A long time ago, there was an island off the coast of Russia. The Russians decided it would be a good idea to inslave these islanders and make them work in the newly discovered land, Uh-Lah-Skuh. So the Russians sent over an army of tyrants to capture these islander people. Now this was before the island was called Japan. At the time the island was called Feeeeeekeodeo.
So the russians come over to capture these primative people. On the way over to Uh-Lah-Skuh, the Feeeeeekeodeo people were forced to dwell in small, cramped areas on the ship for 6 months. Afterwards when they got to Uh-Lah-Skuh, they worked and worked for centuries.
Then, one day, Chuck Norris came and battled all the Russians and drove them back to Russia. The Feeeeeekeodeo people didn't know what to do.
So they started reproducting.
But what was there to reproduce with?
So they found a nearby dog, and noticed that their little Feeeeeekeodeo wieners fit convieneintly in the dog's clam, so they decided to create a "super species."
Centuries later, this "super-species" are known as Native Alaskans, and do nothing but sit around a drink.
This is how the Feeeeeekeodeo got the ability to curl up into a ball and hibernate for any period of time, and how natives were created.
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