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Porn in the yearbook

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Rhastaman420
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So we got our yearbooks the other day, and when everyone turned to page 128 we got a surprise...

i guess they did some random interview of this kid, and when they took his picture he was sitting down and he pulled one of the legs of his shorts up and you could plainly see his d-unit.

Worst of all for the kid (a freshman) he has either not hit puberty yet or he was cursed with a tiny dick, so not only is he gonna be suspended and probably expelled, he wont be getting any pussy for all of high school because everyone knows about his "little problem"

I guess people have talked to the yearbook staff and that page was checked by tons of people and none of them noticed, not even the yearbook teacher. When he was interviewed by the Auburn Journal (our local paper) he was quoted as saying "we didnt catch it because we werent on crotch watch"

So basically this kid is totally humiliated and now the school has issued a recall on the yearbooks because since the kid is under 18 it is classified as child pornography. Worst of all EVERYONE who bought a yearbook HAS to return theirs or else they will be charged with possession of child pornography and that is felony in California.

Is this an isolated case or has anyone else experienced anything like this?
May 20 2006 10:10PM
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scientist
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holy moly.while were on the subject of child pornography...In my middle school yearbook there was a section of "baby pictures" everyone brought thiers in, mostly of them in funny costumes. Then this girl named martika paulson brought one in of her lying in the bath, naked. Buck Naked, belly up." I guess my school doesnt consider morals, and they put it in. now I have a tainted yearbook with an ugly babies privates plastered in a 4X6 picture. How can that even be allowed. I live in canada by the way.
May 21 2006 5:23PM
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skiierman
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Read your last sentence and there is your answer.
May 21 2006 5:29PM
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~Cork_1080~
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that is one of the funniest things i have ever herd
May 21 2006 5:33PM
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[~_~]
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"Worst of all EVERYONE who bought a yearbook HAS to return theirs or else they will be charged with possession of child pornography and that is felony in California."


Only California?
May 21 2006 5:35PM
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philipc
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newspaper article? proof?
May 21 2006 6:20PM
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NFproductions
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hahahah bummer for that kid
May 21 2006 6:28PM
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Rhastaman420
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actually its probably mostly every state, but the point is the same
May 21 2006 7:05PM
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1440ski
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Hahah that is one of the funniest things i have heard in a long time.
Crotch Watch.
May 21 2006 7:15PM
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-benedetto
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thats right. don't return it yet. hold on for it for a little while.

go to jail
May 21 2006 7:16PM
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Rhastaman420
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bump
May 21 2006 8:51PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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are you talkin about when its as long as it is wide then isnt it called a chud. There are many terms for the piece of skin that connects your ass and balls such as choda, nocha and gooch.
May 21 2006 8:59PM
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Rhastaman420
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i think he means chode as in short and fat
May 21 2006 9:03PM
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jjibs1219
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yeah in my school the yearbooks inside front cover theres a pic of the grade on the bleachers and one of the girls in the front row was wearing a skirt and you can see everything
May 21 2006 9:17PM
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soulskier
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good story
May 21 2006 9:33PM
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Rhastaman420
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HA!
May 21 2006 9:34PM
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Literature
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Lovely. I enjoy where society is going.
May 21 2006 9:38PM
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futurespin
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post it, i dont believe you.
May 21 2006 9:51PM
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CEDARIMAGE
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haha i feel really bad for that kid
May 21 2006 10:16PM
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CEDARIMAGE
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but then again no i dont
May 21 2006 10:17PM
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[~_~]
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hahaha note the sarcasm. d00d.
May 21 2006 10:25PM
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dowalibeast
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back in seventh grade we got our year books and on the same page on every book ther was some hand gesture sharpied out...nobody is sure what it was
May 21 2006 10:34PM
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sniper_6
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i bet its your tiny wang in the year book and you dont want him telling the whole world about it.
May 21 2006 10:35PM
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Rhastaman420
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Hahahahahah!!!!!! The kid just got expelled!!!!!!!
May 21 2006 11:29PM
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Rhastaman420
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bump bump bump
May 22 2006 1:18AM
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nickmcnutt
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hes probaby suicidal at thsi point
May 22 2006 1:20AM
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nickmcnutt
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA i have that yearbook too! fuck its lame
May 22 2006 1:32AM
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kabozo101
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hahahahahaa
May 22 2006 6:15AM
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Leckett
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hahahahaaha thats fuckin funny
May 22 2006 6:21AM
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ejoy
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Haha that's pretty bad
May 22 2006 6:27AM
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skiierman
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Good! It sounds like the douchebag deserves it.
May 22 2006 7:50AM
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.John.
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HAHAHAHA! HIS LIFE IS RUINED LOL!!!!!!
May 22 2006 8:15AM
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SN0WBOARDER
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that is funny. he is probably prepubesant like my friend seth.
May 22 2006 11:12AM
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sneather
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haha thats pretty funny
May 22 2006 11:20AM
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Dan-Man
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that poor kid he is ruined for life dumb ass
May 22 2006 11:20AM
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cracko
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is this story serious? bahahahahahhahaha soo hilarious
May 22 2006 2:03PM
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rossiscratch04
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hahahahahaha
May 22 2006 4:17PM
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andreashart
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whyd he get expellled
he wouldn't want he small weiner in the year book
im confused
May 22 2006 4:33PM
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slice_of_mustard
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wow haha that sucks for that kid soooo much. its funny how they call it child pornography, and they will get arrested if they dont give it back, dont you think they are mabye over reacting a little?
May 22 2006 5:47PM
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Rhastaman420
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yep! you should read the article that i posed though it is so funny...

PS here is the article

http://www.auburnjournal.com/articles/2006/05/21/news/top_stories/03photo21.txt
May 22 2006 5:50PM
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slice_of_mustard
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haha wow, all that over a wiener.
one of my friends last year mooned someone and got caught, so now if he does anything else except for a traffic violation he has to register as a sex offender. its really funny, but thats so fucked up, that would ruin his whole life just because he mooned someone. i think people are getting way to serious about things like nudity, its just not right to be that stupid about it, i think doing that to people is so much worse and more messed up than what they call "child porn"
May 22 2006 6:00PM
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Rhastaman420
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word

bump

bump

bump
May 22 2006 8:05PM
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[TheWuTangClan]
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hahaha. that sucks for that kid, he's probably going to turn emo now
May 22 2006 8:18PM
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skiierman
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"I definitely think the person who did this was immature," senior Nathalie Marcella said Friday. "It definitely caused problems for a lot of people. I don't think it's funny at all."

She's a fucking lesbian if I've ever heard one.
May 22 2006 9:03PM
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DietCoke
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more importantly who the fuck drinks 40s?
May 22 2006 9:09PM
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ProducerXXX
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Crazy shit went down when I worked on the yearbook, but nothing to that extent.

There's about 2094859043 "shockers" in ours.
May 22 2006 9:14PM
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hahaha
May 24 2006 1:38AM
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dman1260
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dude, whats your name, i grew up in auburn but moved right before middle school?
May 24 2006 1:57AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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why would they expell him, i mean i can see why he would want to leave, but he didn't show it on purpose
May 24 2006 3:04AM
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skiierman
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The penis size (in inches) is like a grade point average. It has to be above a one for you to stay in school.
May 24 2006 9:17AM
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japie99
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oooooke so whats the point?? someone holding a beer?? whoo big deal
May 24 2006 9:46AM
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