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Who has watched the "kohl schoening promotional video"?
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ive seen it in a few threads and i would just like to say that this epitomises what is wrong with skiing in many respects. the guy simply can't ski. i'm sorry to make you the center of conversation here as ive never met you and your probably a great bloke, but im damn sick of people who cant actually ski but can throw a corked 5 mute in the park or do a switch up or spin onto a rail. You could throw a lot in the park but when you went to drop a 20 foot cliff it looked like you had never skiied in your life. your technique was all wrong and this shows in your park skiing. you land a lot of jumps back seat, in fact you ski back seat pretty much full stop, your too erect, your hands are way too loose and spray from your body, and the list could go on. you might claim, "well thats my style", but at the end of the day, theres ten year old kids out there who can throw these tricks, which basically proves anyone can do it if they hav the balls. throw someone in the back country and in the pow and then you can see their true skiing ability, or even if you just analyse their park skiing, and im sorry to say it again, but u cant ski mate, and u are a big part of whats wrong with this ski industry. innovation is never going to occur from people who cant actually ski, because these park skiiers like yourself who cant actually ski to save their life, are so limited with technicality. park skiing is still skiing, and as long as this is the case, we can only take the sport so far if we're going to be park skiiers who cant ski. learn to ski before you hit the park, its better for the sport!
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never mind that comment but me make this alias? why would i do that? i have never been associated with this kid in any way
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schoening we should ski together at baker or crystal if you ever come up here
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check the ip addresses bitch they won't match up so please don't accuse me for something without any reasonable evidence
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PLUS you are modest and definitely not a pompous prick!
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i wish i was going to hn session 3 so i could shove my pole in your eyesockets you fucking retard
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you guys care way too much about this. jsut go cut in the dark and the pain will be released from ur body
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well in person i am rather modest but it was nescescarry to say that to get my point across
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from what ive seen and heard from you you are a huge claimer and youre certainly not modest, kohl is better than you, get over it, dont talk shit on him CAUSE HES BETTER THAN YOU. if you want someone whose modest look at kohl, kids better than me but doesnt go telling me about cause he doesnt have to, hes not that kind of kid.
what j dub said about the east coast is true in a way, but only in the case of this kid talkin shit, but i also agree with giray, alot of kids on the east coast could fuckin shred the gnar gnar freshies with anyone, but we just dont have the chance.
this needs to end, kohls better than 99% of you shit talkers, so get over it.
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im not going to argue with you aussiejibber cause your right. i am very backseat in my promo. but this is a park video. my park skiing is sooo much different then when im skiing the mountain outside of the park.
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yo buddy...why are you bashing a kid that seems modest as hell...lets face it, were not all pros on here, people just post shit for fun so other people can enjoy it, maybe you dont enjoy his promo, but thats no reason to single one person out and say they are whats wrong with the industy, theres lots of things wrong with the industry, and i surely dont think a kid that has skills posting a video of a style that he likes to ski is whats wrong with the industry. Maybe you would have a valid point if you said that the ninthward team disrespected skiing at the orage masters you may have a point, but to call someone out. Lame as fuck dude, you are whats wrong with skiing
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and son of a bitch...hes sponsored.and your not!
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hahahhaa and since im observing things, under your name it says your lame...and you are!
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im pretty sure almost every pro skier does the whole erect "heed" thing these days. At least all the kids i see do.
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I just realized that makes me sound anti-kohl, i love your skiing and you deserve every sponsor. Ill sponsor you, your on my factory team, expect a package when i get a factory.
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The only thing that i wanna clear up is that
1. this is a park skiing video. Theres no backcountry
you can't base the way i ski out of the park by watching this video.
the way i ski in the park is much different then the way i ski outside of the park
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I never talked shit on Kohl, chill out pal, besides how can you make assumptions of my skiing if you've never seen me ski?
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bingo
bingo
bingo
yes thank you
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yea, east coasters learn on ice. they can definitly ski snow when they go out west.
