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Snowboarders = Stoners

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coordy12
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What: Entire US Snowboard Team Admits To Smoking Weed
When: 2006-06-01


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A spokesperson for the United States Olympic Mens Snowboarding Team confirmed today that almost every single member of the US snowboarding team regularly smokes weed. While this admission did not appear to be breaking news to many of the viewers of the Olympic snowboard competition, it marked the first time in Olympic history that an entire team has openly admitted to smoking weed. Known for their youth and free spirit, with a combined average age of just over 21 years of age, the US Snowboarders are a tight-knit team and report that they have been partying together for a long time. Since, marijuana is not widely considered to be a performance enhancing drug, the Olympic governing body has not banned the smoking of dope by Olympic athletes. And, while many of the worlds top athletes are routinely tested for performance enhancing drugs, specifically steroids, widespread pot use has never been an issue.



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Jul 14 2006 9:57PM
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poofartpee
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well...
Jul 14 2006 10:00PM
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dozerr
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and you think its different for skiers?
Jul 14 2006 10:11PM
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timmi
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^^
Jul 14 2006 10:14PM
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dirty_dreb
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welcome to any sport that has something to do whistler
Jul 14 2006 10:23PM
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*cowboy*
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hahahahhaha
Jul 14 2006 10:27PM
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mattwalker
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that sick... and true, but the article is kinda off, that canadian snowboarder in 98 got his gold taken away because he tested positive for weed... so they care, or atleast they used to...
Jul 14 2006 10:35PM
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skogenjake
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at nagano 2000 the race boarder test postitive for something.

haha skiing pipe needs to be in it. i think more freeskiers by percent toke than boarders
Jul 14 2006 10:45PM
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hurrisun
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i think it would be pretty close
Jul 14 2006 10:48PM
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skogenjake
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freeskiers vs all the moms and dads and little kids that board?
Jul 14 2006 10:49PM
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alh10
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well thats cool
Jul 14 2006 10:55PM
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Geoff.
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Hahahah. well just look at tanner hall. he is a big stoner. who is on the us snowboarding team?m im sure danny kass does smoke and all his grenade friends and stuff, but shaun white its hard to imagine because hes in kids magazines and stuff like that.
Jul 14 2006 10:56PM
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invader7
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haha
Jul 14 2006 10:59PM
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cork13
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ahhaha

ever heard of 'tree skiing'
Jul 14 2006 11:26PM
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dweezileast
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he hypes himself up as the biggest stoner in skiing, but hes not a good example at all
Jul 14 2006 11:35PM
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slimbruddah
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hhahahahahh that's halariosu
haahahahah
Jul 14 2006 11:37PM
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Beamer12
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most kids on this site smoke including myself...most skiers i know including myself again arent so open about smoking weed.i hate how kids brag about it and show it off
Jul 14 2006 11:39PM
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skogenjake
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agreed.
Jul 14 2006 11:40PM
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FUUUCK
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he got it back though
Jul 14 2006 11:53PM
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Ceru
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rofl
Jul 14 2006 11:59PM
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Ceru
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romp on boarders by telling them every other boarder smokes weed...they get pissed
Jul 15 2006 12:00AM
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ineedarealname
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i dont smoke but perfect exampleof ski stoners are the peters and ramaley for sure.
Jul 15 2006 12:46AM
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ljs
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ya not all snowborders ar stoners
Jul 15 2006 12:56AM
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steeze*nspice
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there's this one guy...named tanner hall,
Jul 15 2006 1:00AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
I think it is pretty even. Honestly. Freestyle sports call to the kind of people who are into doing things a different way. MLB players get cought with coke and heroin and whatnaught, but skiiers get to use herb. Ha, the poor suckers.
Jul 15 2006 1:08AM
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espong1321
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smokin has nothin to do with skiin or boarding, u either smoke or u dont, doesnt matter what you do.
Jul 15 2006 4:51AM
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hendrik.
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NEWSFLASH!!

after years of arduous research by the most respected scientists from Stanford, Harvard, Princeton, and many other fine academies, Bears DO shit in the woods.
Jul 15 2006 5:17AM
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CrazedSkier1080
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not only woods, but ski trails too!
Jul 15 2006 7:07AM
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dlite!
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smokin has nothin to do with skiin or boarding, u either smoke or u dont, doesnt matter what you do.


