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Get your dog drunk

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MattTweak
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can you get your dog drunk?
Jun 22 2006 12:21AM
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iskilibertys
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go try...im not going to
Jun 22 2006 12:23AM
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crooks
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u obviously havent seen big momma's house 2
Jun 22 2006 12:24AM
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FUUUCK
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get yourself drunk
Jun 22 2006 12:25AM
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MattTweak
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^ well i was but i wanna know about my dog. its in movies and shit
Jun 22 2006 12:26AM
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Eazy_Eags
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go for it
Jun 22 2006 12:27AM
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S-Titterington
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hes not old enough
Jun 22 2006 1:05AM
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CKpolicy
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youre proud that you have?
Jun 22 2006 1:19AM
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_crakajak_
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thats REALLY stupid.




















what a waste of sum perfectly gud alkz!!!
Jun 22 2006 1:20AM
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CJHski
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you can get hime stoned, blow smoke into the dogs ear
Jun 22 2006 1:53AM
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squibble
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getting him/her stoned would be safer, my friend does it, nothing happens except he got really reallly tired. i thinks its kinda cruel tho
Jun 22 2006 1:57AM
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squibble
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hahaha watch the red head kid when he starts to lipsink,http://www.addictingclips.com/Clip.aspx?key=0C61362E46A2E826
Jun 22 2006 2:01AM
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tBenz
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how about you let your dog live its life instead of playing with it like its some piece of shit. treat it like a pet, not a toy.
Jun 22 2006 2:01AM
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babysteeze84
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bump.
Jun 22 2006 2:38AM
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JAYTRON
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YEP
Jun 22 2006 7:16AM
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KRASHED
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those guys suck so bad
Jun 22 2006 7:24AM
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hk_
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Ive gotten birds drunk before. Soaked bread in vodka and put it out. Hahaha,They were just laying on the ground.
Jun 22 2006 7:32AM
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SkiCrzy
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haha, that would be so funny
Jun 22 2006 10:29AM
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hurrisun
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theres a story at r skool that sum kdis would always hot box this room wiht there dog/cat in it and after liek 6 months of doing it like 3 times a week wiht it it died
Jun 22 2006 10:49AM
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jibsworth
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not a good idea.. if you kill your dog you are gonna feel like sheit
Jun 22 2006 10:49AM
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7X
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ive done it on accident. she was drinking outta our yager bottles. She started acting really weird and starred at the moon for like 3 hours. I felt really bad.
Jun 22 2006 10:54AM
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Norred
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my dog drinks beer but I never let him have enough to get drunk. I don't want him puking. I do get him high. When we smoke he sits and stares at us the same way he does when we're eating. We cup our hands around his nose and blow and after a few hits he gets really wild and chases his tail and stuff. He's really intrigued by mirrors too. Then he goes to sleep.
Jun 22 2006 10:57AM
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Astomp
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ive seen dogs get drunk. they know when to stop though. we went camping and this dog would take cans puncture them with his teeth and drink. got drunk and passed out. we picked it up and put it in the tent without it waking up.
Jun 22 2006 11:02AM
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FartBoy05
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my friend put his cat in a pillow case and smoked several bowls and blew it in. It died
Jun 22 2006 11:44AM
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Astomp
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ha ha what? insane. ha ha
Jun 22 2006 11:45AM
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creighton
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my dad got our dog drunk once.. it was walked around like caughing for a while then it just laid on its side and watched everyone for a while till he fell asleep
Jun 22 2006 11:58AM
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Julien.
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dont waste liquor on a dog
Jun 22 2006 1:44PM
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hk_
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Haha
Jun 22 2006 1:45PM
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Notorious_BLT
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a couple of my friends got their dogs drunk, they usually love beer
Jun 22 2006 1:46PM
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MattTweak
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so i got the dog drunk last night and it was hilarious. he couldnt walk for shit and was bumpin into shit then passed out
Jun 22 2006 2:58PM
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eastAR5
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i got my friends cat so stoned it could barely move
Jun 22 2006 2:59PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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get him high they love it and will eventually sniff ur stashes out if u lose them
Jun 22 2006 3:00PM
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deathcookie
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that is cruel... but funny
Jun 22 2006 3:09PM
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III
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Its not funny because a lot of times animals get seizures when you give them even a little bit of alchohol. Not cool. Not funny. Go jerk them off instead, asshole.
Jun 22 2006 3:17PM
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MattTweak
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yea i got him so high earlier in the day. i made a gravity bong and on the end of the straw where smoke comes out i put a bagg and put it over his face. he was acting like me when i get really stoned, he was twitchin and shit and when he moved he was wobbley
Jun 22 2006 3:20PM
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III
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i think that's a really cruel thing to do.
Jun 22 2006 3:25PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Why is it cruel? A lot of dogs love it (they'll come running up to you when you break out your bag). So if they like it, is it still cruel? I don't get my dog high cause she doesn't like it. That would be cruel.
Jun 22 2006 3:29PM
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MattTweak
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^ i can see where you are coming from, but evem though they dont know why they are feeling so wierd they are having a good time. my dog was wasted he had 1 shot of 80proof jose cuervo and he weighs 10lbs and was runnin around playing w/ my big dog.
Jun 22 2006 3:30PM
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Notorious_BLT
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my friend got his dog stoned and now when he smokes in the garage the dog scratches at the door
Jun 22 2006 3:33PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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They know why. Dogs are smart.
Jun 22 2006 3:33PM
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brizz
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my friend has a pug that loves to smoke, he'll follow the bowl around the room or if someone is smoking a cig, you blow smoke at him he just licks the air. Not the smartest dog though
Jun 22 2006 3:34PM
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zackskis
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dogs love beer
Jun 22 2006 3:37PM
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invisman
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My friend's 8 pound dog ate two and a half of his weed brownies and had to go to the doggie hospital. He had to be put on an IV.
Jun 22 2006 4:01PM
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invader7
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ya my dogs alays lick it out of the bottom of glasses and my dad got his rat drunk once when he was a kid
Jun 22 2006 4:05PM
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Redstar
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We got some chick's terrier drunk, by putting down a lid from come container, filling it with Vodka, and putting a fish-cracker in it. When the dog tried to lick out the cracker, he drank the vodka. He was running into shit in no time.
Jun 22 2006 8:55PM
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liukangkid
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yes you can but i wouldnt he would probably get really sick
Jun 22 2006 9:00PM
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suzia
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did it last summer, put beer in his water dish. we also got a chipmunk drunk, accidentally spilt vodka on the dock. its muscles got all stiff and it crawled back to its hole, that was funney
Jun 22 2006 9:13PM
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doritos
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why waste perfectly good vodka on a dog? that shits expensive.
Jun 22 2006 9:38PM
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niels.
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sort of off topic but not completely...
this one guy i know told me a story of his friend who was trippin off lsds one night just raging in his apartment and he thought itd be sick if he jumped off his balcony so he did.
and then he landed on his cat with both feet and it blew up. so my freind walks in the next day and asks what hes doing and the guy goes.. "cleaning up my cat"

kinda gnarly but funny nonetheless
Jun 22 2006 11:10PM
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steezy-joe
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i dont know but i got a moth high onetime, no shit, it tried flying and was all over the place.
Jun 22 2006 11:11PM
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