One time my mom was like what are you listening to and I was like"elton john"and she was like "relly I didnt think you liked that kind of music" and I was like"featuring Tupac bitch JEA JEA" ---gunitthuggin
criss angel is a fucking pussy. one of my friends was walking down the street once after getting some water at a grocery. he saw fag angel trying to get a bunch of people crowded around him to do one of his tricks. well, dude told me that the guy almost started crying when he couldn't get his cameras set up exactly how he wanted them. all illusions
kissez, luv ya babe! kthxbai!
RIP I want to fuck Oprah cult
some of the stuff, he doesnt levitate near an object
We had this party dance thing at our school and i was dancin with a hot 7th grader and i started getting a semi but after grinding for a while it became a true. So pretty much I boned her up the ass while grinding, was this a good move or should I have tucked it?