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Mini_Phinney
Posts: 316 - Karma: 1,436
really lucky to have nature as a female presence because if mother nature was infact father nature women would either have no purpose at all on our planet or they would serve as pleasurers and baby carriers to men

right?
Jun 12 2006 1:47AM
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ride_switch
Posts: 586 - Karma: 22
wrong, they don't have only 2 purposes...
Jun 12 2006 1:50AM
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Mini_Phinney
Posts: 316 - Karma: 1,436
what are the other ones

beside pleasuring (that includes cooking)
Jun 12 2006 1:53AM
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kristie
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and what's your oh-so-important purpose? making stupid threads on newschoolers.com?
Jun 12 2006 2:16AM
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Gnarshred
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^oh snap!!!

but really, i believe none of us have any further purpose than to reproduce
Jun 12 2006 2:26AM
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Holte
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they smell nice
Jun 12 2006 3:49AM
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MitchPee
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at least they are good drivers...
Jun 12 2006 6:12AM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 43
women are costly
Jun 12 2006 7:29AM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
cant live without them, but are sure hard to understand somtimes, take care of them or someone else will
Jun 12 2006 7:32AM
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swTroyanchick
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as if guys wouldnt be hard to understand ?
Jun 12 2006 8:21AM
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Leckett
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they look good, they smell good, and your run over your own mother just to get one!
Jun 12 2006 8:35AM
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ski_cartel
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they are good for other things
Jun 12 2006 9:52AM
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=Worf=
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i think it was said best in as good as it gets
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Jun 12 2006 10:01AM
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jack_weisman
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uh oh, burn
Jun 12 2006 10:17AM
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ThaLetterM.
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women, cant live with em, cant kill them and bury them in your basement
Jun 12 2006 10:59AM
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Dr.Dank
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Guys dont care. Make decisions for them, cook them dinner and dont nag them. Dont overanalyze anything. We spend our time trying to understand you.


And let them be in control.
Jun 12 2006 11:09AM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
After having your way with them and wearing their skin as full body suits.









Just creeped myself out.
Jun 12 2006 11:10AM
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spasticninja
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true 'dat
Jun 12 2006 11:24AM
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PagesHouse
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hahahaaaaaa seriously this made me laugh
Jun 12 2006 11:51AM
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Mini_Phinney
Posts: 316 - Karma: 1,436
all guys want is sex...

that makes us so "complicated"???

just give us pussy and we'll be oh so happy
Jun 12 2006 12:37PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
amen to that. seriously... theres no need for girls to be complicated either.
Jun 12 2006 12:38PM
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skiierman
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So, you want to have sex?
Jun 12 2006 1:15PM
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Mat.
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excellent post sir.
Jun 12 2006 1:21PM
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Mini_Phinney
Posts: 316 - Karma: 1,436
hmmmmm

u have what we call "potential"
Jun 13 2006 2:32AM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
i see...
Jun 13 2006 10:50AM
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Leckett
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hahahahaha
Jun 13 2006 10:51AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
but not all guys want just one pussy. lots of guys are assholes who feel the need to spread their seed in various pussies.

guys are complicated in the sense that when they're single they don't want to be alone cuz they miss the good things about a relationship. But when they're taken, other girls suddenly seem so much hotter, and being single would mean they could try and get those girls.

men and women are complicated in their own respects. we should all just have a big orgy and practice polygamy.

ew.
Jun 13 2006 1:34PM
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7X
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you make freinds quickly
Jun 13 2006 1:46PM
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cottonwoodarmada1651
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so southern utah is socially progressive?
Jun 13 2006 1:47PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
yes and no.
women should be able to have multiple partners too. it's insane how much polygamy still occurs down there. especially considering in 1878 the states ruled it illegal and that it wasnt protected under the constitution. the ruling was that religious beliefs are protected but not their practices.
Jun 13 2006 2:21PM
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ski_cartel
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thats pretty crazy, im not gona lie
Jun 13 2006 2:29PM
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--Daniel--
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you are a sexist asshole. if you think that women are only here to pleasure men then you are a fucking retard. if you believe that, then what is a man's purpose? to have sex? do you think that is your only purpose in life? i doubt it.

think before you make stupid threads next time asshole
Jun 13 2006 2:41PM
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alaskadrifter
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Wasnt that on the news a lil while back? I heard the women there are treated like crap.
Jun 13 2006 4:20PM
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nut
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Monogamous mammals
1. Ducks
2. Eagles
3. Foxes
4. Geese
5. Gibbons
6. Lynx
7. Marmosets
8. Mountain lions
9. Swans
10. Wolves"

Another interesting tidbit:

Monogamous animals may be more likely to die out

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/05/030527084621.htm
Jun 13 2006 4:29PM
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skiierman
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Psht, I wish.
Jun 13 2006 6:57PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
women cook, clean, and raise the children
Jun 13 2006 7:08PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
make me a sandwich, bitch
Jun 13 2006 7:09PM
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Stan_Darsh
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im just kidiing you are not a bitch, but make me a sandwich
Jun 13 2006 7:14PM
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Jessbuff
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please and thank you might help
Jun 13 2006 7:15PM
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eastcoastcavvy
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by the way, ducks and eagles aren't mammals. they are birds. but lobsters are monogamous too.
Jun 13 2006 7:22PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
Lobster die when they are too hot,
when girls are hot they start cookin
Jun 13 2006 9:09PM
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cottonwoodarmada1651
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haha...no maybe women are more like refrigerators...they're about six feet tall and 350 pounds.
Jun 14 2006 1:40AM
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J.Bass
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what?
Jun 14 2006 1:54AM
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hk_
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
Not everyone...
Jun 14 2006 1:56AM
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