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Dear Poorboyz . . .

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faux_real
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. . . ain't it about time to drop your final teaser? I didn't think porn took this long to make.
Jul 18 2006 8:08PM
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thrasher*TB
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i agree

Jul 18 2006 8:23PM
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4frntSkier
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i hope its impressive
Jul 18 2006 8:29PM
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FigmentFilmski
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hopefully it makes me think differently about pbp
Jul 18 2006 8:50PM
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ski_cartel
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agreed, lets see it
Jul 18 2006 8:56PM
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jesse*whiston
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C'MON.
Jul 18 2006 9:04PM
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ThePoopSock
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^hahahaha right when i read that a comiercal on my tv said "CMON" really loud
Jul 18 2006 9:10PM
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boochronic13
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or like pantera "oooooooohhhhh cmon!"
Jul 18 2006 11:20PM
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Triple_Strum
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I really wasn't that impressed with the initial teaser at all. Sadly, I will probably still purchase it ;)
Jul 18 2006 11:21PM
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nothanks
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Good old brand establishment....we're all becoming complacent. Haha.
Jul 18 2006 11:23PM
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rocketman
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same. except i won't purchase....i'll borrow and burnnnnnnnn
Jul 18 2006 11:26PM
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CollinWright
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teaser was nothing special. in my mind it looks as though the movie will be alot like war/x.. whatever...
Jul 19 2006 12:00AM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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the first teaser was terrible. not stoked.
Jul 19 2006 12:20AM
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sim
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I don't really think a teaser is a fair, or even good representation of what the movie will be like.
Jul 19 2006 1:05AM
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skier_boy26
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eh that is sometimes true. but a well made teaser could perhaps bring insight to the film, the editing of the film, style, etc. If it is just some shots one after another, then perhaps that is what you could expect from the final production. The first teaser was fairly unimpressive
Jul 19 2006 1:57AM
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kylecross
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I could personally care less if the editing and style of the film is shitty as long as the skiing is really good and unique i will buy it.
Jul 19 2006 2:49AM
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tom_nz
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nz skiing the best!
Jul 19 2006 4:20AM
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reggyboy
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shut the fuck up wid that shit u post it everywhere, nobody fucken cares, go fuck a sheep
Jul 19 2006 7:59AM
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ESB
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I wasn't aware that Poor Boyz was going to be releasing another teaser.
Jul 19 2006 8:52AM
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wittlescottyVT
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usually in teasers they don't always drop all of the best shots in the movie
Jul 19 2006 10:37AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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im not buying that shit
Jul 19 2006 10:40AM
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Ace3+4
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the movie will mostly likely be like the trailer meaning one shot of ski after the other. That's why it's called ski porn. Idon't know why everyone seems to bash because he does that. It may not have plehouse style editing (which is really good) but i love watching ski porn too.
Jul 19 2006 10:42AM
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LostCarKeys
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I will only buy it beacause I enjoyed War enough for me to support them this season too...
Jul 19 2006 10:42AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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johnny said he was going to when he made a thread about the 1st ski porn trailer.
Jul 19 2006 11:02AM
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[~_~]
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I like it when teasers only show a little, then the movie is better.

Like I never make teasers for my movies, which is cause I want to do everything I can to make it not suck cause the filming is pretty bad ahaha.
Jul 19 2006 11:26AM
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faux_real
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teasers are a moral obligation of filmmakers. not releasing a teaser is a sin, on par with the blasphemy of pornography.
Jul 19 2006 1:02PM
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[~_~]
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^so since PBP's movie is titled "Ski Porn", now this has become an oxymoron?
Jul 19 2006 1:08PM
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*rkp*
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just wait it'll be worth it
Jul 19 2006 1:09PM
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poofartpee
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i hope its super good since the teaser was only ok
Jul 19 2006 6:46PM
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Matty.
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Ski Porn = War = X = Ready Fire Aim = All of the movies before those...the Poorboyz equation. :)

Solution: DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
Jul 19 2006 7:19PM
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ineedarealname
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;)
Jul 19 2006 7:21PM
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*DrewT*
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ya Poor Boyz makes very similar movies every year
Jul 19 2006 7:32PM
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canuck
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PBP movies are awesome, if you are going to say do something different then name something thats wrong and how they could fix it. Any mindless twat on the internet can say DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
Jul 19 2006 8:01PM
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Holte
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All the PBP movies have the same style, but unlike MSP's newest films, PBP's unchanging style still feels new and refreshing. I like it.

