Jordans story

Well I went to my friend Jordans house a while back and we were watching somthing on TV and I was reading Freeskier so he just grabbed my laptop and started typing.


AND JIMMY WENT TO THE STORE WHERE HE LEARNED TO WRITE HIS NAME. DON’T ASK WHY HE DID BUT HE DID. SO AFTER HE LEARNED TO WRITE HIS NAME HE FINALLY WENT TO SCHOOL WHERE HE PUT HIS NEW TALENT TO WORK. EVERY ONE IN SCHOOL LOVED HIM AND GIS NAME SO THEY MAeDE HIM A SOLID GOLD 24 CK PLAQUE OF THE DIMENSIONS OF 4 FEET BY 990000 FEET, SO IN SHORT IT WAS A MASSIVE AND MASSIVELY EXPENSIVE PLAQ. ANY WAY TSO THEN JIMMY WENT BACK TO THE STORE WHERE HE LEARNED TO SPELL PLAQ SO THEN HE WENT BACK TO SCHOOL AND PUT HIS NEW SKILLZ TO WORK. SINCE NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE THERE LIKED THE WORD PLAQ THE TOOK HIS 24CK MASSIVE PLAQUE AND MELTED IT DOWN INTO THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WALRUS WITCH THW WORSHIPED DAY AND NIGHT. SO NOW WHEN THEY DID THERE FINAL SACRIFICE TO THW ALRUSS ( named pippy ) it came alive and went on a rampage around the whole town. During pippy’s fit of rage men women and children were killed all the same. When the spell’s time was up pippy turned back into a walrus made of 24 ck solid gold the town melted pippy down into a solid gold plaq whose dimensions were 4 ft by 990000 feet. On the plaque the towns people wrote here lies pippy a good ghod and walrus who took care of our over population proble, we loved him espically durng happy hour cuz damn he could drink, also he was admired by all because he had an extreme sense of love, he worked countless hourse ant the Chinese jewish American center for European walruses with acute aids center. However he was also a known child molester who had fatherd a grand total of 39887473748 fatherless children so yeah we kinda hated him END QUOTE