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shrEddie
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so we have these big glass windows in the back of our house, and bird fly into them and hit them all the time. usually they either die instantly, or they get up pretty quickly and fly away. but one bird hit the window a while ago and it still hasnt gotten up. its moving its tail around so we know its alive. i feel like its probably in alot of pain. what do you think the best course of action is
May 22 2006 7:41PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
dinner.
May 22 2006 7:43PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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emo?
May 22 2006 7:44PM
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ski_cartel
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uh, waight, it may be stunned
May 22 2006 7:44PM
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--Daniel--
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fuck man drop a huge rock on it or something, put it out of the pain it's in
May 22 2006 7:44PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I take a pellet gun and shoot them in the head if they are badly hurt, it may sound brutal but its better than suffering to death
May 22 2006 7:45PM
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jib-unit00
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chances are it wont get better. so as he said ^, drop a huge rock on it or somethin
May 22 2006 7:46PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
i knew that was coming. i would call you a faggot or something but i like your hair(i remember your prom picture). i guess im emo and gay
May 22 2006 7:53PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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haha i was just joking
May 22 2006 7:54PM
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Beamer12
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HAHAHA
May 22 2006 7:55PM
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shrEddie
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i know. i got respect for you
May 22 2006 7:56PM
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Dilla
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fuck yeah
cook that shit up
May 22 2006 8:02PM
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dre14
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stevens is the man?
May 22 2006 8:04PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
UPDATE

the bird is now sitting up like a normal bird!!! he looks kinda shitty but atleast hes moving around. there might be a little blood on the groundnear him, but i think hes gonna pull through
May 22 2006 8:04PM
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eheath
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Bingo!
May 22 2006 8:05PM
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Ddrem
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ive been there when it has happened... it is sad, but not emo sad.
blood is all trickling out there mouths and shit. it sucks
May 22 2006 8:09PM
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shrEddie
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FINAL UPDATE

HE LIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hes gone and i hope he has a happy life
May 22 2006 8:20PM
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AtomicTweaker
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bird hit my windows too...once i had to shoot one with a pellet gun to put it out of its pain, it was like twichin and its eyes were blood red
May 22 2006 8:25PM
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hurrisun
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a seagul flew into r windshield today it was so scary and i hit a goose while golfikng today as well i felt bad for the goose cuz it was wiht its family and the goose that got hit jsut like ran around for a bit then started spinning on the ground and i think it died so i felt abd for the mom/dad and all the little babies
May 22 2006 9:12PM
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ThaLetterM.
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"birds are dying you guys, birds are dying"
May 22 2006 9:16PM
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timmi
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birds are stupid. he will be down on the ground under your window crippled again in 15 minutes
May 22 2006 9:27PM
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Ddrem
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WAHOO!
May 22 2006 9:32PM
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Norred
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It's probably bleeding internally so it's only a matter of time. Needs emergency surgery. Be a hero!
May 23 2006 3:54PM
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Norred
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oh wait this thread's from yesterday.
May 23 2006 3:55PM
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freeskier_1080*
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man, same here. there's a huge window at the back of my house, and so far this year 3 birds have hit it, 2 dying fast and the other one making a miraculous recovery after 5 minutes of seizures and other weird stuff. We even put up a special sticker on it so that the birds could tell that it is glass but they still can't and they just hit it, these birds are just too dumb...
May 23 2006 3:59PM
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.John.
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did you watch it fly away? because if you didn't, your cat probably ate it
May 23 2006 4:07PM
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shrEddie
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dont be silly. i aint no bitch, i have a dog
May 23 2006 6:43PM
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scratchskier170
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i hit a goose golfing once. it didnt die tho. it jsut honked and ran in circles for a couple seconds i was rolling around on the tee laughing it was so funny
May 23 2006 6:47PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
with your club. thats just wrong
i work at th golf course and last year geese had a fight on our first fariway. it was huge. there was feathers EVERYWHERE and it was so loud.
May 23 2006 6:49PM
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TheQuailman
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tht happened to me once at camp. we had a rocket thing and it launched up and hit the bird and i think it broke its leg but other than that it was fine. so we taped up the leg and gave it water and leftover food from dinner cuz it coodnt fly. then i found $50
May 23 2006 6:54PM
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.John.
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why aren't you banned yet?
May 23 2006 6:55PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
idk he told me i was and im still here

(tht story rly did happen but i ddnt find 50 dollars i just wanted to make it more exciting)
May 23 2006 7:03PM
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sKILOve07
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i think i would actually find that entertaining the first few times a bird flew into it and then it would get old. But just watch it for a few mins and if its struggling then, kill it.
May 23 2006 7:11PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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the best is when they hit the classroom windows, and everyone gets up to look at it. Takes a solid minute out of class
May 23 2006 7:16PM
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twintipteles
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put some strips of electrical tape on the window so it doesn't happen as much in the future.
May 23 2006 8:52PM
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