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Funny tat story
so my volunteer leader used to be a tat artist in Vegas, before getting out and moving to Salt Lake. he was actually on the show "inked" for any of you who are familiar, he left cause it was so commercialized and uncore.
Anyways, when he was workin there 5 years ago or so, before inked, an Army Private came in to get a tat. he wanted a pic of a bulldog's face (that was his Army batallion (or whatever the group is called)symbol. he wanted to add a personal touch by giving the dawg dreads. so my volunteer leader goes in back and draws what the dude wanted, EXCEPT that instead of dreadlocks, he drew a bunch of cocks, yes penises, on the head. my leader goes back into the main room and shows the army dude the preliminary drawing. the army guy glances quickly, and gives the go ahead immediately, without looking at the tat closely. my leader asked several times to make sure its what the guy wanted, kept on saying yes. long story short there's some Army private with a tat of a bulldog w/ cocks for dreadlocks on his shoulder. sux but i laughed for hours after hearing this story.
anyone else got good tat stories?
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that's moderately amusing; my only story is that the guy who did mine was really fat and I had to keep my arm extended and palm open so he could do it. I ended up having to cup his tit the whole time basically.
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i think you need to get railed
Why would he do that? Thats a real dick thing to do. It is pretty funny though.
Your friend is a dickhead. THe army private is stupid for not noticing, but the artist is still a dick for doing that.
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i rode on the bus with some guy who had aspirations of being a janitor that had a tattoo of an eye on his hand... and i asked him why... and said something to effect of his buddy wanted to learn how to tattoo, so naturally he let him tattoo whatever he wanted on one of the most visible parts of his body... he also had a tattoo of a moose beside a canadian flag that said "100% Grade A Canadian"... that was a mighty sketch character
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moral of the story is dicks fuck people....
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ur right it was sorta dick, but come on if the guy was that stupid not to look carefully at something that important, i dont feel bad.
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