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I lost my Job!!!

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TheStamos
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I was a lifeguard but some fucking Blue kid got me fired.
Jun 12 2006 2:01AM
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Jib_This
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did you forget to give him CPR?
Jun 12 2006 2:09AM
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fappy
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good!
Jun 12 2006 2:13AM
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TheStamos
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what the fuck is CPR ?
Jun 12 2006 2:15AM
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mattster
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the canadian pacific railway, it was concived by our first prime minister in an effort to link canada from coast to coast...
Jun 12 2006 3:06AM
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Holte
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what's a blue kid?
Jun 12 2006 3:07AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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idk either
Jun 12 2006 3:36AM
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=Carson=
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Hmm mabey he let a kid drown and he turned blue! :)
Jun 12 2006 3:45AM
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=Carson=
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or blue is a lake, and a kid there got him fired
Jun 12 2006 3:47AM
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TheStamos
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words.
Jun 12 2006 4:50AM
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Lateralis
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you were a lifeguard and didnt know what cpr was.... you my friend are a dumbass
Jun 12 2006 4:53AM
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TheStamos
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you actually beleive that i dont know Cpr and im a lifeguard? .. The only thing i cant do is swim, im scared of the water and i dont know how to swim so i just hope everyone is good enough not to drown.
Jun 12 2006 5:31AM
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CooksCorner
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Did some kid really die? That must have been weird.
Jun 12 2006 9:11AM
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jack_weisman
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you killed a kid
Jun 12 2006 10:44AM
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Antoine.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jun 12 2006 10:50AM
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ski_cartel
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my problem is i dont know if he's serous or not, my guess is on not
Jun 12 2006 10:50AM
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bp.lando
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Jun 12 2006 10:50AM
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ski_cartel
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do you just have ranod picktures of birds with text to fit every situation?
Jun 12 2006 10:54AM
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bp.lando
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[img]http://orlyowl.com/orly.jpg[img]
Jun 12 2006 10:56AM
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bp.lando
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Jun 12 2006 10:57AM
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Dr.Dank
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Jun 12 2006 10:58AM
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KEVTRON
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Jun 12 2006 11:45AM
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ski_cartel
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hahahahaha now that answers my question
Jun 12 2006 11:47AM
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Elijah.
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god i love that owl
Jun 12 2006 11:53AM
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MrScruff
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Jun 12 2006 12:07PM
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Ghst
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Hahaha that one was good
Jun 12 2006 12:12PM
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TheStamos
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HAHA that fucking owl gets me everytime!
Jun 12 2006 2:45PM
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andrewg
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no, you my friend are a dumbass...he was sarcastic btw retard. and do you think they would have hired him if he didnt get trainined for cpr? no dumbass
Jun 12 2006 2:52PM
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TheStamos
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The best thing ever when your sitting in a chair on the lake lookin all noble and in charge and people ask you if you like lifeguarding and you reply. " it would be easier if i knew how to swim " and do say anything else... excelent!
Jun 12 2006 2:55PM
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Chubby.Chaser
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do you not need to be certified to be a lifeguard?
Jun 12 2006 2:56PM
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Mat.
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EHHHHH DUMBASS?
Jun 12 2006 2:57PM
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Chubby.Chaser
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like do a course and stuff i mean? and if so, how did you pass the course without being able to swim?
Jun 12 2006 2:57PM
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TheStamos
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you need ^ lifeguard training and Cpr at the very least. I have both of those , AED and waterfront lifeguarding certs with WSI.
Jun 12 2006 2:57PM
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andrewg
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Jun 12 2006 2:58PM
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TheStamos
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but fuck swimming, they say tahoe is a "freshwater lake " fucking conspiracy, there are still sharks in there ive seen them! Plus i would just sink because i dont know how to swim.
Jun 12 2006 2:59PM
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Mat.
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Jun 12 2006 3:02PM
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timmi
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a blue kid didnt get you fired. you were trippin on acid, saw a blue kid and then freaked out and got fired.
Jun 12 2006 3:14PM
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andrewg
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Jun 12 2006 3:51PM
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TheStamos
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haha ... use NUKKA next time though.
Jun 12 2006 4:02PM
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Mat.
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Claimer
Jun 12 2006 4:07PM
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TheStamos
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Jun 12 2006 4:08PM
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TheStamos
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Jun 12 2006 4:09PM
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andrewg
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n00b!!!
Jun 12 2006 4:11PM
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TheStamos
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uhhu
Jun 12 2006 5:07PM
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l337
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I hope you find it
Jun 12 2006 5:09PM
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