and not use the bathroom- like they would soad up the pee
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haha sounds good in theroy
until gravity comes in
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haha same and that the tooth fairy and santa claus were real hwo could kids believe santa anywaye 1 guy going around the whole world in 1 night! so impossible but cmon who didn't believe that
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Are you saying Santa ain't real?
OMG OMG OMG
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^ sry to break the bad new bears to u but HE IS NOT REAL
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....................
..................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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bubbles came out of your bum when you farted
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girls peed out their butt, vagina was bachina
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i grew up thinking Tina Turner was my aunt. long story short my moms familys name is Turner so i figured holy shit shes my aunt. then i found out she was black and we were all white. yeah that didnt work out
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when i saw a porn when i was 8 i thought the guy peed on the girl at the end
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I thought your torso was just skin stretched over bones and stuff, and all the food you ate just dropped through your throat into a big pile. I used to picture the applesauce going everywhere...
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that in malls and on high hills, that when i looked up, if i kept doing it then i would float away, still scares me to this day
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In like fourth grade, i thought doggie style meant buttfucking.
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i thought Fog was called Frog
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I thought that you got a girl pregnant by kissing her.
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i thought you got a girl pregnant by pissing in her mouth
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that when you used a credit card to buy some thing you never had acctualy pay for it.
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I used to think that your butt was filled with poop and if you stuck a needle in it, poop would gush out.
also, lateralis started a thread like this. it's really long, but hilarious.
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I used to think the same thing and then last week I got a call from this lady who explained to me that it wasnt exactly how it works.and apparently since I didnt make any payments in 5 months its gonna look bad if I ever want to buy a house, or a car, or get a phone line.
she told me scuicide would probably the best option at this point in my life
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i used to think my moms friend was hot and then when i got older i relized she was my grandma man was i suprised
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that the cement trucks carried pepsi and thats how it got fizzi.
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I used to think carrots grew on trees.
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lol oh man.. that made my day.
Only because i used to think the same thing
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one time i asked why the store didnt have girlsenberries but had boysen berries.
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well my mom said that one time when i was like 5 i wrote my name on a piece of paper and gave it to her, and told her to take it to the bank so I could get some money with it. I also used to believe that when I woke up in the middle of the night there was thie skeleton guy hiding under my bed, and if I put my feet on the floor he'd grab me by the ankles and pull me under.
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haha i thought these too. and a lot of the other things in here. i also that deaf was death.
my cousin thought that once you got to a stop sign u had to get out of your car and walk. also he thought there were stop signs and streetlights and all that stuff for airplanes when flying
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I thought chin was chicken, and I thought guys were supposed to somehow fuck girls in the belly button.
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I was like 5 and yelling at my mom... and she told me to go to my room or something. and I yelled "OH YEAH?... WELL GIRLS PEE OUT THEIR BUTTS!"
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i thought i would be a power ranger when i was older.
and vagina was bagina
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that there was no wolrd outside of the playground
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