blacking out is half the fun.. you never know where you're going to wake up or who you're going to wake up with. And if you're in a strange place, piecing it together helps make the walk back home that much shorter.
Your conversation in your head sounds something like this: "Where did I put my sandals.. shit, this chick is kinda ugly, lets escape while she's still asleep.. dam, i forgot to take the condom off, where's the trashcan?" .... awkward meeting of the roomate in the hallway, just keep your head low and don't say too much to her. "shit, i think i slapped my friend's girlfriends ass last night, how do i explain that one... will have to send a card". "Damn, i'm late for class. Oh well, I'll just drop into the back wearing the same thing I had on last night, nobody will notice....". Check call history on cellphone -- Dam, i think i called my dad.. hope I didn't say anything embarassing, how will I find out? Who called Europe on this thing? 20 minutes too! Fuck, I'll have to remember to google up that number when I get to a computer. fucking friends. Now, how much did I spend?? I remember buying a 40 of rum and drinking that... I then bought a pitcher at the bar, jager, jager, jager, vodka/bulls... blackout... what happened to the $100 cash I had?? Damn, I used my subway stamps too!! I wish I could remember what it taseted like. I need some water to drink. A shower will feel good too, I hate being in public without my hat.
See?? Life's that much more adventureus that way than just waking up and making cereal and watching the weather network.