To all who are fans..I think the show is as good-was as good when the Simpsons were decent (mid 3rd-4th-5th season). Anywho just thought Ide start another posting to get rid of the boredom.
Chris: Dad its mom!
Peter: God, Please be summerset mom please be summerset mom...hello?
Lois: I was just calling to check up on my boys, see how you were doing...
Peter: Uhhhh ye were fine...
Lois: Whats all that noise? ( to the party going on with the other owners of the house)
Peter: Uhhh nothing nothing...(takes out tape recorder and holds it up to the phone...Lois voice sounds off as the play button is pressed PETER I NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH)
Peter: Ok Lois.....Lois I gotta go!
Peter: Holy crap Brian what are we going to do, Lois is gonna be home in a couple of days and were getting kicked outa the house tommorow!
Brian: What do you suggest?
Peter: GET OUT YOUR RING!
Brian: Peter thats not going to help anything!
Peter: COMMON....WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE...FORM OF STEAM!
Brian: We got these rings in a box of Francenberries.