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johanblaze
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if you haven't already seen this flick, check it out. fucking insanely good porno. the only downside is it costs $60.

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there is a trailer at http://www.piratesxxx.com/main.php?flash=true#
Jun 29 2006 6:36PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
HAHA SIICKK! thats hott!
Jun 30 2006 1:01PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
time to search limewire
Jun 30 2006 2:00PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Hahahahha
Jun 30 2006 2:41PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
this guy at work had that tee on today
Jul 7 2006 11:13PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
haha
Jul 7 2006 11:20PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
it fucken sucks
Jul 8 2006 9:58AM
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Beamer12
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did u buy it
Jul 8 2006 10:01AM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
so sean are you saying you bought this?
Jul 8 2006 10:25AM
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LDuggan420
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bahhaha this is hilarious
Jul 8 2006 10:29AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
That Carmen girl is the only really hot one there.
Jul 8 2006 10:32AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
no, i downloaded it a while ago. the sex isnt all that good in it and the whole movie was dark and you couldnt really see too much detail cuz it was so dark
Jul 8 2006 2:40PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Well I downloaded it and it was fine, not dark. A lot of lesbian scenes in it. It's okay. The threesome thing with Teagan and Devon wasn't very good... which sucks because Devon is a fucking hottie.

Trust Sean to find one of the few full-length pornos I HAVE pirated (lol pun) over the past year. But I wouldn't pay money for porn... high budget? My ass. I once had a conversation with Jib_this about people who buy DVD porn, he said there are a lot of different angles and special features, but I wasn't sold.
Jul 8 2006 2:47PM
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plankster
Posts: 87 - Karma: 10
"You're the greatest pirate hunter in the world!!"
Jul 8 2006 2:48PM
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FuckThePolice
Posts: 2088 - Karma: 17
obviously nobody has seen it because jesse jane is fugly, her tits are messed up and honestly that does not even compare to bellea loves jenna, the highest production cost of any porno ever made
Jul 8 2006 2:53PM
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StealthSteez
Posts: 3183 - Karma: 11
I am currently downloading it illegally :D
Jul 8 2006 2:58PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
no. a friend owns it.
Jul 8 2006 3:00PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
dude this movie has been out for like a year now... it won a shit load of awards for best porn last year... and it has jesse jane in it :D jesse janes a total goddess of porn
Jul 8 2006 3:13PM
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FuckThePolice
Posts: 2088 - Karma: 17
she is fugly
Jul 8 2006 3:21PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
and some guy just said the was FUGLY...
Jul 8 2006 3:22PM
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FuckThePolice
Posts: 2088 - Karma: 17
go look at that bitches nipples. they are fucking pepperoni nipples. and her face is all fucked up from plastic surgery. but hey if your into that...
Jul 8 2006 3:28PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
if you had the chance you'd tap that... dont lie.. i know i would
Jul 8 2006 3:37PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343

i'd rather have pepperoni tits than salami tits.

i'd fuck her.

Jul 8 2006 3:43PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
the first one looks like lisa maree presly
Jul 8 2006 7:12PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
oh shit HD dvd
Jul 8 2006 7:14PM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
looks like it, but for only 59.99 out to can enjoy this great movie. 
Try reading the thread next time
Jul 8 2006 7:25PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
I saw it, nothing too amazing, but maybe i just didnt bother watching the whole thing.. But otherwise, yeah, it is much better than a typical porno i suppose...
Jul 8 2006 7:39PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
is the new ns allowed porno?

nice.
Jul 8 2006 7:42PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Porno DISCUSSION...
Jul 8 2006 10:23PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
jesse jane is hot and will take a facial anytime. in my book, shes a winner
Jul 8 2006 11:32PM
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gab_mori7
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 55
I saw it too, That's quality.
I like the scene with zombies skeleton!
Jul 9 2006 12:02AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
yea, we all love porno
Jul 9 2006 1:33AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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hahahah that made me giggle
Jul 9 2006 2:28AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
jules jordan vids are much better
Jul 9 2006 10:45AM
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M+M
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this is halarious, what if porns actually started getting hard core plots and good actors, and started getting reviews in the news paper and everything
Jul 9 2006 11:56AM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Just watched it, dece flick... Oh and isohunt has it on .avi so no extracting is necisary...
Jul 9 2006 6:23PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
burn
Jul 9 2006 9:27PM
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