you know how i know you're gay? because you listen to coldplay.
you know how i know you're gay? because you have a poster of china on your bedroom wall.
CU-Boulder Class of 2010
"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there."
- Pep Fujas
The Incredible Welfare Whale!
"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension" - British Judge
Personally, I like opening the door, fake like im gunna let them go through and then karate chop them in the neck, ensuring that I get in the door first. Thats usually a sure fire way to get them into bed. Not that they want to, but they are temporarily paralyzed