Ok, i will start off by telling you i am 16, my brother is 15, we fight alot but not like actually fight.. just argue and stuff, and try to "own" eachother. So a few days ago he was just being a dick so i was like what ever im not argueing right now im not in the mood. But i knew i had to get him back. This brings me last night.
It is midnight, i have school the next morning and im reading a book for class. At this time i see my brother walk into the bathroom to do his teeth. Perfect. I have an idea. I will creep into his room, lay under his bed, and jsut up and scare the SHIT out of him. I get up out of my bed quitely so he wont hear me and i grab my cell phone. Hahaha this is going to work perfectly. I will send him a text that says "look under your bed" and he will look down and i will jump up, this couldn't be better. I position myself under his bed, I flip open my phone, scroll down to my brothers name, and choose send text. I have to hurry, i have to send this by the time he gets in the room or he will see the light from my cell phone and none of this will work. Wait, why am i telling him to look under his bed. Here is a better idea, i will tell him to look out his window, in this case i will jump up from the side of the bed he is looking out of! THIS is perfect, he will have NO idea where i am, where as if I told him to look under his bed he would know where i am. " L-o-o-k o-u-t y-o-u-r w-i-n-d-o-w" done. haha send this message before he gets back! i hear foot steps, this is PERFECT timing. Right as my brother walked into my room his phone rang to the tone of his text message. perfect. i need to shift slowly so he cant hear me, just enough so im not directly under his bed, so i can jump up in about 5 seconds when he will be at the direction of his window. Shift 1,2,3,4, bingo. "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "OH MY GOD JAKE WHAT THE HELL! I SWEAR IF I HAD SOMETHING IN MY HAND RIGHT NOW I WOULD STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT" "hahaha i got you good you fucker" Then my mom walks in because she heard my brother screaming. After all was over everyone went back to bed to sleep.. but im sure i got my brother so good that right now he is still cleaning up the shit from his pants from last night. HAHA he got owned and it felt so good.
" I must have been deprived as an infant." -papasteeze*O