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Bridge Trolls Arrested in Boulder After Confrontation
good stuff! stay away from LSD kiddies...
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hahahaha, the things kids do today to keep ocupied
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man it just astounds me how many people are stupid beyond beleif.
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Joints rolled in 1's I thought you werent allowed to go below 5 dollars if youre using money for rolling paper... But maybe it had something to do with the trip.
hahahahaha that's what I'm doing when I grow up
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"Police said they confiscated a large marijuana joint rolled in $1 bills
at the scene and then searched Boville's apartment and recovered drugs
and drug paraphernalia."
Thats the best part of the article, right there. Sooooo classy.
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what the hell...I never thought I would see this day. Trolls come on now. hahahhaha...and what were they doing smoking dollar joints
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Another article, just read the bold stuff for some of the most hilarious shit youll ever hear about:
Boulder police allege 'bridge trolls' sought tolls to fire up big roll
As if Boulder isn't odd enough already, now it has bridge trolls.
Two men recently attempted to charge people a dollar to cross a bridge in a park near the intersection of Foothills Highway and Colorado Avenue and allegedly threatened to stab an off-duty sheriff's deputy with a broken golf club after he refused to pay.
Witnesses said they heard the two shouting lines from the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail about how people "shall not pass."
The Boulder County Sheriff's Office gave the following account:
As sheriff's Sgt. Kevin Parker tried to cross the bridge on his bike, Robert Hibbs, 19, and Bradley Boville, 18, asked for a dollar.
When Parker refused, Hibbs allegedly told Boville to "go stab that guy," prompting Parker to dial 911.
Hibbs grew increasingly aggressive and charged at Parker as he waited for officers to arrive. Parker had earlier managed to wrestle a golf club from Hibbs and struck him in the shoulder area, apparently not fazing him.
When officers arrived and took the pair into custody, they admitted taking LSD and tried to explain their bridge troll act as a "bad trip."
Police found a marijuana joint hanging out of Boville's pocket, and the two told officers they were trying to raise money so they could buy a lighter to smoke the "very large" joint, which was made out of several dollar bills.
While the officers were questioning Boville, they noticed loud music coming from a nearby residence, which Boville said was his.
Officers reported seeing several marijuana pipes and a water pipe through an open sliding-glass door. A search yielded 11 pipes and 3 grams of marijuana.
Hibbs was charged with menacing and possession of LSD. Boville was charged with menacing and possession of less than an ounce of marijuana.
The funniest thing is that he actually consented to having his house searched without any probable cause or reason, the cops just asked him and he agreed. OI!
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