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Am I an alchoholic?

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
ok well i have had some people tell me that i'm an alchoholic becasue i started drinking last tusedayand its now wednesday and well i just baught more beer and i have had atleast one beer a night, and on canada day weekend i was drunk the whole time, liek i'd wake up crack a beer, and i just baught another 6 pack of tall boy's and i'm gonna drink some of it at workthen some after work... so does theis mean i['m an alchoholic? liek i can stop any time i want to, bt i just choose not to.. well not yet i wanna see how long i can go for...
Jul 5 2006 5:35PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
My advice to you is to keep drinking heavily
Jul 5 2006 5:36PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
You my friend, are stupid. You are not an alcoholic. If you drink one beer at a time, you are a pussy, not an alcoholic. So the real matter at hand is...are you a pussy? and after careful examination i have come to the conclusion that yes, you are a pussy.
Jul 5 2006 5:38PM
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dlite!
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 87
your an alcoholic if you drive to get beer while drinking beer.
Jul 5 2006 5:38PM
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eheath
Posts: 61102 - Karma: 118,261
A beer a day is actually good for your heart.
Jul 5 2006 5:39PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
You can't have my liver.
Jul 5 2006 5:39PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
i think it was only liek when i had no money ofr more beer, and i only had one left.. so i baught a 6 pac the next day cause it was payday... and no i am not a pussy cause i was liek smashed all canada day weekend... it was like constantly drinking i never had any water beer was my water... and vodka... and rum and yah the list goes on
Jul 5 2006 5:40PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
no i think that you are thinking to much about it....
Jul 5 2006 5:42PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
yes, I'll come down right now and take all of your alcoholic beverages from you.
Jul 5 2006 5:44PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
well people are just liek your an alchoholic... and all this and i'm like i am not, then drink the rest of my beer... and i told my boss that at bluenotes and they were like wow your a real winner and i was liek what a guy cant liek the taste of beer.. its like my pop(for you people in the US thats "soda") except its acctuiolly good for you.. where as pop(soda) will eat the shit out of your stomach.
Jul 5 2006 5:45PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
The first step to knowing the problem is admitting to it, SO ADMIT! Oh and nice name change. ;)
Jul 5 2006 5:50PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
glad you noticed... and i'm not admiting to nothign.. so fuck that.. haha and ya it's funny when i made a thread saying woo 4,000 posts and some guy was like wow i've never heard of you before... haha it was great, and yah i'm no alchoholic till drinking starts conflicting with work and i get firered for drinking on the job which i dont think will happen becasue i have done it lots before and no one seems to care
Jul 5 2006 5:56PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
I think you're not too bad... i however realized that i am an alcoholic :( My parents told me it was in my genes . i guess lately I've just lived up to it. $2000 in the past month on booze. i gotta chill
Jul 5 2006 6:09PM
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ParkCityJEW
Posts: 116 - Karma: 10
dude! epic drinking fur sure bra! wow wow and wow like your so cool for drinking and telling newschoolers bout how you drink so much! fucking epic braaaaaaaa



your not a alchoholic, your a homosexual
Jul 5 2006 6:15PM
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Gtweaker
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 19
no not close
Jul 5 2006 6:22PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
you should definately try to keep it up for a couple years.....go for the record. longest drunk streak. when you froget what day you're on, you're an alcoholic.
Jul 5 2006 6:43PM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
no your not a alchoholic, your just a collage student. I do like the idea about going for the logest drunk streak tho
Jul 5 2006 6:49PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
yeah it sounds like you could drink alot less
Jul 5 2006 6:54PM
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zackskis
Posts: 482 - Karma: 11
when you are an alcoholic you put your need to drink above your need to eat and you spend all your money on booze and then when you run out of money you steal it and then get arrested and got to jail for petty theft and then shake all day because they dont let you drink in there
Jul 5 2006 6:58PM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12
DO you feel like you HAVE to drink?
Jul 5 2006 6:59PM
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TRIppEN
Posts: 1603 - Karma: 18
come back to us in a week and report, then we'll see
Jul 5 2006 7:01PM
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mattster
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beer=cool in a can
Jul 5 2006 7:08PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
dude try to aspire to be an alcoholic, your quest is just begining
Jul 5 2006 7:33PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
ya heard
Jul 5 2006 7:54PM
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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
no your not an alcy, you haven't even drank that much. being an alchy menas drinking and getting drunk everynight for a long time or liek eveyr second night for a long time, liek at leats a month +
Jul 5 2006 7:57PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
you make it sound like beer is the healthiest thing to hit the world ever
Jul 5 2006 8:52PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
" liek i can stop any time i want to, bt i just choose not to.. " haha then just TRY to stop. and you cant.
Jul 5 2006 8:59PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
you can never drink too much beer
Jul 5 2006 9:00PM
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Jessbuff
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but not for the liver. and don't think that your liver isn't important. there are more diseases caused by a damaged liver than there are for a damaged heart.

that being said, your body is pretty resiliant. it can take some abuse for a few years. just don't continue drinking like a fish all your life. then you'll be screwed.
Jul 5 2006 10:33PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
that hasnt worked out well for me in the past
Jul 5 2006 10:46PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
can't believe no one has said it yet- but from one boozer to another- you're only an alcoholic if you go to meetings.

so no meetings you can avoid that label that drives away employers, hot girls and everything else you want in life. keep boozin, just find a good team to booze with.
Jul 5 2006 10:48PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
keep crackin the brew
Jul 5 2006 10:55PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
if your an alcholic idk what that makes me. Ive chilled out now but at the end of the semester i averaged just under 3 5th size bottles of jameson whiskey per weekend
Jul 5 2006 10:56PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
if u ask me it sounds oretty noobish
but who am i to say that
ive never woken up and started drinkin
Jul 5 2006 10:58PM
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Layla
Posts: 102 - Karma: 10
looks like i know a lot of alcoholics... i think that ur statement needs the word 'alone' added onto it.
Jul 5 2006 11:14PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHHAHADHAHAHHA!!!!!
Jul 6 2006 12:12AM
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NWFlow
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 61
thats what i was thinking...
Jul 6 2006 12:27AM
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tay03usa
Posts: 542 - Karma: 11
you may not be an alcoholic but i am
Jul 6 2006 11:53AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
if you dont drink the beer a day do you go crazy? do you require it to do daily functions?
Jul 6 2006 12:41PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
dude wow your so cool for useing the word "bra" and "epic" and trying to sound liek your cool i just asked a fucking question i dont need a newb liek you to fucking tell me shit... you cunt bag
Jul 6 2006 1:26PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 194
No, you are not an alcoholic. You started drinking last week. You are no where even remotley close to alcoholism. It takes a long time of heavy drinking to become an alcoholic.
Jul 6 2006 1:32PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
k sweet... that leaves me off the list.. to celebrate lets all drink till we cannot stand and are all falling down.... to the strip bar!... dun nu nu nu nu nu nuna STRIP CLUB!.. haha
Jul 6 2006 1:43PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
hahaha yup
Jul 6 2006 2:11PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
you should really get on that sig
Jul 6 2006 2:27PM
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