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Wat is the dumbest thing u have ever done in ur life

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mariob
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me i once ate seven marbles boy was it a hasle on the pot the next day hurt like hell on fire times ten
Jun 7 2006 6:03PM
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--Daniel--
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in elemetary school we thought we were bad asses because we used to sneak into the girls basthroom to take pisses
Jun 8 2006 3:19PM
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deathcookie
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i once asked a black lady why she was covered with dirt
Jun 8 2006 3:20PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i shit my pants once
Jun 8 2006 3:30PM
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jS.torgeRseN
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Haha, did that hurt?
Jun 8 2006 3:40PM
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mariob
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^ wat the hell does that mean
Jun 8 2006 5:55PM
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SiverMike
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broke my friends bong...and anothers bubbler today.
Jun 8 2006 6:05PM
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mariob
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that is one crazyy jump wat the fuck was he thinking
Jun 8 2006 7:30PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, ithought you meant coke as in a-1 yola cociane
Jun 9 2006 10:16AM
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Mat.
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omg holy fuck
Jun 9 2006 10:24AM
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Mat.
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woops i meant to qoute this.
Jun 9 2006 10:24AM
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Leckett
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that made me laugh so fuckin hard
Jun 9 2006 10:24AM
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SnowRiders.
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yes!
Jun 9 2006 11:33AM
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A_E
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trying to stop a lawn mower blade with my hand
Jun 9 2006 3:51PM
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zanderd
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Leckett please just tell us the story
Jul 9 2006 9:58AM
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BurgRider
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thats probably one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Jul 9 2006 4:41PM
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Mmessmer
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i backed my car into a poll that i was gonna sell in order to get another car.. now i have to put money into the car that is barley worth anything so i can drive sumthing and then once i do sell the car i wont have enough to get a new car( i have a twin so we have to split the $$) so it was either fix it or give my bro 1600 bucks... so were fixing it.. btw this happened at my house going about 2 mph
Jul 9 2006 4:50PM
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tBatt
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i almost started a forest fire playing with matches once. we were doing "controlled burning" trying to make some trails (in foot high weeds) when it started to get out of control. the red x is where it started, the orange outline is where the edge of the fir spread to. the green tree is the 40 ft pine tree that almost lit on fire. we got it out my smothering it with our pants. deffinately takes the cake for dumbest/stupidest thing ive ever done in my life Click for larger image
Jul 9 2006 6:17PM
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tBatt
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i almost started a forest fire playing with matches once. we were doing "controlled burning" trying to make some trails (in foot high weeds) when it started to get out of control. the red x is where it started, the orange outline is where the edge of the fir spread to. the green tree is the 40 ft pine tree that almost lit on fire. we got it out my smothering it with our pants. deffinately takes the cake for dumbest/stupidest thing ive ever done in my life Click for larger image
Jul 9 2006 6:17PM
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hummmanawho
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i jumped off a 15 foot waterfall into sand and landed wrong, needless to say i ruptured part of my ball sack
Jul 9 2006 6:21PM
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tBatt
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o and wheni was 8, i threw a penny down some hott girls shirt and she told me i could get it out. i said no. that also has to be one of my stupider moments
Jul 9 2006 6:22PM
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FartBoy05
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"kicked a black girl when i was drunk"


Thats awesome
Jul 9 2006 6:28PM
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Peter.
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i went snowboarding for a day...I HATED IT
Jul 9 2006 6:32PM
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Leckett
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i tried a 360 off a playstructure and when i landed i twisted my ankle all gay like
Jul 9 2006 7:02PM
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FUUUCK
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shit!
Jul 9 2006 7:52PM
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LostCarKeys
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tagged a cop car...
Jul 9 2006 8:04PM
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killabees
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haha
Jul 9 2006 8:06PM
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720laxskier
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i ate a blanket... man my digestive system did'nt like that.. i kind pooped out a sock
Jul 9 2006 8:46PM
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timmi
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when i was 2 i stuck my head in a bucket of tar and ate some of it. that was dumb.

