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Trimming facial hair is a piss off

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Anathema
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i normally rock the goatee, but after a few days, i get lookin pretty shaggy and need to trim it up. unfortunately, i'm one of those guys that spends like 10 minutes trying to get it perfectly symmetrical - shave too much on the left, then too much on the right, and so on - and i get frustrated to the point where i just shave it all off. GAH!! i hate having no facial hair too.... i look too young. i just want to have my facial hair grow to a certain point, then STAY that length forever. trimming sucks.

annnndd that's my story. yaayyyyyyyy!!
Jul 2 2006 10:47PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
cool story hansel


that is why i dont have facial hair
Jul 2 2006 10:50PM
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jimmychung
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hahaha yeah i'm like that too. one time i was trying to get my sideburns level, but for some reason i was having the toughest time getting them even. higher left, higher right, etc.
eventually they got to the point where i had almost no sideburn left, i look retarded.
hahah i'm stupid.
Jul 2 2006 10:50PM
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Jessbuff
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worst part about shaving is when sweat gets into your pores, even hours after a shave, it fucking stings. i've tried all sorts of post shaving products. fucking stings. i hate it.
Jul 2 2006 10:52PM
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stayclassy
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thanks olaf
Jul 2 2006 10:56PM
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Redstar
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and I realized, I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
Jul 2 2006 11:27PM
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ski_cartel
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just do what i do, be lazy are rarely shave at all. I look kinda shaggy but what ever. I really dont care and i dont have to take out my id when at a liquor store
Jul 2 2006 11:32PM
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Shawnyawny
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the shaggy look is so hot! keep up with that shit, we girls like it!
Jul 2 2006 11:34PM
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Anathema
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nooooo..... no you really don't. i'm talkin hippy style shaggy in its purest sense, and not semi-shagged with a bit of facial scruff, still being well groomed.


you like:

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not:

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Jul 3 2006 1:04AM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
Hahaha^
Jul 3 2006 1:29AM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
yeaa trimming does suck i know exactly what you mean. but i'm heading to europe in a couple days and i'm not shaving till i get back. that should be fun.... and itchy...
Jul 3 2006 2:55AM
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ski_cartel
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dear god man i didnt mean grow it out like that, the first picture is closer to what i look like, sept my gun is bigger
Jul 3 2006 3:03AM
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eLevate
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holy shit dude, i know that guy!
Jul 3 2006 10:58AM
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Leckett
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i keep slicing my adams apple when i shave. its quite anoying
Jul 3 2006 11:02AM
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ski_cartel
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try tilting your head back to streach it out?
Jul 3 2006 11:05AM
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Leckett
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i do that but the blades keep catching and theyll shave a little layer of skin off which fuckin buuuurns in the shower
Jul 3 2006 11:28AM
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skifiend
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I use the big old clippers to keep my goat in check. They are a bit unweldy...but they cut so well it keeps everything tight like a.....well you get the idea.
Jul 3 2006 1:53PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i definately shave it down a bit with scissors, but its the trimming the spots where you don't want the hair. trying to get those areas symmetrical are bloody well impossible
Jul 4 2006 2:34PM
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Mat.
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^ who cares man, scumbags for life.
Jul 4 2006 2:42PM
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jS.torgeRseN
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shave is shit
Jul 4 2006 3:26PM
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timmi
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yeah im still waitin for puberty. mom says it will be here eventually
Jul 4 2006 3:32PM
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Elijah.
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Hahahahahahaha
Jul 4 2006 4:12PM
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Grimace.
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my gun is 5 storys tall
Jul 4 2006 4:12PM
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Liam.
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no way brad
Jul 4 2006 4:13PM
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720laxskier
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dont shave for like a week ata time-i love it my girlfriend hates it
Jul 4 2006 5:06PM
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TannerBalls
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like omg trimming facial hair sucks soooo much
Jul 4 2006 5:17PM
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minihef
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its all about having a beard trimmer, then you can keep your stubble at any desirable length and avoid being clean shaven or looking to scruffy
Jul 4 2006 5:24PM
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bitchassphatz
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na facial hair sucks, just wait till you have to shave everyday. pretty lame. it's cool when you first get it, i'll admitt i was in love with my beard. but then you shave and everyone is like 'who are you' and then you have to shave forever, because you don't wanna be known as the kid who has the beard, that's jsut not cool after 18. so, enjoy your childish face, you're only gonna get older.
Jul 4 2006 5:28PM
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BeerGoggles
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No, trimming pubes....THAT'S a piss off
Jul 4 2006 5:28PM
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bitchassphatz
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wor di was jsut going to add that. in addition to pubes, ass hair is probably the worst. it stinks and its hard to get to.
Jul 4 2006 5:29PM
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Caden
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justin you don't have a goatee you have a dirty french chin thingy!
Jul 4 2006 7:36PM
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cottonwoodarmada1651
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and then i thought, "wait a second hansel...haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days? and isn't there a chance some of this might be in your mind?"
Jul 6 2006 2:16AM
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Elijah.
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So so so so so so true

Jul 6 2006 2:18AM
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rhcp
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I sorta just leave my ass hair alone....it's not even worth the venture there.

I was so pissed, I did the same thing the guy at the top of the thread did. I just grew out muttonchops but shaved them off because i fucked up trimming them so they had to go.
Jul 6 2006 12:34PM
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Liam.
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just dont even fuckin bother
Jul 6 2006 4:22PM
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killabees
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hansel, hes so hot right now
Jul 6 2006 4:24PM
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RockandRollTroll
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lmao
Jul 6 2006 6:22PM
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Jake...
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played.
Jul 6 2006 6:28PM
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futurespin
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turn into this guy, the intimidation factor is a definite plus with the ladies.

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Jul 6 2006 6:31PM
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Redstar
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Andre Orlovski, yayyer. He's gonna kick ass on Sunday.
Jul 6 2006 7:04PM
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720laxskier
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id be scared
Jul 6 2006 10:12PM
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jex
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it's all about the mustache. Grow one Quick...werd
Jul 7 2006 1:32AM
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Redstar
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Moustaches are instant pedophile-makers. Put a moustace on the nicest guy you know, and automatically you want him to stay away from your kids.
Jul 8 2006 12:30AM
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(Jonesy)
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i know what you mean man. sometimes, when i shave my ball hair into an abraham lincoln, i get so frustrated. then i keep shaving more and more until theres nothing left.
Jul 8 2006 5:02AM
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