So I'm in Canmore at the moment, where I guess people are touchy about shit. I went to TimMy's to get a coffee, black coffee, I'm allergic to milk. And it wasnt until I was out of the drivethough that I found out theyd given me milk. Fuckers. But there was a long line and I was pissed, so I just took the coffee and put it on the tarmac outside my door and drove away, angry. This guy honks at me as I;m doing it, but I figue hes just mad because I'm blocking the parking exit. Not so. This fucking guy tails me halfway across town, waits till I park, comes over and pours the coffee all over my windshield, and then him and his grilfriend start yelling at me. Apparently I should go back to toronto, go cry about my designer jeans and go back to russia as well. Uhhhhh? Scuse me? I;m from ottawa, I got these jeans for under twenty bucks off a sales rack at Old Navy, and do I even look russian? The fuck? And no, I didnt fight the dude, because a) I had no idea what the fuck was going on, and b) he wouldve won. So Now i Have no coffee, Im annnoyed, and the windshield is...well actually marginally cleaner. Score. I can understand that hes pissed I littered, I shoundt have done that, but COME ON. Does anybody else think thats sort of an overreaction?
Fuck YOU, random dude.
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