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Jul 15 2006 2:32PM
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thenewschool420
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dude everyone smokes weed, not just snowboarders or skiers or anyone for that matter, and who gives a fuck anyways
Jul 15 2006 3:07PM
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lanks
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so nobody but me noticed that the article is not legit at all?
Jul 15 2006 3:13PM
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hendrik.
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no, i did too...but i mean, come on...half the people who freeride, whether it be skiing or snowboarding dabble in the green stuff.
Jul 15 2006 3:37PM
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oakjewlery
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WERD

Jul 15 2006 3:42PM
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chapz
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it doesnt matter if hes in kid magazines, he can still smoke man
Jul 15 2006 6:18PM
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skogenjake
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yeah just look at lohan and her coke
Jul 15 2006 7:20PM
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Desjardins
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i dont understand why its such a biggie, it was pretty much an open secret, almost everyone that follows pipe snowboarding knew that they did
Jul 15 2006 7:23PM
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jamesmccormick
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SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 15 2006 7:26PM
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CKpolicy
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there we go. thank you for clearing that up. smoking is a choice on its own.
Jul 15 2006 8:48PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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yeah the IOC has never had any real issues with pot...except, oh yeah that one time they TOOK AWAY CANADAS FUCKING MEDAL in 2000.
Jul 15 2006 8:51PM
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hendrik.
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haha - pot, performance enhancer...yeah, if there's a HUGE candy bar at the bottom of the pipe..
Jul 15 2006 8:52PM
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kristie
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haha good stuff

Jul 15 2006 9:04PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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haha skiing woudl be the exact same if it was in the olympics
Jul 15 2006 9:06PM
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hendrik.
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breaking news: tanner hall was disqualified today after drug dogs inspected his coat after his halfpipe run. DEA agents were stunned to find pound bags on either sides of his coats, along with a special padded "bong" pocket in his pants. Authorities were first tipped off about Hall when people merely standing around him became under the influence from his breath.
Jul 15 2006 9:09PM
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reggyboy
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ahahahahahah
Jul 15 2006 9:53PM
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Geoff.
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ya i know he still can and shit. i could care less if he does. if anything im for it. but i sure some kids would take it seriously if they found out about it. but its not like hes gonna change who he is just because hes famous now and kids like him
Jul 15 2006 10:44PM
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VANULAR
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weed is deffinatly tested for in the olympics and world cup events, just because it could be used to cover up sterioids and shit....
Jul 15 2006 11:05PM
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Billiards.
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FUCK YOU, AND FUCK THAT. im sorry man but sereously tanner and the c-crew skiers skoke more weed in a month of summer then the whole snowboard team did in a year. And who cares. Its something people decide to do. and its non of anyone elses business. as long as they enjoy themselves in the mountains non of anyone here should care. I sure dont. Shawn White said he was doing a parade in carlsbad and he wanted to go on the float with his gold medal wedged up his ass and he would be mooning everyone. but no one cares. I think its funny.
Jul 15 2006 11:09PM
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crazyfuck
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everyone and their mom knows that freeskiers and snowboards rip pipe.

man, i'm so good with puns. actually, i'm a faggot.
Jul 15 2006 11:53PM
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jamesmccormick
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no definitely a lot of skiers and snowboarders smoke cuz most people who smoke are like kids who live in the mountains where there isnt a lot else to do and kids that live in big cities where its normal.... but also like everyone on earth smokes weed, and some shit. idk. o yea, im trying not to be annoying like kids said but im a huge freestyle rat (ski, snowboard, surf, skateboard) and i smoke a lot and so do most kids like me so its pretty common but idk wtf im talkin about at this point because im ttrahhj
Jul 16 2006 12:04AM
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boochronic13
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i smoke trees nigga! AK nigga!
Jul 16 2006 8:50AM
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