my buddy kevin. while we were at a ski resort (we actually managed to stay on the hill) he managed to convince 3 hot chick's that he was a ski instructor and gave them a lesson, even tho they skied really quite well. Then he got 2 of them in one night.
its like buying a ferrari and shitting in it- happywhenhard
ahaha i dont know of any... but i work in the emergency room and one night this guy came in all pimped out, they cut his clothes off.and underneath his boxers they found a cucumber taped to the side of his leg. hahahahhahaa. i guess he wanted to impress the ladies and appear to be "Bigger" than he really is
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.