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So last nite Im going out to meet up with a group of friends for a few (read A SHITLOAD) of cold amber beverages. I pregame with a six pack of Cartlon Draught (Good Aussie beer). I follow this up at the bar with pints, jager bombs, and bourbon and coke. Sometime during the taxi ride home I feel the overwhelming urge to vomit. Being the conscientious guy that I am, I decide not to vomit in the cab. So taking the initiative I lean as far out of the side window as I can and unleash the most furious projectile vomit this side of mexico. Just as the first wave of second hand beer and liqour comes erupting from my mouth, I realise that we are coming up to a group of young guys and girls standing by the edge of the road.
Much as I try, I cannot divert my stomach lava. My spew lands in a perfect puddle at their feet, showering shoes and shins. Feeling better, I sit back down in the cab and go home and go to bed.
Indulge us with some of your stories of vomit and heinous drunken behaviour.
hahaahahha, good work.
f you do the sickest switch cork ever people will still say why dont you have bigger pants" - Fr2planker
Oh, I forgot to add that the taxi driver high fived me for hitting the group of people and for not leaving a mess in his cab.
haha thats funny
i wish my grass was emo so it would
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yeah that happened to the first george bush and he did it all over the japanese prime minister
'they could just as well adopt the baby rather than kill it for just being the creation of some dudes cum and some womans egg, why dont we abort the guy then ?'
-ATLANTASKI, on the topic of abortion
you fucker that was you!! hahahahahaha jokes, iv done something similar befor
its like buying a ferrari and shitting in it- happywhenhard
I was driving by a club once and this girl who had just gotten in a cab suddenly gets out on the wrong side of the road and pukes her guts out, it was a funny sight.
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
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