alright so today my friend and i saw seen some random cats having sex and it was quite hilarious. so i said to him just joking around cuz he had a cell phone; "hey man try dialing 1800-cat-sex". realizing that the last set of digits had to be 4 numbers rather than 3 i said "try 1800-cat-fuck" so he dials the number and it turns out to be a phone sex number. It was some funny shit.
"well if you feed your cat mercury its probably going to become retarded."~wild B