If you post something decent from ebaums on here, there a pretty good chance its been posted already.
But yeah, that is hilarious. I can't believe that.
Cheap Vodka for pre-game --- $10
Admission to TKE Party --- $5
Large Pizza from Antoons --- $5
Getting Cock-Blocked by Carl Krauser... Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else (like like a megaphone to scream "fuck you" at the captain of the #9 basketball team in the country after he piss's off the roomate of the chick who's taking you home) there's debit mastercard... accepted at college campuses around the country.