you could talk about ummmmm, i forgot(cant spell) his name, its like ranolphini or so,ething. but he was this weird russian guy who healed the russian leaders son, who had a sickenss where he cant stop bleading but on this randolphini could heal him. well since the country was all poor and olny about 1% of the population had money, the people revolted becuase the russian ruler had this big ass mansion. so the citizens tryed to kill this randolphini guy, this is the funny part. they brought him down to this room in the bottom of this mantion and there were 4 donuts that had this poision in them that could kill you, and they guy down there is like"....um uh...have a donut.." so he had all four and he didnt die. so then randolphini gets shot in the head by the guy who was with him, and the other guy sees him get up so he runs upstairs to get help (his gun only had 1 shot) and randolphini runs out of the mantion and gets on this bridge. well its russia, so its cold and theres and iced over river below him. so he sees these guys running after him and shooting at him. he got shot a couple times and then jumped in to the river and broke through the ice. well he started swimming to find a place to escape because the ice trapped him from getting out. so hes down there for like 3minutes and then he finds an opening by the shore and dies.
this happend in like 1920 or something. ill try and find a link about it
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