If youre bored

screaminseamin11: hey
SmarterChild: Hi screaminseamin11, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
screaminseamin11: no shit ive talked to you before
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
screaminseamin11: ask away
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type interview me.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
screaminseamin11: 2
SmarterChild: Cool.

This is my home, screaminseamin11:

1 Get info such as sports, news and movies
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, U.S. geography and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with trivia, manicdotes, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like calculator, notepad and spell-check
5 Join in - take a poll, leave a message, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What may I interest you in?
screaminseamin11: oral sex
SmarterChild: Oral sex? OK, whatever you say.
screaminseamin11: dude your gay
SmarterChild: What do you care?
screaminseamin11: i hate fags
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I hope you're kidding about that.
screaminseamin11: your a shit stain
SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.

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screaminseamin11: dmx is a fag
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
screaminseamin11: did i mention your gay?
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
screaminseamin11: dude i already said i hate fags
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
screaminseamin11: your retarted
SmarterChild: What's that?
screaminseamin11: im seriously going to look you up and smash your computer
SmarterChild: OK. Well good luck seriously going to look me up and Smash Your then.
screaminseamin11: fag
SmarterChild: That's a totally uncool thing to say.
screaminseamin11: its not going to be uncool when i smash the shit outta your computer
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.

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screaminseamin11: why?
SmarterChild: Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.
SmarterChild: You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?