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Omg world's biggest tool!

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RunDMc
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OK so in grade 10 science at my school we have to disect owl pellets and find the bones of its prey and put them together to make a skeleton. Anyway this kid gets offered 10 bucks to eat an owl pellet. These things are covered in chemicals to save them from harming your hands, not to mention they're REGURGITATED REMAINS OF A RAT: teeth, nails, bones and a hell of a lot of hair. So being the stupidest attention seeker there ever was, this kid puts the whole thing in his mouth and was chewing it up before the teacher told him to spit it out. He is currently in the hospital and suspended from school. Anyway, I just had to tell you guys.

By the way he didn't even get the $10.
May 29 2006 4:53PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
haha dumbass, some kids ate part of a fetal pig in my class, then other people played jump rope with the small intestine.
May 29 2006 4:55PM
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Leckett
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OMG WHAT A TOOL!
May 29 2006 4:55PM
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TRIppEN
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ahahahahahaaaaahha
May 29 2006 5:09PM
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NataliePortman
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wat a dumb ass.
May 29 2006 5:10PM
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garrett.
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fuckin idiot
May 29 2006 5:13PM
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.John.
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yeah... we deffinantaly convinced a kid to eat one of those back in the day
May 29 2006 5:14PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
sounds like something i would get my friend to do
May 29 2006 5:22PM
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Redstar
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What a fucktard. They have like, formaldehyde and shit on them, which is super poisonus, no? And for $10? What a moron.
May 29 2006 5:45PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
ya hardly seems worth it
May 29 2006 5:51PM
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Snubluck
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You spelled a lot of words wrong in your signature.
Also that kid is fucking stupid as hell.
May 29 2006 5:59PM
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KRASHED
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Its in your diet coke so it can't be that poisonous unless its diluted to crap in Diet Coke. Im in chemistry and ive seen a lot of dumb shit thats around that level of intelligence.
May 29 2006 6:03PM
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skogenjake
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ha were done with our fetal pigs. i hated them by the end and stabbed them with the poker thing for no reason occasionally without anyone noticing
May 29 2006 6:09PM
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Desjardins
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 11
^ whatever Diet coke is bad anyway, and that kid is a huge tool
May 29 2006 6:11PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
...omg theres so many dumbass kids...
May 29 2006 6:14PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
skavengers303 ate an entire fetal pig in biology two years ago for 10 bucks!!!
May 29 2006 6:17PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
What became of him?
May 29 2006 6:39PM
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--Daniel--
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i drank rat poisen for a quarter
May 29 2006 6:41PM
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-daniel-
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why would he get suspended? haha
May 29 2006 6:42PM
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shrEddie
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omg. you could be gay. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

last year i paid this kid 20 bucks to eat the toung of a frog we were disecting. he did, and it wasnt worth it for me
May 29 2006 6:43PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Yea I know of people who have done shit like that. Owl pellets as well.
May 29 2006 6:44PM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
wow, he is the biggest tool
May 29 2006 7:03PM
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D_Mezz
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hahaha thats wut we do this week in science...disect the fetal pig...jump rope huh??? haha
May 29 2006 7:05PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
thats pretty stupid, whats the medical dilemna. keep us posted, i wanna know how sick he got
May 29 2006 7:10PM
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Lé.Skiing
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if its the chemical i'm thinking of thats in diet coke its hella bad... and its can cause either cancer or parkensens i cant remember...
May 29 2006 7:11PM
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Ddrem
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i had to dissect that shit. it is so gross. what a faygit
i wouldnt do it for 100$
May 29 2006 7:15PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
evolution at its finest.
May 29 2006 7:17PM
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III
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we made slime with alchohol polymers in chemistry. It looked like this just i used green food coloring:
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So anyway, i had a ball of this stuff a bit bigger than a golf ball, and i just started taking bits of it and sticking it up my right nostril. I just kept doing more and more and jam packing my nasal passage until the whole ball of slime was in my nose. And i proceed to hawk a good amount of it out of my mouth. At one point i started laughing and green chunks of slime started flying out my mouth.
May 29 2006 7:36PM
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ThaLetterM.
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youre a sexy beast
May 29 2006 7:44PM
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BigShanks04
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haha i remember jump roping the intestines... i also slapped a large piece of skin on a girls back who was bending over a lab table
May 29 2006 7:45PM
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1080ski
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one of my brothers friends drank some shit from chemistry, i forget what it was, but he had to go to the hospital and almost died.
May 29 2006 7:49PM
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7X
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thoes lil bird puke balls got everywhere in our bio class, it sucked.
May 29 2006 7:53PM
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TheQuailman
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we just finished frog dissections, my partner put his finger in the frogs ass
May 29 2006 7:56PM
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zanderd
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hahahahahahha That shit is so gross. hahahahahahahaha
May 29 2006 8:30PM
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sniper_6
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actually i believe this is the world's biggest tool:

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May 29 2006 8:39PM
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ATLskier
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hahahahaha, great
May 29 2006 8:53PM
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kabozo101
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haha^ and what a dumbass to the kid
May 29 2006 9:19PM
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hylandrox
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i remember in 5th grade we made smile and my friend ate the whole thing
May 29 2006 9:20PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
wtf i thought you where a fat white boy.... now your a hot white girl...?
May 29 2006 9:22PM
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slimbruddah
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LMAO!!! You fucking retard hahaha. But anyways, that's DISGUSTING!!! Stupid, stupid loner kids and there fantasies of being popular....
May 29 2006 9:39PM
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Leckett
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you look like huntachick
May 29 2006 9:41PM
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SteezePatrol
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most people are white on ns...yea I'm the minority chyea
May 29 2006 9:41PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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i eat live bugs all the time for money, but never owl pellets
May 29 2006 9:44PM
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rossiscratch04
Posts: 680 - Karma: 10
wow that is not very smart at all
May 29 2006 9:46PM
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corey74
Posts: 658 - Karma: 13
yup he defently is the worlds biggest tool
May 29 2006 11:06PM
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M+M
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hahahahaa
May 29 2006 11:12PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, some kid wore the intestines of a pigeon around his neck for a whole day cuz we payed him liek 50 bucks
May 29 2006 11:19PM
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Edward.
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haha what a TOOL
May 29 2006 11:22PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, nice
May 29 2006 11:27PM
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siversex
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freind of mine payed a kid two bucks and he swallowed a goldfish alive in science.
May 29 2006 11:32PM
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