And maybe a teaser isn't an accurate representation of what the movie looks like, but a production company should try as hard as possible to put out the best teaser possible to get people pumped for the film. The teaser is supposed to sell the movie. I'm glad PBP is coming out with a final teaser, because the first one was kinda lame.
Jul 19 2006 8:41PM
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selfportrait
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I disagree.
I really wish you would elaborate a bit actually, because I don't see much difference between poorboyz and msp at all.  The only significant difference I see is that poorboyz has weaker cinematography.  To me, they both make pretty lame movies.
Jul 19 2006 8:51PM
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D-Sizzle
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war was so fucking money, i hope ski porn is as good. the soundtrack better be tits.
Jul 19 2006 8:57PM
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Matty.
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What they are doing: Filming individual athlete segments...sometimes you see the same thing throughout the movie. There is no story behind it, just straight up "ski porn."

What they could be doing: Actually opening up their mind and creating a movie that's different, maybe with some sort of story line behind it so you can actually relate to the athletes and how hard it was to get a certain shot or how easy it was. Also this way you wouldn't see the same feature over and over, you would just see it at that certain point in the movie.

If you disagree with me, cool, you obviously want ski movies to be the way they are forever and I'm not calling you an idiot because of that...I appreciate your kindness to other human beings that do the same sport you love creating a nice, loving community.
Jul 19 2006 10:06PM
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TannerCoulter.
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poorboyz is the tits
Jul 19 2006 10:07PM
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nothanks
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Basically that was the deeper meaning of my " "just buy it it will be dope", we're all becoming complacent if we think that waY" statement...
Jul 19 2006 10:19PM
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canuck
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YEah, those where good points, I just hate it when peolpe come out and say THIS SUCKS and have nothing to back up with, or a fresh idea of their own.
plus this adds more depth to the conversation.
Jul 19 2006 10:43PM
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DDrem.
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they are building suspense.

i may just be a pessimist, but i dont think itl top war!
Jul 19 2006 11:21PM
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Schwags
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all the companies movies look really similiar from year to year...
Jul 19 2006 11:23PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i agree. PBP trailers never appeal to me cause theres nothing in there but i KNOW itll be good so i always buy and its always so good. its not like youre waiting for the part in the movie with that trick (ie. flatty - rail in LSS). i hated the teaser to War and it was amazing. same with X. PBP kills
Jul 20 2006 3:22AM
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almostaskier
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As much as i like a movie with a theme, i also thoroughly enjoy individual athlete segments, just like in skateboarding.
Jul 20 2006 6:36AM
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faux_real
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TBC did a good job of breaking away from the cookie-cutter ski movie model by unpackaging the individual segment-- e.g. Tanner's rail footage separate from his backcountry footage--but not going full montage-style. Although Ostness has always spread out each person's footage, so that's nothing new for him.
Jul 20 2006 1:52PM
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armxskier9
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You sir just made my day, ive never seen anybody use tits in that context before.  Well done
Jul 20 2006 2:31PM
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CollinWright
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i agree with matty.
Jul 20 2006 2:45PM
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harr][s
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def wasnt impressed with ski porn tailer
Jul 20 2006 2:49PM
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Dan-Man
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I sure hope they come out with a better trailer because I was very disapointed with the ski porn trailer and think it could be much better
Jul 20 2006 6:13PM
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Skiertrav
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1. it's just a trailer, and 9 out of 10 of you will buy the movie.

2. Maybe they don't change because if it ain't broke, don't fix it. They are who they are because of their movies.

I think that as movies go, their's is different now as everyone is pushing the lifestyle format movies, like Plehouse, and Teddy Bear Crisis(not that these are bad, they kick ass, in fact, it's just different).

Ski Porn will rock, because it's Poorboyz, their "equation" thus far has worked for them.
Jul 22 2006 12:32AM
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punkrock32
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most companies do actually, take L1P for example, while their movies are good, they all seem the same pretty much
Jul 22 2006 1:55AM
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