Jul 9 2006 9:19PM
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milkdud951
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dude holy shit. Same exact shit happened to me, except I didn't miss any skiing becuase i broke my collarbone like 5 weeks ago. i'm still recovering, but yea I broke it like a week and a half after getting a cast taken off my broken wrist.
Jul 9 2006 9:36PM
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Treestman
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shit ive done that twice
Jul 9 2006 11:08PM
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soulskier
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it was back in september of 02, i found newschoolers
Jul 9 2006 11:12PM
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StealthSteez
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haha owned
Jul 9 2006 11:18PM
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slice_of_mustard
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not too long ago i was in the lunch line and there was a fire extinguisher (sp?) thing, where you break the glass ya know? and the fire extinguisher was out of it and there was a ton of little tiny pieces of glass in it. so for some reason i said to my friend " look glass particles" and i reached in grabbed a handfull and squeezed it, then i stared screaming cause it hurt like hell, and i had a ton of little glass pieces stuck all over my hand. i didnt even do it to be funny, i just did it, like it was wierd.
and my friends said it was probably the funniest thing they ever saw.
Jul 10 2006 1:05AM
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Anathema
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headbutted an italian
Jul 10 2006 1:19AM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
hahahaha, oh nooo...

umm.. stupidest thing I've ever done? In preschool this boy told me that if you ate rocks they made you strong like a rock, so I ate a little rock. I don't remember anything bad happening after though.
Jul 10 2006 1:53AM
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ski_cartel
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while on a ski trip i got a wee bit drunk and a few of my friends and i decided that it would be a good idea to build a pump off the edge of the roof og the house we had rented and try to clear the 10 foot concrete padio that was next to the house. We figured that I would get enough speed to clear the patio and land on the down slope that was on the other side. So i got up on the roof and we decided that a switch 540 would be the best trick, so I then proceeded to clip into the skis without ski boots (i was just weraring skate shoes). They gave me a little push and i went down and hit the jump, i got about 270deg around befor i hit the end of the patio and my drunk ass rolled down the rest of the hill.
Jul 10 2006 2:01AM
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Anathema
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for serious..

i smoked my little sister in the head with a golf club when i was little (it was kind of a mistake though). i was swinging it in her face, being the idiot that i am, and i came to close and put a permanent dent in her forehead. she bled like crazy.
Jul 10 2006 2:03AM
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jd_1260
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went skiing wiht a broken collarbone, and then went into the park wiht it.
broke a huge double pane glass window wiht a rock, at school, on a house by the school, when were supposed to stay on school grounds, and then they called the cops and made me pay for the window.
Jul 10 2006 3:10AM
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Sk3bUm
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got into a huge fight with my ex-girlfriend which led to her breaking up with me.
Jul 10 2006 4:03AM
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Gaespar
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Leckett. Tell us please. :D
Jul 10 2006 6:24AM
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invader7
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post the video
Jul 10 2006 12:06PM
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skijunkiedtm
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i was being stupid down town tried to do a 360 off a ledge only like a foot hight it was a crowded street i landed sideways it hurt got up and walked wit a limp 4 15 min every one on the street just staired.
Jul 10 2006 12:20PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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fucked my best friends boyfriend
Jul 10 2006 2:20PM
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skiierman
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Damn, that is stupid. That's worse than the other night where I climbed on top of my car while driving on the highway and tried to ninja kick the car behind me.
Jul 10 2006 3:43PM
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killabees
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pretty much

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whoever that is jea ur the coolest
Jul 10 2006 4:10PM
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[~_~]
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I got kicked out of daycare because I kept taking off all of my clothes....except my socks. I always rocked the socks.
Jul 10 2006 4:35PM
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PLJaCks
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when i was little i told my friend to throw a rock at my moms car window...i thought i could roll it down fast enough. my mom wasn't too happy with me.
Jul 10 2006 4:37PM
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-Tristan-
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bahahaha thats hilarious, someone has wayyy to much time on their hands. im just wondering where they got the costumes...
Jul 10 2006 6:55PM
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slimbruddah
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Why'd you do it then?
Jul 11 2006 12:16AM
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