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jesus, now everyone is getting mad at erik? this is seriously the reason people hate ns. you cant state an opinion without being bashed or accussed of some bullshit.
i stand by my statement defending kohl, but im also going to defend erik (dynastarridergp)
when i met erik, he was also a racer. therefore he can ski. his last year of racing, he went to whistler for some huge race competition and did very well (i think it was second place or something?)
year after that, he quit and, like kohl, became a freeskier.
based on that story, you will see that they have similar backgrounds and that erik isnt specifically bashing kohl. and i do agree with erik and the creator of the thread about parkrats being all too common, but kohl is just an extremely poor example. as erik said, he didnt see the promo, he was just going off of what the creator of the thread said about park skier who cant ski anywhere else
and the whole concept of erik making an alias? complete bullshit. obviously the kid isnt afraid to speak his mind if he did so in this thread and received so much hate from it. i also remeber this mildly occuring in the young gun thread, though not to the same extent. so before you claim that erik made an alias to make some random ass thread, think about the post he has made before.
alright, so this was a huge, drawn out rant, but whatever, this thread should be dead by now. kohl is a sick skiier and his promo is nasty. erik is also a sick skier and i think youd all be surprised and surpassed by his skill level if you ever get to ride with him.
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ksho=good skier so stfu you bitch
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stole the song from dan keisles promo video
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you're gayer than kent kreitler.
get over yourself.
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who cares if all people want to do is grind rails. i feel important to ski well, but thats me. if people wanna pizza and french fry then cork 14 thats ill.
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if kids like the park they should ski in there as much as they want. YOU might think kids should only ski 2 runs in the park but thats your opinion
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just because you probably suck at park doesn't mean that should stop other kids from killing it in the park. you sound like one of those kids that sucks in the park so they have to talk shit like oh you can't ski outside of the park. and claim that you are a big mountain skier.
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Have you ever seen phil ski?
No...
so don't criticize him. It's a fucking internet forum, and you can't tell what he sounds like because you've never heard him speak.
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keeps going..and going... and going..
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i'm making a bigger claim, i haven't been in the gates for 2 years, call me arrogant or whatever you want for that comment but if you look at it alot of the people on this site aren't very good
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dan kiesel is a fag!!!!1!1111!!!!
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and under yours it says loner...
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well 1% of the people on this site = 854 people, in my opinion that estimate is not far off
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wow 3 pages already and i havent seen this once, im really slacking with NS
KOHL YOU SUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you suck
you suck
you suck
and that video proves it, noob
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You ski Pollard style? Isn't that a little bit pretentious?
That's like me saying I ski Mike Wilson style cause I like flat 7's. But in reality, I can't hold a candle to Mike Wilson or his style.
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Im the best skier in the world. Im not arrogant, thats just the truth...nahh not really. see the thing is, even if you are a super duper skier, you're not that great if you need to claim your greatness on an internet forum
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I meant taking freetyle to the BC, trying to imitate his style (big switch 3's and 5's) I don't ski NEARLY as well as pollard
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next year I will make sure I film kohl just skiing some groomers and out in the bc for you all
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You guys do know Kohl is gay right? So calling him a fag isn't a bad thing. He's ACTUALLY gay.
Kisses honey.
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I find the so fucking amusing.
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I just rewatched. You're so shitty. You suck.
That super slow switchup when you were upright looked gross. Followed by the HEED-LY 270 out.
Hahahahaha.
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First off lemme just say i agree 100%, kohl sucks
HAHAHAHAHHA just kidding. Kohls the man and he'll own ur aussie ass anyday. plus hes a LVL 35.
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dang it was supposed to say
i heart Kohl
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i ski park. don't get me wrong, but i do ski "BC" when i go out west. but people on the east coast don't have the oppurtunity ot drop cliffs and ski big lines. i would lilke to see half the people from utah and california come to the east coast on a solid day and throw down.
and about bode. he is actually a sick skier. he can do like 7's and backflips and stuff. idk about rails, but if you didn't know who he was and you saw him skiin gin the park. you deff. wouldn;t say "look at that fucking loser".
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By far the worst promo ive ever seen. that kohl person sucks
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HEY FUCKER, suck a dick faggot
Ur a fucking tool and i hope u get shot, cork 7 off a 65 foot cliff? what kind of fucking reason is that. go die bitch.
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kohl schoening enjoys long walks in the park
playing halo 2 late at night
and throwing steeze cab 5s
heres a side note
WHOEVER MADE THIS THREAD, POST A VIDEO EDIT OF YOURSELF SO WE CAN ALL SEE HOW GOOD AND AMAZING YOU ARE, PLEASE, PROOVE YOUR POINT ON HOW TO SKI
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