so i was on my way to the skatepark and a state trooper whiped around. ( i was going 80 ) he asked for my registration. and i opened my glove box and still had my swisher sweets in there.
he asked if i ever fill them with anything. i was like no ( cuz i seriously dont smoke weed)
anyways he asked if he should bring a dog out to sniff around.i was like no, i dont have anything.
so he was like get out and stand 15 yards away. im gonna search ur car.
so hes smelling my bottles. somehow missed my lemonade with vodka. he shoulda been able to smell that.
i thought for sure he woulda smelt my nalgene bottle in my truck which i had just dumped out my vcodka. but he didnt. SO LUCKY.
he smelt beer in one of my pop cans. so he asked if he could give a breathalizer, i passed. and then he gave me a warning on the speeding.
i got sooooo lucky!!!!