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Lance armstrong

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traer
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Its good to see lance has been cleared in the 1999 doping allegations. And that some of the blame should be focused on the French lab, and the WADA for a half ass job (all according to the Dutch investigation findings).

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cycling/news/story?id=2464102
Jun 1 2006 1:48AM
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fugative1800
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nice. he drove the pace car at indy
Jun 1 2006 1:56AM
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Cham
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LANCE = LEGEND nothing else needs to be said.
Jun 1 2006 2:24AM
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slice_of_mustard
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he has a house like 10 minuites away from me, we drove up to his house today, and the gate was open, we wanted to go up to his house soooo bad but we didint. so this summer its like our goal to tp his house.
Jun 1 2006 4:00AM
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al_britskiier
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he is awesome!!..and those french fuckers jus try to find him guilty cos they dont have any good riders
Jun 1 2006 6:15AM
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JiberXxL
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why would you want to be a bitch and tp his house. although he probably has many cleaning people to clean it up.
Jun 1 2006 2:07PM
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Ddrem
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lance is a G. i read a biography on his whole life. he is amazing.
fuck all the frechies who were just jealous that he could outride all their asses
Jun 1 2006 2:14PM
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Chubby.Chaser
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not cool
Jun 1 2006 2:24PM
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JiberXxL
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he ditched his wife after he won a some tour de frances, even after she stuck with him through the cancer
Jun 1 2006 2:25PM
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Ddrem
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mutual split. he didnt "ditch" her.
they both decided on it
Jun 1 2006 2:34PM
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slice_of_mustard
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why not? who wouldnt want to tp lance armstrongs house? plus i know someone who met him and i guess he was a total dick.
Jun 1 2006 3:35PM
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Potatoes
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yeah he's pretty fucking amazing
Jun 1 2006 4:20PM
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jimmychung
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the french are just pissed because an american basically owned "their" event for the past 7 years. it was all shit to begin with. lance is my all-time hero, i've read his autobiography and have watched him ride ever since the beginning. he is the man.
Jun 1 2006 5:12PM
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meggles
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saame here
lance is most definitely the man. basically my main source of inspiration.
Jun 1 2006 5:14PM
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SiverMike
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Ill be the first one to say it. I think lance is a tool. wawawa i had ball cancer, wawawa. deal with it, theres a 97% of survival. Yea he can ride a bike, but so can I.
Jun 1 2006 6:14PM
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meggles
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haha no actually lance's cancer spread to his brain and lungs. he had less tahn 50% chance of survival. he fought like hell and won his battle. and hes a smartass. i love it. hes my hero.

and im guessing you dont watch the tour de france haha because only a handful of people can ride that. watch it. you'll see.
Jun 1 2006 6:41PM
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fouldsys
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i did a project on him hes a machine he had like a total of 12 tumours or something
Jun 1 2006 7:03PM
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Chubby.Chaser
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Jun 1 2006 8:36PM
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CooksCorner
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He doped. He definatly doped.

But...

All those dudes do so it doesnt matter. What they do is nearly inhuman.
Jun 1 2006 8:38PM
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jimmychung
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no he definitely didn't dope. what he did was train like a madman since he was in his early teens. because of all of that hardcore training he did while his body was still growing, he's almost beyond human. his heart and lungs are amazingly powerful.
Jun 1 2006 8:44PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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your such an ignorant piece of shit
Jun 1 2006 8:52PM
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jimmychung
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his "ball cancer" also spread to his lungs and brain, and he ended up having a 10-15% chance for survival. he beat the odds, and came to win the toughest cycling race in history a record 7 times. justice served.
Jun 1 2006 9:10PM
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meggles
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thank you.
Jun 1 2006 9:39PM
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--Daniel--
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i agree, dont tp the mans house, or if you do, make sure that there are no bikes around if he wakes up and comes outside, he could run down a fucing cheeta
Jun 1 2006 9:41PM
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traer
Posts: 690 - Karma: 12
Other than the fact that it wasn't just "ball cancer" I find it hard to believe you could ever ride a bike at the fraction of greatness he did. So please don't compare your bike riding skills (whatever insignificant ability that may be) to the legend, 7 times over.
Jun 2 2006 1:19AM
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